Mrs. Weasley: "Fred, toi next."
Fred: I'm not Fred, I'm George, honestly, woman, toi call yourself our mother? Can't toi tell
Mrs. Weasley: "Sorry, George, dear."
Fred: "Only joking, I am Fred." SS Ch. 6 pg. 92
One twin: "Blimey. Are toi ----?"
Other twin: "He is. Aren't you?"
Both twins: "Harry Potter?"
Harry: "Oh, him, I mean, yes, I am." SS Ch. 6 pg. 95
Mrs. Weasley: "Ron, you've got something on your nose."
Ron: "Mum ---- geroff."
Both twins: "Aaah, has ickle Ronnie got somefink up his nosie?"
Ron: "Shut up." SS Ch. 6 pg. 95
Percy: "Can't stay long, Mother, I'm up front, the prefects have got two compartments to themselves."
One twin: "Oh, are toi a prefect, Percy? *with an air of great surprise* toi should have a dit something, we had no idea."
Other twin: "Hang on, I think I remember him saying something about it, once.
Percy the Prefect: "Oh, shut up." SS Ch. 6 pg. 96
Mrs. Weasley: "Now, toi two *points at the twins* this year, toi behave yourselves. If I get one plus owl telling me you've --- you've blown up a toilet ou ---"
One twin: "Blown up a toilet? We've never blown up a toilet."
Other twin: "Great idea though, thanks, Mum."
Mrs. Weasley: "It's not funny." SS Ch. 6 pg. 96
Mrs. Weasley: "Hurry up!"
*Ginny starts to cry*
One twin(Fred): "Don't, Ginny, we'll send toi loads of owls."
Other twin(George): "We'll send toi a Hogwarts toilet seat."
Mrs. Weasley: "George!"
George: "Only joking, Mum." SS Ch. 6 pg. 97
Sorting Hat: "GRYFFINDOR!"
Both twins: "We got Potter! We got Potter!" SS Ch . 7 pg. 122
Fred: "You must be good, Harry. Wood was just skipping when he told us."
George: "Anyway, we've got to go, Lee Jorden reckons he found a new secret passege out of school."
Fred: "Bet it's that one behind the statue of Gregory the Smarmy that we found in our first week. See you." SS Ch. 9 pg. 153
Wood: "Okay, men,"
Angelina: "And women."
Wood: "And woman. This is it."
Fred: "The big one."
George: "The one we've all been waiting for."
Fred: "We've memorized Oliver's speech par heart, we were on the team last year."
Wood: "Shut up, toi two." SS Ch. 11 pg. 185
Fred: "Harry's is better than our's, though. *holds up Harry's sweater* Mum obviously makes plus of an effort if you're not family."
George: "Why aren't toi wearing yours, Ron? Come on, get it on, their lovely and warm."
Ron: "I hate maroon"
George: "You haven't got a letter on yours, I suppose mum thinks toi don't forget your name. But we're not stupid --- we know we're called Gred & Forge SS Ch. 12 pg. 202
*And sudddenly, their wardrobes were empty, their trunks were packed, Neville's toad was found lurking in a corner of the toilets; notes were handed out to all students, warning them not to use magic at home* Fred: I always hope they'll forget to give us these." SS Ch. 17 pg. 307