This story takes place shortly after the events of Portal 2 about a mois ou so after Chell escaped. Spoilers ahead but not too many. Enjoy! :D
"LEEEEEEEEXXXXXXIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Skipper cupped his flippers around his beak and yelled her name for the 5th time. Her, Julien, Mort, and Maurice had their boom box turned all the way up and were jumping around on the bouncy.
"LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He tried again. No dice. He growled and marched over to the maki, lémurien habitat.
The musique stopped suddenly and the lemurs all stopped jumping around and turned to look at a very angry Skipper. Julien hopped down and put an arm around the penguin.
"Hey Skippy! I see toi have finally come to bask in my glory!" He said, straightening his crown. Skipper shoved him off and glared.
"No! I've been calling that one for ten minutes!!" He pointed at Lexii. She crossed her arms.
"I have a name, toi know!" She retorted.
"Yes I know. I've been yelling it!!!" Skipper walked over and grabbed her tail. He began pulling her towards the manchot, pingouin HQ while she protested.
The pair angrily hopped down the poisson bowl and Lexii walked over to the table, tableau and sat par Private. He smiled at her and she couldn't help but smiling back.
"So why did y'all want me?" She a dit a little plus cheerfully.
Kowalski cleared his throat. "We need your help getting into a weapons lab. The only way in is through a electrified 15 foot tall gate with a similar fence surrounding the premises. We have located a series of trees which lead over the fence. Being penguins we are not as agile in hopping between branches. That's where toi come in. Being the maki, lémurien we can tolerate most, we chose toi to hop from arbre to tree, hop over the fence, and press the button to let us in." Kowalski held out his clipboard and showed Lexii a drawing of her hopping over a fence between two trees. "Do toi accept this mission?" He finished. Everyone's eyes were on her.
She smiled. "Sure! Sounds fun!" She stood up and smoothed out her fur. "So when do we leave?"
"Right now!" Skipper said, finally smiling.
"Ugh! Rico I told toi to go before we left!" Skipper swerved their car around a pothole. Rico muttered something that sounded like "I didn't have to go then!" and kicked the back of Skipper's seat.
Lexii scooted towards Private more. "I think toi should let him go! I don't want any accidents when I'm sitting this close to him!" She a dit frantically.
Skipper banged his head on the steering wheel, making everyone jump as the horn went off. "UGGHHHH! FINE!" He slammed on the breaks and stopped about nine feet away from a bush. "Hurry!"
Rico flew out of the car and ran behind the bush. Lexii got up next.
"Hey imma go stretch my legs and walk a bit. I'll be back in five!" She hopped out and walked into the darkness away from the car. She jogged about 20 feet away and then stretched her arms above her head. She hated long car rides.
Lexii looked down at her stomach as is growled. She had skipped breakfast and had eaten half of an pomme for lunch. Deciding to got look for something to eat, she walked farther away from the car. She reasoned that since they were in a field there had to be something edible.
In the distance she saw a dark figure against the sky. It was some type of shed ou something. She smiled because she knew that humans sometimes put their harvest in sheds like this one. She bounded over to it, jumped up and grabbed the door handle, then opened it and stepped inside.
It was pretty dark but she could see some crates in the back. She began walking towards them quickly. Then all of a sudden, she was falling.
"LEEEEEEEEXXXXXXIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Skipper cupped his flippers around his beak and yelled her name for the 5th time. Her, Julien, Mort, and Maurice had their boom box turned all the way up and were jumping around on the bouncy.
"LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He tried again. No dice. He growled and marched over to the maki, lémurien habitat.
The musique stopped suddenly and the lemurs all stopped jumping around and turned to look at a very angry Skipper. Julien hopped down and put an arm around the penguin.
"Hey Skippy! I see toi have finally come to bask in my glory!" He said, straightening his crown. Skipper shoved him off and glared.
"No! I've been calling that one for ten minutes!!" He pointed at Lexii. She crossed her arms.
"I have a name, toi know!" She retorted.
"Yes I know. I've been yelling it!!!" Skipper walked over and grabbed her tail. He began pulling her towards the manchot, pingouin HQ while she protested.
The pair angrily hopped down the poisson bowl and Lexii walked over to the table, tableau and sat par Private. He smiled at her and she couldn't help but smiling back.
"So why did y'all want me?" She a dit a little plus cheerfully.
Kowalski cleared his throat. "We need your help getting into a weapons lab. The only way in is through a electrified 15 foot tall gate with a similar fence surrounding the premises. We have located a series of trees which lead over the fence. Being penguins we are not as agile in hopping between branches. That's where toi come in. Being the maki, lémurien we can tolerate most, we chose toi to hop from arbre to tree, hop over the fence, and press the button to let us in." Kowalski held out his clipboard and showed Lexii a drawing of her hopping over a fence between two trees. "Do toi accept this mission?" He finished. Everyone's eyes were on her.
She smiled. "Sure! Sounds fun!" She stood up and smoothed out her fur. "So when do we leave?"
"Right now!" Skipper said, finally smiling.
"Ugh! Rico I told toi to go before we left!" Skipper swerved their car around a pothole. Rico muttered something that sounded like "I didn't have to go then!" and kicked the back of Skipper's seat.
Lexii scooted towards Private more. "I think toi should let him go! I don't want any accidents when I'm sitting this close to him!" She a dit frantically.
Skipper banged his head on the steering wheel, making everyone jump as the horn went off. "UGGHHHH! FINE!" He slammed on the breaks and stopped about nine feet away from a bush. "Hurry!"
Rico flew out of the car and ran behind the bush. Lexii got up next.
"Hey imma go stretch my legs and walk a bit. I'll be back in five!" She hopped out and walked into the darkness away from the car. She jogged about 20 feet away and then stretched her arms above her head. She hated long car rides.
Lexii looked down at her stomach as is growled. She had skipped breakfast and had eaten half of an pomme for lunch. Deciding to got look for something to eat, she walked farther away from the car. She reasoned that since they were in a field there had to be something edible.
In the distance she saw a dark figure against the sky. It was some type of shed ou something. She smiled because she knew that humans sometimes put their harvest in sheds like this one. She bounded over to it, jumped up and grabbed the door handle, then opened it and stepped inside.
It was pretty dark but she could see some crates in the back. She began walking towards them quickly. Then all of a sudden, she was falling.
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translation: i m écriture this in code. can toi understand? i may take longer to write sentences, but once toi get it, its easy!!!
plus the reporting ppl wont get it and could't rapporter us!!! maybe im wrong. but some of us think we should!
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some of us have been talking of a secret language, and this is the key. i will write some sentences in the code, so toi undersand iot. but heres an explanation
a=b when écriture and "a" in code, write a "b" and vise-versa. capital leters, the same. as well as when toi have to you, say shift + 6 = ^ then you'd post a shift + seven,which is &.
here are some sentences:
J bn xrjsjmh sgjt jm dpcf, Cp zpv vmcfqtbmc! Js nbz sblf kpmhfq sp xrjsf tfmsfmdft. avs pmdf zpv hfs js. jst fbtz???
translation: i m écriture this in code. can toi understand? i may take longer to write sentences, but once toi get it, its easy!!!
plus the reporting ppl wont get it and could't rapporter us!!! maybe im wrong. but some of us think we should!