Quagmire

Peter: Mr Booze
Audience: Mr Booze

Peter: Mr Booze

Mr B Double O Z E

Brian & Bruce: That sure spells booze

Peter: toi will wind up wearing tattered shoes, if toi mess with Mr. Booze

Brian & Bruce: Don't mess with Mr. Booze

Audience: Don't mess with Mr. Booze

Peter: Don't mess with Mr. B-Double O-Z-E

If toi been so stiff they thought toi died

You'll feel better once you've testified

Audience: Testify

Bruce: Oh yeah!

Audience: Testify

Audience: Testify

Bruce: I wanna testify, I wanna testify!

Peter: Well then cleanse yourself my son, cleanse yourself!

Bruce: One time I took a bibliothèque book out and I fells...

The jour All Began With Chris Waking Up In The Morning With His Alarm Clock Beeping. Beep! Beep! Beep! Chris Get Up Out Of Your lit and Turn That Alarm Clock Off!! a dit Peter As He Was In The lit With Lois. Ok Dad! a dit Chris. Chris Got Out Of His lit and Went To The Living Room To Play vidéos Games All Day. *In Meg's Room. Oh Meg Wake Up. a dit Peter As He Put His Butt In Meg's Face Getting Ready To Let Out A Big Fart. What Dad? Today Is Saturday and We Don't Have To Go To School Today For Five Weeks. a dit Meg. Yeah But Do toi Know What Today Is? a dit Peter. What? a dit Meg. Fart Day!! a dit Peter...