Toby: Hi everyone, it's me, Toby. On behalf of all the characters in Gran Turismo, I have sad news for you. These two episodes you're about to see are the last ones to appear in the S.S.S.S. After that, we'll be gone for good. Thank toi for your patronage.
Ethan: salut there, whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait a second. Why didn't toi say something earlier? toi could have been the host instead of me. On another note, where's the music, and mash up of aléatoire characters?
Toby: That's appearing later. Now it's time for the back to back episodes of Gran Turismo.

What to...

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Hawkeye: *Helping Percy, and Jeff get a special freight train set up*
Gordon: This is unacceptable!!! par the power invested in my horn, and the rest of my fat body, I demand to drive the special train to Denver!
Ethan: *Stops suivant to Gordon with three freight cars* Did someone call?
Rainbow Dash & Pinkie Pie: *Running away from Discord*
Rainbow Dash: He's gone really mad this time.
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl. We must continue the retreat.
Henry: *Crosseyed as he stops at a station with freight cars*
Duck: Good job Henry. toi made it on time.
Henry: Duh, what's a Henry?
Duck: Now if only we could...

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Duck: *Passes between Andrew, and Carter*
Andrew: What? No hello?
Carter: He must be jealous of us since our montrer is plus popular.
Pete: What about my show? Pete Reimer here, back as the host for the seconde half of this week's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Ponies On The Rails, and Gran Turismo are up next.

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy,...

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Toby: salut Tim. I caught a lot of suspects today. How about you?
Tim: Nothing on my beat.
Rainbow Dash: *Flies past them, going over a train station*
Orion: *Stops his train at the station*
Pete: Well done Orion. *Watches the reader* Hello everyone. I'm Pete Reimer, your host this week for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Tonight's schedule is down below.

Trainz: Rated TV-G
Trainz: Rated TV-G
Ponies On The Rails: Rated TV-MA
Gran Turismo: Rated TV-PG

Pete: My montrer is back. I only wish it was on top. At least it's the first montrer in the seconde half.

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Welcome to a place called...

Discord: *With three clones of himself* Are toi a real montrer host?
Discord Clone 1: Well, uh...
Discord Clone 2: Technically...
Discord Clone 3: Nah.
Discord: Have toi ever received a five étoile, star rating from someone big, like..Like Rolling Stones Magazine?
Discord Clone 2: Nah.
Discord: Have toi ever tried to be original?
Discord Clone 3: Nah nah.
Discord: Alright. I can see, that I will have to teach you, how to be, TV montrer hosts!

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Discord: *Snaps his fingers, and makes them disappear* And for those of toi that thought we'd do a whole We Are Number One But video, you're wrong. It's time for the...

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Sean: *Racing with Shayne* Woooh!!!!!
Shayne: Yeah!!!!
Applejack: They must really be enjoyin' that music.
Captain Jefferson: Talking trains racing each other? That's a new one.
Discord: *Goes through the ground without making a hole* Hello everyone, it's me, Discord. I'm hosting this week's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Also, happy new year. Our schedule for the last jour of 2016 is down below.

On The Block: Rated TV-14
Gran Turismo: Rated TV-PG
Adventures of Thomas & Friends: Rated TV-Y7
My Little Pornstar: Rated TV-MA

Discord: Oh great. My montrer is not on this time....

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The Island Of Sodor, 1976

It was a very foggy morning on the Island Of Sodor. Henry was going as fast as he could with the flying kipper. It was hours behind schedule.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A Thomas The Tank Engine fanfiction

The Great Race

Starring Thomas The Tank Engine (As if the earlier part of the credits didn't give that away)
Henry
Gordon
Duck
Samson
Emily
And many others

Henry: *Crosses Vicarstown Bridge, and enters mainland, and sees a red signal ahead*
Jinty & Pug: *Resting in a siding*
Workmen: *Waiting par three pick up trucks built par Ford, and GMC*...

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Sean: Well, this sounds sad for a Christmas song.
Master Sword: Wait for it.
Sean: Oh, never mind. It doesn't sound sad anymore.

Tom gets surrounded par a cercle of chant ponies.

Tom: I feel honored. Thank toi everyone for surrounding me while chant this... *Cries* Wonderful song! I can't stop crying, it's so beautiful!!
Master Sword: Stop crying!!! *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rainbow Dash: Shut up Master Sword. Let's get the story started.
Tom: *Still crying* Oh right, How Gilda a volé, étole Christmas.
Rainbow Dash: We're going back to Black & White everyone.

Everypony down...

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Hawkeye: *Listening to the music* This is weird.
Carter: *Stops suivant to Hawkeye* Why? Just because it's from thirty years after your montrer takes place?
Hawkeye: *Looks at Carter, and sees that he's in Union Pacific paint* When did our railroad get talking trains?
Twilight: arc en ciel Dash! How come toi got your own show?!?!
Rainbow Dash: Because I'm not you! *Flies away*
Twilight: Not me? What's wrong with me?!!?
Spike: Have toi seen yourself lately?
Tim: *Next to Thomas, eating popcorn* toi want some?
Thomas: I know I'm a talking train, but I don't think I should eat that.
Tom: *Arrives* Well,...

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Tom: The Ballroom Blitz is back! *Dancing with arc en ciel Dash*
Twilight: *Looking at the ponies dancing with each other* Man I wanna dancing partner!
Discord: Dance with this! *Hits Twilight with a punching glove*
Sir Topham Hatt: *Watching the dance* That's the most violent dance I've ever seen, but enough about that. It's time to continue on with part 2. Our last two shows for the night are Trainz, and Ponies On The Rails.

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Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run par five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns,...

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Hawkeye: So you're a cop, huh?
Tim: That's right.
Hawkeye: Why don't toi arrest Gordon?
Tim: *Points to Gordon the express engine* That Gordon?
Hawkeye: Nope. My Gordon.
Gordon The Express Engine: *Stops suivant to Mily* Do toi know you're still not supposed to be here yet?
Mily: Give me a break, I got permission.
Gordon The Express Engine: From who?!
Sir Topham Hatt: From me. *Laughs* To make things even plus exciting, I'm hosting this week's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.

Gran Turismo: Rated TV-PG
The Adventures Of arc en ciel Dash: Rated TV-G
Trainz: Rated TV-G
Ponies On The Rails:...

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Gordon: *Stops suivant to Mily* What are toi doing here?! You're not supposed to make an appearance until Episode 6.
Mily: I thought I'd make a cameo appearance. After all, my montrer Trainz is starting soon.
Thomas: *Next to Sean* Well, I see your eyes are where your windshields should be.
Sean: I like this look better. I never really liked that grey face I had when I was in your show. No offense.
Mr. Baldwin: Everyone is very excited for Trainz.
Gordon: Not me! I want Ponies On The Rails to be on!
Tim: Shut up Gordon.
Mr. Baldwin: The back to back episodes are beginning now.

Theme Song: link...

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Hawkeye: The Adventures Of arc en ciel Dash, and Trainz have entered the SSSS.
Mr. Bruce: Stop the Eastern Pacific!!!!!!!
Panzer: But they haven't done anything yet.
Jack: I bet that Mr. Bruce forgot where they are.

They were far away, out of sight from Mr. Bruce, and his engines on the Northern Errol Line.

Mr. Baldwin: Hi. Mr. Baldwin here ladies, and gentlemen. I maybe just a man sticking a blue megaphone out of a window, but I am also this week's host for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Our schedule for tonight is down below.

The Adventures Of arc en ciel Dash: Rated TV-G
Adventures Of...

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Duck: Black Sabbath ladies, and gentlemen.
Henry: What's Black Sabbath?
Duck: *Gives an annoyed look at Henry*
Gordon: I wish I was the Gordon hosting this show.
Duck: Didn't toi already host with James? Besides, I don't toi think toi want to be this Gordon.
Gordon: *Using a magic shield to protect himself from plus rocks* I'm safe. Now to continue hosting. Adventures of Thomas & Friends will be up suivant followed par Gran Turismo.

Episode 15

The Little Engine That Could

One jour at the wharf, Mr. Percival recieved a letter from Sir Robert Norramby. He wanted an engine from the Narrow Gauge...

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Snow Wonder: *Hears the music* Oh, we're back to this song.
Annie: What's wrong with that? I like it.
Toad: We're making our first appearance with the other characters in this intro Mr. Oliver.
Oliver: I'm excited too Toad.
Toad: But I'm not excited. I'm nervous. *Begins to shake*
Oliver: You're shaking par yourself?!
Toad: I told toi I'm nervous! *Falls apart*
Oliver: There's a first.
Hawkeye: I thought we agreed to get a new opening song.
Pete: It seems that someone changed it.
Gordon: That's right. It was me, Gordon Suite!
Everyone: Boo!!! *Throwing tomatoes at Gordon*
Thomas: I wish we had...

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James: *Singing along to the song* One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock, rock. Five, six, seven o'clock, eight o'clock, rock. Nine, ten, eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, rock. We're gonna rock around the clock tonight.
Duck, Oliver, & Henry: AH!!!!!
Tom: Make it stop!
Hawkeye: *Leaving with a freight train* It's a good thing I got in the cab of this freight train in time. Now I don't have to hear his terrible singing, unlike the others.
Master Sword: Hawkeye got lucky!! *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!
Gordon: James, stop singing!
James: When the clock strikes two, three and...

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Hawkeye: *Hears the song* Hm, a new song.
Captain Jefferson: Variety is good. That's why we have a new song. Get out there, and protect this town.
Tim: *Goes out with Julia, Toby, and Red*
Tom: Boo!!! *Throws a rock at Twilight*
Twilight: *Gets hit par the rock* Yo! What's with toi man?!
Tom: *Laughing as he runs away*
James: *Stops, watching Tom run across his track* What's with him? *Clears his throat* Hello everyone, my name is James. Welcome to this week's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm your host, James the red, and splendid engine.
Gordon: *Stops suivant to him*...

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Tom, Master Sword, Saten Twist: *Standing on their back legs, doing hoof bumps in mid air*
Tom: Yeah!!! It's this song again!
Master Sword: If it was another song, I'd catch on fire, and rage.
Thomas: toi see what I'm talking about toi two? He always says he's gonna catch on fire, and rage.
Percy: That's why I hate ponies.
Sean: I don't really care. Let him rage.
Pinkie Pie: Guten tag, Ich bin Pinkie Pie. Our seconde half of zhe montrer is starting now since it is 8:30.

Episode 11

Similarity

Nikki has a 2-8-2 wheel arrangement. She pulls passenger trains, and if there are a...

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Duck: We reached ten episodes.
Thomas: It's time to party.
Hawkeye: *Sitting at a table, tableau with Jeff, Percy, Tom, Master Sword, Tim, and Captain Jefferson* To ten episodes.
Tim: Cheers.

Everyone at the table, tableau drank their beer, when Pinkie Pie hopped out of nowhere.

Pinkie Pie: Guten tag, ich bin Pinkie Pie. Velcome to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm pleased to announce zhat I vill be hosting. Zhis veek's lineup is down below.

Gran Turismo - Rated TVPG
On The Block - Rated TV14
Adventures of Thomas & Friends - Rated TVY7
Adventures of Thomas & Friends - Rated TVY7

Pinkie Pie:...

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Tom, Master Sword, Saten Twist: *Standing on their back legs, doing hoof bumps in mid air* Yeah!!!
Hawkeye: Where does this musique come from?
Percy: Welcome back everyone. We got My Little Pornstar, and Adventures of Thomas & Friends coming your way. Seriously, we need to get rid of these ponies..

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arc en ciel Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland montrer - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack...