Les Griffin Club
rejoindre
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop
posted by bratzdolly11
Peter: What the hell is he talking about?
Englishman: Oh, it’s Cricket. Marvelous game, really. toi see, the melon, chapeau melon hurls the ball toward the batter who tries to play away a fine leg. He endeavors to score par dashing between the creases, provided the guichet, wicket keeper hasn’t whipped his bails off, of course.
Peter: Anybody get that?
Cleveland: The only British idiom I know is that “fag” means “cigarette.”
Peter: Well, someone tell this “cigarette” to shut up.
-Family Guy
Tonight there’s a new reality montrer on Fox: “Fast Animals, Slow Children.”
-Peter Griffin
When I stick this army guy with the sharp bayonette up my nose, it tickles my brain. Hah hah hah...ow. Oh, now I don’t know math.
-Chris Griffin, Family Guy, “The Kiss Seen ’Round the World”
Meg: Excuse me, Mayor West?
Adam West: How do toi know my language?
-Family Guy, “The Story on Page 1”

Police blotter: We have a gang shooting on 3rd and Main. Three wounded, one dead.
Brian: Is it just me ou is rap getting lazier?
-Family Guy

Stewie: I say, Mother, this hot dog has been on my plate for a full minute and it hasn’t yet cut itself.
Lois: Honey, I’ll be right there.
Stewie: Oh, par all means, take your time. Oh, and when toi do finally get around to it, I’ll be the one covered in flies with a belly that protrudes half-way to bloody Boston!

-Family Guy, “Peter, Peter Caviar Eater”
I’m so hungry I could ride a horse. I don’t get it. Well, I could ride it to the store, I guess.
-Chris Griffin, Family Guy, “Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington”

I think the lesson here is, it really doesn’t matter where you’re from, as long as we’re all the same religion.
-Peter Griffin, “To Live and Die in Dixie”

Chris: Where do toi think toi go when toi die?
Sam: I learned in church that if you’re good toi go to heaven, but if you’re bad toi go to a place where the dead believe they’re still livin’ and they pray for death but death won’t come.
Chris: UPN?

Peter: Holy crap, Brian, what am I going to do? Lois is gonna be accueil in a couple of days, and we're getting kicked outta the house tomorrow!
Brian: What do toi suggest?
Peter: Get out your ring.
Brian: Peter, that's not gonna—
Peter: Come on!
Both together: WonderTwin Powers...activate!
Peter: Form of: Steam!
[pause]
Brian: Peter, we got these in a box of Frankenberry.
added by jlhfan624
Source: renard
added by jlhfan624
Source: renard
added by chel1395
Source: http://www.thedrunkenclam.com
added by ciaran
added by caesar213
added by BellaMetallica
added by karlyluvsam
added by pattypaleface
added by BellaMetallica
added by Martyrockz12
added by Jeffrey2112
added by emilee24
added by Jonesey106
Source: Famïly Guy - Meg Abuses Stewïe - YouTube
added by Mingsunchao1824
added by jlhfan624
Source: renard
added by jlhfan624
Source: renard
added by jlhfan624
Source: renard