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The Host Chapter 6 The Letter (9/10)(The Vampire Diaries)

posted by HaleyDewit

Elena and Damon were walking back home. They had spent the rest of the jour at The Grill and Elena had beaten Damon in a darts game. A small part of him wished she could stay this way. She was fun, she liked hanging out with him and she didn’t talk about Stefan that much. But he fell in l’amour with the real Elena. The one that saved his life and that stayed with him while he was sick from Tyler’s attack. Elena clung on his arm and shoved with her feet. “My legs hurt” she moaned. She looked up at Damon, with a chiot stare in her eyes. “Don’t look at me like that” Damon a dit teasing....

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The Host Chapter 4 Behind the Surface (5/10)(The Vampire Diaries)

posted by HaleyDewit

The door slammed open and Katherine speeded to the living room where Jeremy and Elena were still watching television. Katherine panted and they turned around. “Seriously? Stefan’s gone, Damon’s being controlled par Bonnie and toi are watching television?” she exclaimed upset. Elena pointed at the télévision screen. “This is a very educative documentary, Katherine. It’s about-” “I don’t give a fuck about what it is!” Katherine screamed. She flashed in front of Elena. “I don’t know what Bonnie did to you, but I need toi to snap out of it, as in right now!” Elena sighed...

Oban World 2/4

posted by ObanKing

Eva and The Rest Of The Team Head For Alwas To
Investingate The Trail Of The source that is
inside Eva's Watch But.........Ruuu...Ruuu.Ruuuuuu
Warning!!!! a Giant Diamond of Ice fell out
of the sky Then Eva Became CyberGirl Again
With Her Sword Ready Then The Battle Began A
Hurricane of Many Numbers Came Around Her And They
Started An Server Cyberbattle(The Battle Between
a Cyberperson And A Cybersoul) The Unknown Stranger Used A Poison Bag And it Hurt Eva with
200 Cyberpoints Left She is a Goner Eva Used Her
Sword To Cut Him But he Lost 200 cyberpoints with
200 left Eva Has The Chance To Beat Him But...

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Doppel Crossed chapter 18 The Wakeup Call (4/10)(TVD)

posted by HaleyDewit

Meredith poured herself a cup of coffee while Alaric checked his bag with weapons.
“Can toi make sure Jeremy studies for his tests?” he asked without looking at Meredith.
“I don’t think Jeremy want to study, not with everything that’s going on” Meredith pointed out.
“Well, toi have the night shift, so maybe toi can keep an eye on him” Alaric waved Merediths arguments away.
“Sure, but it won’t increase my popularity” Meredith a dit warning.
“You don’t have to be popular, toi just have to make him listen” Alaric replied.
“You mean like I can make toi listen, because...

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What Happened in Colorado chapter 20 What Happened in Colorado (6/10)(Supernatural)

posted by HaleyDewit

“I called her a slut and told her I never wanted to see her again. Then I left the house. She followed me into the alley. I took a shorter way home. I had taken a cab, but I didn’t want to wait for another one. I wanted to get away from her as soon as possible. So, I took a shortcut via the alley and she followed me. She cried and tried to talk to me. I didn’t want to listen and got angry. She grabbed my arm and tried to stop me from walking away. I slapped her and she fell on the ground. I walked towards her and checked on her. She was awake and she was only hurt a little” Andy said....

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What Happened in Colorado chapter 16 Three's a Charm (2/10)(Supernatural)

posted by HaleyDewit

Dean was driving the Impala, Sam was sitting suivant to him and Cas was on the backseat. They hadn’t a dit a word so far and the silence was getting on Dean’s nerves. So he put a cassette tape in the cassette player and pressed play. A few secondes later Metallica rumbled out the speakers. Sam, on the other hand, was a little concerned about Cas’ silence. He lowered the volume and turned around. “Hey, Cas? If toi want to talk about it, we’re here” he said.
Cas stared ahead of him.
“You don’t have to” Dean a dit and he increased the volume again. A few secondes later Sam lowered the...

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What Happened in Colorado chapter 14 One Way ou Another (4/10)(Supernatural)

posted by HaleyDewit

Dean knocked on the door of Meg’s motel room. It hadn’t been that hard to figure out where she was staying for the time being. He figured if anyone knew where Cas was it would be Meg. He knocked again, harder.
“Give me five minutes” Meg yelled.
Dean frowned. What the hell was doing in there? Then he heard her scream and got the picture. “Eww” he mumbled. He looked impatiently at his watch.
Meg got off Cas and wrapped the sheets around her body, leaving Cas uncovered on the bed. She walked to the door and opened it.
“Hello, Dean” she a dit with a satisfied smile.
“I won’t be...

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What Happened in Colorado chapter 8 Cutting and Carving (9/10)(Supernatural)

posted by HaleyDewit

Cas and Alexia arrived at a townhouse. The mailbox a dit ‘Mr. and Mrs. Moore’ Cas frowned. “Are toi sure this is where toi live?”
“Of course” Alexia laughed. “I know where I live” She walked to the front door, but she didn’t have to ring ou knock. The door was already opened and Gerard came outside.
“Hi, kiddo” he a dit and he lifted Alexia in his arms. He looked at Cas, not very pleased. “Thanks for bringing her back”
“Why wouldn’t I bring her back?” Cas wondered.
Gerard shrugged as he walked in Cas’ directions. “I don’t know” he said. “All I know is that...

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Doppel Crossed chapter 16 The Traitor (3/10)(The Vampire Diaries)

posted by HaleyDewit

It was the first time Damon and Bonnie saw each other since Bonnie had ‘cured” Damon.
“Caroline’s not home” Bonnie said, a little distant.
“I’m not here for Caroline” Damon replied. “I need to talk to you”
“Okay” Bonnie frowned. “Come in”
Damon entered the house and Bonnie guided him to the kitchen. Sheriff Forbes wasn’t home.
“What, eh,…what do toi need to talk about?” Bonnie asked slightly nervous.
“Do toi know a guy named Keith?” Damon asked, as he sat down, following Bonnie’s example.
Bonnie nodded. She didn’t see why she would deny it. “Yeah,...

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The Host Chapter 15 The Setup (1/10)(The Vampire Diaries)

posted by HaleyDewit

Kelsey’s body dropped on the floor and Damon appeared with her cœur, coeur in his hand.
“You killed her” Stefan said.
“You’re welcome” Damon said.
“You shouldn’t have done that” Stefan said. “I deserved to die”
“You’re welcome” Damon repeated now pissed. Stefan’s ingratitude annoyed him immense. His ripper mood didn’t appeal to Damon, not anymore. But neither did he have to go back to his holier than the pope days.
“You always do this. toi face a problem toi can’t handle and so toi eliminate the problem” Stefan said.
Damon lifted up the body and threw it over his...

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The Host Chapter 3 Twisted and Trapped (6/10)(The Vampire Diaries)

posted by HaleyDewit

“Get me another one of this golden stuff” Alaric a dit lifting his glass. The bartender, who was cleaning some glasses, shook his head. “I think you’ve had quite enough” “Oh, come on” Alaric groaned. “I’m the customer here. I’m paying” He got out some money. “What does it cost, I’m paying toi double” He threw the money on the bar.
“If toi have too much of it, toi can always give it to me” a familiar voice said. Alaric looked aside and saw Damon. “You’re drinking Bourbon? Without me? Shame on you” He signed with his hand, pointing at Alaric’s glass and...

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Dopple Crossed chapter 2 Getting to know toi (8/10)(The Vampire Diaries)

posted by HaleyDewit

Katherine was in the kitchen, making dinner. ou at least she attempted to. She hadn’t been cooking since…well, this was the first time. She tried to open a bin, but the thing to open it was so stupid.
“Goddamn it!” she cursed and she smashed the bin against the wall. “Why can’t we have blood like normal vampires?” she yelled.
“Because I feel like eating American food” Stefan a dit being annoying. “So better get it ready, already”
He was sitting on the canapé with Rebekah who kept giving him secret stares. One time she didn’t look away fast enough. “What’s your deal?...

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One Way ou Another (Coming Soon)

posted by emruking

I tried to be differnt, and it worked.
All my life I have always blended into the atmosphere and the people around me. I was nothing special. I was ordinary.
My chance to be different and my chance to be free came with a cost... one I was sure I was willing to take.

"Turn away from the past, and follow me." were the words I recieved.

"Do toi want to be different?" He asked me, and of course what sliped out of my mouth was a simple,
"Yes." But was I going to follow through with what he had in store for me?

Based on the hit series Twilight comes a new romantic twist...
One Way ou Another
created par Emma
(emruking)

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What Happened in Colorado chapter 20 What Happened in Colorado (2/10)(Supernatural)

posted by HaleyDewit

Daphne took his hand. “I don’t want to lose you. toi have to stay with me forever” she insisted.
Cas nodded, not really considering what she was saying.
“Emmanuel, I want toi to make me your wife” Daphne a dit breathless.

Zoey and Shannen were sitting at the cuisine table, tableau in Zoey’s house. “I’m glad toi came” Zoey said.“
Yeah, sure” Shannen said. “I meant what I said. I’ll do what I can to help you”
“Thank you” Zoey said. “I really don’t trust Emmanuel, but I promised Daphne I’d give him the benefit of the doubt”
“I get it” Shannen said. “What do toi want me to do?”
“I want toi to follow him, take pictures of him, maybe even film him” Zoey said.
“I don’t think that’s legal”” Shannen a dit careful.
“If he hurts my daughter it won’t be legal, either” Zoey snapped and Shannen cringed.
“All right, I’ll do it” Shannen agreed reluctantly.

Harry Potter Fanfic-Between the Pages

posted by Twilight-girl-x

Hello, this is a story im wrting carrying on from where J.K Rowling left of after the war before the 19 Years later. This is not the full first chapter only what i have written so far- if i get enough feedback then I will eventually put the full chapter up when it is finnished and then I will put the new chapters on when they are finnished. Thank you- Here it is......

Ginny was sat on the bench in the great Hall, lent against her Mother who sat at her side, the last of her tears rolled down her cheeks. Looking down the table, tableau to where her Brother Ron sat with Hermione, their heads close together,...

Patch and Nora: There Furture l’amour

posted by Triscia95

A sharp siring pain struck my stomach; I froze tight as stone grasping at my stomach. The pain was unbelievably unbearable. I wasn’t able to breathe it just made the pain ten times worse. My eyes were pinched tight, tighter then when I jumped off the bleachers in the high school gym a few years back.
The thought about that whole night made me cringe making the pain worst. That night was one of the worst nights of my life; something I hope will never have to be brought up ever again.
Patch and I were sitting on the canapé watching TV after our one o’clock lunch. My legs had been flung on top...

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A New Uzumaki! Chapter 1:A twist of fate!

posted by TAIKAMODO

Chapter 1:A twist of fate!

XxXxX-Konoha, October 10th-12 years ago

It was a warm summer evening within the village of Konoha,and it had an odd calming effect on the people.There was still many people bustling about despite the fact the sun had set several hours ago.Minato stood,or rather paced,frantically around in his office.He kept glancing impatiently at the door,then to the walls,then the door again,in an endless cycle of anxiety that had been going on for hours."Kushina should be here yourself together!"

Minato berated himself,attempting to calm his nerves."I can't let her see me like this,or...

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Admirable Fanfic Reviews! Episode 1, The MegaMan Network Warrior Talk Show!

posted by deathding

Just to montrer toi not everybody is a demented satanic pervert, :D

Just to show you not everybody is a demented satanic pervert, :D

(Some viewers may find this a little raunchy, viewer discretion kind of advised.)
And count how many times I mention Jello. :D

Hello Zello Yellow Mellow I l’amour Jello Everybody! (WOW FIRST SENTENCE!) Today I am reviewing a GOOD Fanfiction, and will teach toi how to make one CORRECTLY. (You listening to this TrueBlueTeam? Dry Bones? Good.)

Seriously though guys, I really do l’amour this Fanfiction, and I really do l’amour Jello.

The Fanfiction makes clever funny references to the show, has plenty of logic, sanity, and fantaisie in it, the Fanfiction is funny, and does many things right.

But toi probably...

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Doppel Crossed chapter 11 Holding On and Letting Go (4/10)(The Vampire Diaries)

posted by HaleyDewit

Damon poured himself a glass of bourbon and drank it out. He spit it out.
“Yeah, I put vervain in all your drinks” a familiar voice said. Damon turned around and saw Katherine standing in the doorway of the living room. “I told toi toi had to drink vervain again. I thought Elena would’ve convinced toi par now”
Damon looked away.
“That’s right. Trouble in paradise” Katherine said. “If I were toi I’d try really hard to make things okay. We don’t want her to run back to Stefan, do we?”
Damon looked up angry. “She wouldn’t do that. Elena isn’t like that. I just…need to...

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Dopple Crossed chapter 8 The Autopsy (10/10)(The Vampire Diaries)

posted by HaleyDewit

“How is he?” Derek asked as soon as Damon and Elena entered the Boarding House.
“I’m right here” Damon said. He walked to the canapé and sank down. Elena sat down suivant to him and looked at Derek. “Hey, could toi go and get some blood”
“Yeah, sure” Derek nodded and he rushed to the basement.
“You feeling better?” Elena asked concerned, taking Damon’s hand.
“I’m fine” Damon a dit short. “Why were toi in the hospital?”
Elena looked away. Then she looked back. “Who told toi that?”
“Who do toi think?” Damon smirked. “He told me not to come, but I’m a little...