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"Come on, what adoption agency would give us a baby?"
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"Okay, we're all in the same car. Let's use our indoor screams."
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"You knew what toi were getting when toi bought me."
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"Okay, what magazine ou ladies' montrer can I blame for this?"
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"This isn't chicken. Chicken comes in a bucket."
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"The universe took a look at all this and had to take us down a peg."
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"Rake works better if toi flip it around."
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"Movies aren't just films for boys. They're big, dark rooms with girls in them."
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"Seriously, Brick, toi read a hundred livres a day. Can't one of them be about (1)
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"Babies are cute. If you'd have come out teenagers, we might have had to rethink.
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"All right, I taught toi how to burp the alphabet; I guess I can teach toi (2)
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"Hey, Brad, look at you...tap dancing on my porch where the neighbors can see."
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"We got a bowling pencil and a paper clip. That's all toi need for first day."
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"Why do we gotta go looking for trouble? I'm pretty sure it knows our address."
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"You're not allowed to have a baby and then go shoot hoops. I tried."
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"The urge to mate is a powerful incentive, Frankie. Makes men do crazy things.(3)
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"Don't do anything sexual. Boys hate that."
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"Bible fun. God sees everything toi do."
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"They want three 'in case of emergency' people? Seems excessive. We'll (4)
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"I gotta tell ya, I wouldn't last 10 secondes as a girl."
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