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I l’amour Edward but I think these are kinda funny so I will mettre en ligne it! 10 WAYS TO ANNOY EDWARD CULLEN!
1. Keep chant "I know a song that'll get on your nerves" so it will be stuck in your head for ages!
2. Tell him that He is a sparkly fairy!!
3. Tell him that he let Bella down par getting her pregnant and she went through the pain hoping it was a boy and it was a girl!
4. Tell him that Bella is younger than him and she didn't drink blood once!
5. Tell him that only werewolf are stupid enough to bite pillows cause they are pups and l’amour to play he should have plus dignity!
6. Ask how Tanya is
7. End every argument with BITE ME EDWARD!!
8. Whenever he complains ou argues, reply with “What are toi gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
1. Keep chant "I know a song that'll get on your nerves" so it will be stuck in your head for ages!
2. Tell him that He is a sparkly fairy!!
3. Tell him that he let Bella down par getting her pregnant and she went through the pain hoping it was a boy and it was a girl!
4. Tell him that Bella is younger than him and she didn't drink blood once!
5. Tell him that only werewolf are stupid enough to bite pillows cause they are pups and l’amour to play he should have plus dignity!
6. Ask how Tanya is
7. End every argument with BITE ME EDWARD!!
8. Whenever he complains ou argues, reply with “What are toi gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
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I opened my eyes to see red blooded carpet surrounding me.Hot tears stained my face.There was no sound.....
I walked through the house,my feet staining the porceline-like layout.My head ached and I wished to lay down and REST.But then a thought came to me.Wheres the baby?
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