The Chuck and Blair Chronicles

(I HATE this ep, But I'm not gonna re write it-cba. This one isn't really a C/B ep it's plus of a Blair episode, But they do have C/B scenes but the suivant episode is defo about them! So hope toi enjoy it anyway.)

Episode 6: We Aren't Family

GG: Ohh parents, Everyone's gotta l’amour their parents, Sweet parents. Right Blair? -No. Mom dating V'd Dad, Not the step family toi had in mind B. Could V be working her way onto the A-list?

At the Waldorf Appartment.
Ross and Eleanor are sitting on the canapé cuddling and laughing.
Vanessa and Blair are standing behind them looking very angry and unpleased.

B: I do not believe this?
V: toi think I do?
B: I can't have my Mom dating your Dad
V: Wow, for the first time I'm actually agreeing with you
B: I'd of taken Cyrus anyday over this...
V: How are we going to do this?
B: I don't know, But I will do it, I don't want toi as my step sister
V: Feeling's mutual. (voice gets louder) Dad! Can we go now?

R: Oh but toi and Blair are getting on so well.
V: (grins) Oh I wouldn't go that far...
B: (smiles) Neither would I
V: Dad, Lets go...
R: Alright Sweetie, Okay, I'll call toi tomorrow (kisses Eleanor goodbye)
E: Alright honey, Bye
R: Bye
E: (Ross and Vanessa walk towards the elvator) Bye Vanessa
V: Bye Mrs Waldorf (Ross and Vanessa leave)
B: Mother, Honestly...
E: Oh don't start Blair
B: toi can't rendez-vous amoureux, date him...
E: Why ever not? What's wrong with him?
B: What's right with him?
E: (hmph)
B: Mom, Please I'm asking toi don't rendez-vous amoureux, date him
E: You've a dit that over and over to me over the years and I think it's about time I do something I want, Not what toi want
B: (looks annoyed)

Chuck enters the appartment from the elevator.

C: Hello...
B: (smiles) Hey
E: Charles...
C: Mrs Waldorf, How are you?
E: Great, But I'm sure Blair will fill toi in
B: Lets go

Blair and Chuck leave and enter the elevator.

C: What was punky brewster doing leaving here?
B: Well her Dad is dating my Mom
C: (bursts out laughing)
B: This isn't funny! I need to sort this out.
C: How toi gonna do that?
B: Ohh I don't know, But I don't wanna talk about that tonight, I just wanna have fun
C: we can do fun...

Blair smiles and they both exit the elevator.

The suivant jour at school.
Serena and Blair are sitting on the steps talking.

S: So I read on Gossip Girl, toi and Vaness could become family
B: Don't even put those two words together
S: (Smiles) Oh come on atleast your Mom's happy right?
B: Oh yeah, Mom Happy, So everyone's happy exept me, So if I'm not happy, Chuck isn't happy and if Chuck's not happy, The whole van der basse, bass family wont be happy, which includes you, So toi agree with me on this.
S: Absolutly. (smiles)
B: Great well...Help me come up with a plan to get of him
S: salut no no no,
B: Come on Serena
S: Oh Okay I got one! (Blair looks enthusiastic) Throw headband at Ross. (smiles)
B: (Sarcastic) Ha Ha.
S: I'm sorry B. Why don't toi ask Chuck?
B: I did, But he couldn't think of anything...right
S: (joking) Well toi know if all fails toi could always plant drugs on him
B: (Looks enthusiastic and looks at Serena)
S: No Blair. That's wrong, toi can't do that
B: salut toi a dit it not me
S: As a joke, toi can't do that
B: Why not?
S: Because toi can't Blair...Where would toi get it from?
B: toi forget who my boyfriend is...

School cloche, bell rings.

S: (Serena stands up) I gotta get to class, But Blair don't do it...
B: If toi say so...

Serena walks away, leaving Blair looking pleased with the idea.

GG: Spotted. S and B on the school steps. Discussing family matters B. Oh don't be shy let us all know...After all we all want to know what's going on inside that pretty head of yours...

Later in the jour at the van der basse, bass Appartment, In Chuck's room.
Blair and Chuck are making out.

B: Chuck..
C: MmmHmm (carries on s’embrasser her)
B: I need toi to do something
C: (stops and looks intreaged) name it? It's done
B: (smiles) It's about my Mom and ughh Ross, I need to end it and toi can help me
C: What do toi need?
B: (grins)

Blair begins to explain the plan to Chuck.
Chuck nods along.

B: So...
C: Little bitchy don't toi think?
B: It's what I do best.
C: Don't I know it...
B: (smiles) You'll do it
C: For you, Always

They both continue to make out.
(Later at the Waldorf Appartment, Ross and Eleanor are in the cuisine talking. Blair joins them having put the drugs into Ross' manteau pocket. Eleanor and Ross are laughing and talking.)

B: Hello..
E: Oh Blair
R: salut Blair, How are toi today?
B: I'm good,
R: Great, Well sweetie I'll get my manteau then we can leave.
B: Oh don't worry, I'll fetch it. (Blair goes and gets the manteau and hands it to Ross)
R: Thanks Blair

Ross puts the manteau on and while he does the bag of drugs falls out of the pocket.

E: Oh whats that? (Eleanor picks up the bag) What's this?
R: I have no idea, Eleanor I don't know, their not mine
E: (looks shocked) Well whose are they?
B: Yes whose?
R: I don't know, But their not mine
E: Then why are they in your coat!
R: I don't know!
E: toi liar. (shouting) Just get out! Get out!!!
B: Go on go!
R: Eleanor...
E: GO!!!

Ross leaves.

B: Mom, I'm sorry
E: (Eleanor is crying, Blair hugs her, Blair looks realeved)

(Later in the evening)
Blair is her room talking lying on the bed.
Vanessa enters.

V: What the hell do toi think your doing?
B: How did toi get in here
V: Doesn't matter. Why did toi do it?
B: What?
V: Planting drugs on my father!
B: Ohh, Get over it, toi told me to fix it and I did, No plus step siblings WooHoo!
V: I can't believe toi did that
B: Listen, I don't want my Mom dating ou even marrying a loser like your father
V: Oh don't pretend this is about my Dad, Because lets face it Blair this was about you! And what Blair wants, Blair gets right? toi can't ruin people's lives because your Blair Waldorf!
B: (gets up to face Vanessa) I think I can
V: Your not getting away with this
B: I think I just did
V: I'll bring toi down Blair
B: With what? (grins)
V: I'll get toi back for this
B: I'm so scared...

Vanessa leaves.
Blair grins and giggles to herself.

GG: V vowing vengance on Blair. Can V really take down the Queen B? There's only one way to find out, chienne Fight, But we all know who's going to come out of that fight alive... She's not Queen B for nothing. toi know toi l’amour me. xoxo Gossip Girl.

TO BE CONTINUED...


The suivant ep will be based around Bart's death, He is killed so the suivant one is defo back to a B/C ep. :D