The Fast and the Furious premiered in US theaters on June 22, 2001. TFATF turns FIFTEEN years old in 2016. It can almost legally drive. *brain explodes*

So to kick off the inevitable Fast and Furious Anniversary Rewatchathon, I thought I'd do a thing for my 15 favori quotes. Some of 'em are meaningful on down the line, some of 'em are plus memorable than others, some of 'em are just funny. Anyway, my haut, retour au début 15 citations from The Fast and the Furious!

mia, get brian a band-aid 'cause ouchhhhh

#15
"You know toi owe me a ten-second car, right?"

the winner has spoken

#14
"Ask any racer, any real racer. It don't matter if toi win par an inch ou a mile. Winning's winning."

they mocked this in the movie torque so i hate the movie torque. and also, it sucked.

#13
"I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters. Not the store, not the mortgage, not my team and all their bullshit. For those 10 secondes ou less, I'm free."

pardon my dom/letty feels

#12
"The other night I had a dream that toi and I were on a plage in Mexico."
"Really?"
"Really."

letty ain't got time for your shit, boy

#11
"How 'bout I race toi for that sweet little ass?"
"If toi want ass, why don't toi hit Hollywood Boulevard. If toi want an adrenaline rush, it'll be 2 large. Right here, right now. What's it gonna be?"

proceed with muuuch caution, officer

#10
"You break her heart, I'll break your neck."

oh jesse, toi poor dumb nerd

#9
"You can't bet your dad's car."
"It's alright, I ain't losin'. This fool is running a Honda 2000. I'll win. That way me and my dad can roll together when he gets out of prison. It's all good."
"Well, they're gonna throw him right back in prison after he kills you."

i should hope not. that was a nice car, dammit.

#8
*flips car* "That's not what I had in mind."

he's prayin' to the car gods, man

#7
"Dear Heavenly, uh..."
"Spirit."
"Spirit. Thank you. Uh, thank toi for providing us with a direct port nitrous, uh, injection, four core intercoolers and ball-bearing turbos... and... um... titanium valve springs."
"Amen."
"Not bad."
"He's prayin' to the car gods, man."

vince are much offend

#6
"He's got no call bein' up in here, toi don't know that fool for shit!"
"Vince, there was a time when I didn't know you."
"That was in the third grade!"

MDR yeah good luck with that

#5
"I think we should go out sometime."
"I don't rendez-vous amoureux, date my brother's friends."
"Wow, that sucks. Guess I'll have to kick his ass, then."

suuuuure toi did

#4
"What are toi smiling about?"
"Dude, I almost had you."

but mia, that IS really funny

#3
"What'd toi put in that sandwich?"

raaawr

#2
"I smell... skanks. Why don't toi girls just pack it up before I leave tread marks on your face."

*laughs forever*

#1
"Bullshit, asshole. No one likes the tuna here!"