Bonjour! Voila! Ici est un petit singe qui s'appelle Maurice.
Oh! *Ahem*! I'm sorry. Maurice is a French monkey, so one of his many talents is being bilingual. What's that? Oh, Maurice has just informed me that he is European, and if toi aren't at least trilingual in Europe then toi might as well be American. He says he can speak English, French, Spanish, Italian, German, Dutch, Greek, Ancient Greek and Latin.
Maurice has a very full resume, but his favori credit is modeling for famous artist Josh Agle, also known as link
Doesn't he look so classy? But Maurice wants me to remind toi kids out there that smoking causes cancer, and even if toi see your favori célébrités doing it, don't, because toi will get cancer and toi will DIE.
When he's not swinging in the trees ou posing for fancy artists, Maurice likes to spend time with his girlfriend, Lindsey - oh, wait, I've just been informed that he has dumped Lindsey. This is his new girlfriend, Jill. What? Oh, I'm sorry. This is his mistress
, Madelynn. Don't tell Jill!
Maurice would like to take this opportunity to remind the little ones out there that adultery is wrong, and even if toi see your favori célébrités doing it, don't, because toi will get cancer and toi will DIE.
Maurice has recently launched a new line of Monkey Fashion. He would like to point out that the primate in the photo below is not, in actual fact, Maurice, but rather a chimpanzee model he hired to best montrer off his new monkey line.
This particular outfit is entitled "I mock toi with my monkey pants."
Last Halloween, he dressed up as a baby. Isn't that a great mask?
But Maurice wasn't always this successful. When he was born, he was just as surprised par the world as any newborn child. On haut, retour au début of that, he hadn't grown his fancy brown fourrure yet. He doesn't want me to montrer toi this photo, because it embarrasses him, but I think it makes him a plus well-rounded monkey. Look how scared he is of the camera! That soon changed! He told me he used to think that cameras a volé, étole your soul. Now, he's been photographed so much, I'll be surprised if he has any soul left!
Maurice has many, many talents. But in all honesty, I think he's already pretty conceited. If he wins the FGT mascot talent, I'm worried it'll go to his little monkey head. Don't tell him I a dit that, though!
Aw! toi told him! Now we made him cry! He really is a softie, that little guy! Cheer up, Maurice, I didn't mean it. Vote for Maurice so we can see him smile again! Before he fires me and calls a new agent!
Oh no! I can't afford to lose another client!