Ok this is my liste of jokes I made. 1.Why does Russia have fast runners? Cuz their Russian! 2.A famous track runner is questioned par 2 reporters. on of the reporters asked,"were did toi run your last race?" and the seconde one said,"How did toi win the race?" the runner a dit 1 word to answer BOTH of the reporters questions! what was the word? (the answer is Iran) 3.tell a friend,"may i ask a question?" when they say yes toi say,"out?" then they will be confused right? then tell them,"I jest asked toi out." 4. If your friend says anything positive about himself say,"friend...if toi were locked in a nourriture Market...youd STARVE to death!" 5. If someone says to pickup your room, then say,"its WAY too heavy!!" 6. were do elderly people like to Rock-out? In their ROCKING CHAIR!! >.<
