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Glee chercher for the Best Glee Jokes!!! Round 3!!! OPEN!!! 15 hommages to winners!!!

timo_superstar posted on Feb 24, 2011 at 12:11PM
To play this game, one must have a great sense of humor!
One must make up a joke about the topic given and after three days, the entries will compete in a pick and the one with the most picks wins.
Two days will be given for voting.
First place gets 15 props
Second gets 10
and third gets 5...
all other contestants gets 2 props eachh...

Round 1:Stupid Brittany
Winner: Surpr1zzm33
Brittany (to Santana): The other day I had to pick up my cousin from the daycare. I couldn't find him, so I brought a lookalike baby. Too bad my uncle found out it was a girl after she pooped.

2nd place:pucks-girl26
3rd place:pkrebelde


Round 2: The Annoying Rachel Berry
Winner: liesepuckerman
Rachel: Some people might say I'm annoying, but I see ANNOYING as an acronym.
Amazing
Never wrong
Never off-key
Outstandingly gorgeous
You wish you were me
I am the best
No one can beat me
Great in every single way
So everytime I am called annoying, I say Thank You.

2nd place:ninibambini
3rd place: pucks-girl26

Round 3: The Guidance Counselor (Emma Pillsbury)
last edited on Mar 13, 2011 at 08:30AM

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il y a plus d’un an Surpr1zzm33 said…
big smile
Brittany: I'm more talented than all of you, I see that clearly now. It's Brittany... bitch.
(season 02, episode 02: "Britney/Brittany")
<i><b>Brittany:</b> I'm plus talented than all of you, I see that clearly now. It's Brittany... chienne
il y a plus d’un an pkrebelde said…
about Mr. Schuester : "He taught me the second half of the alphabet, I thought M and N sounded too similar and got frustrated and gave up"

about Mr. Schuester : "He taught me the seconde half of the alphabet, I thought M and N sounded too s
il y a plus d’un an timo_superstar said…
guys, u have to make the jokes urself, not compile her lines or anything.

example: how many Brittanies do u need to screw a lightbulb?
a: 5, one to hold the bulb and 4 to turn the house

something like that, i appreciate ur efforts though! :)
il y a plus d’un an Surpr1zzm33 said…
big smile
@timo_superstar: OK!
il y a plus d’un an pkrebelde said…
laugh
Sam: Did you hear about the blonde who locked herself in the car?
Santana: Uh yeah It Was Brittany
il y a plus d’un an pucks-girl26 said…
laugh
Brittany: I thought milk came from dogs.
il y a plus d’un an Surpr1zzm33 said…
big smile
Brittany (to Santana): The other day I had to pick up my cousin from the daycare. I couldn't find him, so I brought a lookalike baby. Too bad my uncle found out it was a girl after she pooped.
<i><b>Brittany (to Santana):</b> The other jour I had to pick up my cousin from the daycare. I couldn'
il y a plus d’un an timo_superstar said…
nice one Surpr1zzm33...posting the pick tomorrow!
il y a plus d’un an timo_superstar said…
This round is now closed.
Here's the link to the pick: link
il y a plus d’un an pkrebelde said…
Rachel (To The Glee Club):People Say I'm Annoying but the fact that i'm more talented and smarter than all of you guys doesnt mean that i dont feel sympathetic for you guys, and besides i love you guys! You glee club are the reason why i keep my standars so high..... *Looks Up* Where is Everybody??
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il y a plus d’un an pucks-girl26 said…
Rachel: I'm the most talented in this school! I should get every solo! [Mercedes throws her books at Rachel]
il y a plus d’un an Gleek4ever said…
How many Rachel Berrys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
I don't know. But it takes an entire Glee Club to throw lightbulbs at her.
How many Rachel Berrys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. But it takes an entire Gl
il y a plus d’un an liesepuckerman said…
Rachel: Some people might say I'm annoying, but I see ANNOYING as an acronym.
Amazing
Never wrong
Never off-key
Outstandingly gorgeous
You wish you were me
I am the best
No one can beat me
Great in every single way
So everytime I am called annoying, I say Thank You.
il y a plus d’un an ninibambini said…
laugh
Principal Figgins on the announcements: good morning McKinely, there will be an audition for the lead in the fall musical this afternoon.

Rachel thinking: Why do I even have to go to the audition? They KNOW I will get the lead.

Mercedes to Kurt: oh my gosh! They're doing my favorite play! I am TOTALLY gonna go try out.

Rachel to Mercedes: Mercedes, I couldn't help but over hearing you say you were going to try out. The correct term in showbiz would be "audition". I learned that when I was one. I'm sorry to crush your dreams again Mercedes, but I'm going to that audition and I am the most talented girl in the world, so I'm gonna be the lead for sure. But don't worry, I'm gonna need someone to cheer for me in the audience. You'll do great at that.
il y a plus d’un an timo_superstar said…
round now closed
click on this link to vote or view results

link
il y a plus d’un an fetchgirl2266 said…
this is not a quote for the contest. i just wanted to say that the pic with rachel as annoying orange is pretty funny :D
il y a plus d’un an timo_superstar said…
Thanks for joining and congratulations to all winners!!!
You can now start posting your jokes!
il y a plus d’un an liesepuckerman said…
Rachel: Ms. Pillsbury, Finn and I came to you today because while we're not together, I think it's only appropriate that he waits 3 months before dating someone else.

Finn: That's so unfair Rachel! We're done, I can date anyone whenever I want!

Emma: I know I'm the guidance counselor, but Rachel, I think your problems are more fit for a therapist.
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