They are evil
I noticed something. Yes, I know that sounds unbelievable, it scares me too.
It seems a lot of people are wondering where the seemingly aléatoire hatred of Smurfs on fanpop came from.
I know, sounds strange to me too. So I decided to investigate this mystery that has led to confusion and gnashing of teeth on Fanpop.
I did a little search, and the results were as suspected: I started it.
Yes, innocent little dazl. Didn't expect that one, did you?
See, Smurfs scare me. Always have. And no, I will not tell toi why. That's a private matter between me and my shrink on Tuesdays, and my therapy group on Thursdays and Saturday afternoons.
So, I naturally thought of defending myself. Self defense. And choking came to mind. Therefore, link
I'm not normally this angry looking
Then, I began to think, since Fanpoppers apparantly find the idea of killing little blue thing disgusting. And then it hit me. A viable source of nutrition AND a method of elimination! Which led to link
It then seemed to snowball. Everyone soon knew of my aversion to the cerulean sprites and began to tease me *suppresses memory*.
My new plan
Then, something wonderous happened. Other Smurf haters declared themselves Gargamelian. And par that I mean AntiSmurf.
Soon, the hatred of Smurfs had dripped over into picks. People began to imagine me fighting Smurfs, running from Smurfs...*panic attack*
So that is the shameful secret of the Anti-Smurfers.
To the AntiSmurfers: Yes, I know I owe toi guys wages for keeping them away from me. I'll pay toi when Chel runs out of picks.
To those who like Smurfs: Sorry?
UPDATE: I just saw someone asking about the Smurf thing in one of Chel's picks. Now that is timing!