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Joker and Harley Quinn were hanging out on vacation at a hotel. Joker a dit "That was nice. Now lets drive to Gotham to defeat Batman. Ha, ha!"

Harley Quinn a dit "Okay. I got a map."

Joker a dit "Good. Lets hurry."

Joker and Harley Quinn got in Joker's car. Joker started driving. After driving around for a few hours Joker a dit "Harley this doesn't look like the way to get to Gotham."

Harley Quinn a dit "Please just follow the map."

Joker a dit "Fine."

The suivant jour Joker and Harley Quinn arrived at Metropolis. Joker a dit "The map led us to Superman's city, not Batman's city."

Harley Quinn a dit "Oh dear."

Joker a dit "Why did toi get the wrong map?"

Harley Quinn a dit "Well the map mentioned a DC super hero so I thought it was a Batman map."

Joker a dit "Well since we arrive here we should rob a few banks."

Joker and Harley Quinn tried to rob a bank, but Superman showed up to stop them. Superman a dit "I'm surprised to be visited par toi 2."

Joker tried to run away, but Superman grabbed him. Joker punched Superman, but it didn't hurt Superman. Harley Quinn tried to coup de poing Superman, but she accidentally punched the Joker. The Joker passed out.

Superman a dit "I know where toi 2 belong."

Superman took the Joker and Harley Quinn to Arkham Asylum.

Batman a dit "Thank toi Superman."

Superman a dit "You are welcome."

Joker a dit "Harley Quinn suivant time get the right map!"

Harley Quinn a dit "Okay."