Story: 'You make me feel funny'

Author: Ana

Pairing: Chuck/Blair

Disclaimer: I don’t own Gossip Girl.

Summary: Blair is determined to never get involved with a man again and she was successful until she met her new boss. He annoys her since the first jour and she really doesn't know why she feels like she’s high school girl again around him. Still she knows she can't give up as she has a secret that would make someone like Chuck basse, bass run away the seconde he found out. AU

Hi! Sorry it took so long; I know I’m really bad at this. Hope toi will still read it and leave me your thoughts. tw I can’t wait for new episode! I’ll get to see it on Thursday after school, yupi! Ok, on with the chapter.



‘B, you’re here! toi look amazing!’ She heard her best friend after she stepped out of the elevator. After a seconde she was stuck in the blonde’s embrace.

‘S, I have to breathe.’ She made out and sighed with relieve when Serena released her.

‘Happy Birthday, B!’ She looked like she wanted to attack her again so the brunette quickly moved to the living room.

She smiled at the sight of the whole room decorated with her favorite, rose peonies. There was a small table, tableau in the corner with a small pile of wrapped boxes on it. There weren’t a lot of people there yet but she was sure it won’t stay this way for long, after all her best friend’s ‘dinners’ were never small.

‘It looks great, S. Thanks for doing it.’ She a dit turning back to Serena. She finally took a good look at her and wasn’t surprised to find that her ‘sister’ looked stunning as always. She had a gold, ending mid thigh dress with a small straps on her shoulders.

‘Come on, B! toi know I l’amour doing it and you’re my best friend, toi don’t have to thank me for it. I mean I’m doing it since high school after all.’ She replayed with a giggle.

‘Thanks anyway. So where is your boyfriend? I thought he is attached to toi 24/7.’ She a dit with a smirk. She may like them together but it didn’t mean she couldn’t have some fun. It was just too easy sometimes.

‘I thought toi liked Nate.’ Serena pouted at her. In the moments like this, she really understood all this guys hopelessly falling for her.

‘I like him. toi two could just think sometimes about us, all of the singles of the world.’ Not that she wanted a boyfriend, just looking after all the other poor souls. And they say she’s cold bitch. Serena just rolled her blue eyes.

‘It’s your own fault. toi turned down all of my candidates.’ She pointed out.

‘And who wouldn’t? Have toi not seen them? ou have toi been spending too much time with your clueless boyfriend?’ Blair huffed.

‘Whatever, B. Let’s go dance!’ Serena grabbed her hand and pulled her to the dancing crowd with her usual enthusiasm.

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Chuck arrived at the party an heure after his assistant to find her dancing and laughing with his best friend’s girlfriend. He spotted her the moment he entered as she truly was a vision.

She was wearing a black, shiny dress which covered almost all of her thighs. It was strapless and was hugging her figure in all right places. She had her curls just the way he liked it best – hanging loosely around her tiny frame.

He spotted the table, tableau with gifts but decided that it’ll be best to give his personally. This way he will see her reaction. He was gong to walk to her when some blonde kid stopped him.

‘Excuse me, where can I find Blair Waldorf?’ He asked and Chuck saw the big bouquet of red roses he was holding in his left hand. ‘I have a delivery for her.’ He motioned the flowers.’

‘I’m sure she’s here somewhere but I’ll make sure she gets it.’ He a dit with a smirk. Like hell he will.

‘I’m sorry, but I was asked to deliver it to Miss Waldorf’s hands.’ The kid looked afraid under the man’s gaze. Who wouldn’t?

‘Well, I’m sure whoever ordered toi to do that wouldn’t mind. Here.’ He handed him a bill and the boy nodded nervously before handing him the flowers. He was gone the suivant second.

‘Now, let’s see what we have here.’ Chuck murmured picking up a card attached to the bouquet. His brows furrowed when he read it.

Happy Birthday

I’ll see toi soon, sweetheart.

‘Well, now that just won’t do.’ He smirked and threw it out in the nearest trashcan along with the roses.

He then ended his way to Blair and when she didn’t see him, put his arm around her waist. She jumped surprised, thinking it was some stranger who had too much to drink already.

‘Chuck!’ She shouted when she saw him, not bringing anyone’s attention to them as it was too loud.

‘Why, aren’t toi thrilled to see me.’ He whispered leaning closer to her.

‘Let go of me! What are toi even doing here?’ She asked, shaking his hands away from her body.

‘Well, since toi must have forgotten to give me my invitation, I decided to surprise you. I know how upset you’d be tomorrow when toi would realize your stupid mistake.’ He a dit stroking her cheek.

‘I’m so thankful than. How silly of me to forget.’ She a dit sarcastically, giving him her fakest sweet smile. ‘Now excuse me, I have guests to attend to.’ She then walked past him in the guest room direction to calm down after his unexpected appearance.

He smirked checking her out and went to grab some scotch before his final attack.

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Blair was sitting on the lit for ten minutes now, with thousand thoughts running through her head. What was he doing here? She didn’t invite him, damn it! Does he think he can just come here and destroy her party? Of course, he does. He is his disgusting, smarmy basse, bass self after all.

But really, after ignoring her all the time after their date, he just comes here. And what does he expect? They’re not friends. They’re nothing, no matter how sexy he looks in his dark suit with light rose chemise and this always present smirk.

She heard the door opening and looked up. Here he was, looking at her with his penetrating brown eyes and holding some black box in his hand.

‘What do toi want now?’ She asked annoyed.

‘I’m a guest, thought toi could mingle with me now.’ He spoke seductively and winked at her.

‘I don’t know at what heinous parties toi go usually but this isn’t one of them. I’m sure toi can find you’re way out.’ She replayed rolling her eyes.

‘Maybe you’ll change your mind after toi will see my gift?’ He asked raising his eyebrow and moved towards her.

‘The gifts table, tableau is par the door. Have a nice time.’ She a dit in her polite voice and motioned towards the door.

‘Now, don’t be like that. I have something special.’ He smirked and sat down suivant to her. Before she could protest he shoved the box in her hands. She was going to hand it back to him but she loved presents too much.

She saw him staring at her expectedly and with a hesitation opened the box. She gasped at the sight of a beautiful diamond collier laying inside. She looked at him with widen eyes and saw him smile at her. It wasn’t his usual smirk ou smarmy smile, plus like soft and a little unsure one.

‘Chuck, thank toi but I really can’t accept it. It’s too much.’ She whispered and tried to give it back.

‘Don’t be silly, it’s a gift. Besides, something this beautiful deserves to be seen on someone worthy of its beauty.’ He whispered softly and put it on her. ‘Happy birthday Blair.’ He added s’embrasser her shoulder lightly.

She turned to look at him and then brought her hand to his cheek. She pecked his lips softly and stared in his eyes. When he was sure she wasn’t going to pull away, he pulled her closer par placing his arms around her waist and kissed her harder.

She moaned quietly and started to take his veste off of him. He let her get rid of it and then pulled back a little. Blair looked at him confused and started to unbutton his chemise but he took her hands in his stopping her.

‘You sure?’ He asked and she kissed him again. After that he started to get her out of her dress while she removed his shirt.

They continued to kiss, after a few minutes Chuck moved to her neck and helped her take off his pants. They looked at each other one last time before falling back into each other.

tbc