Eclipse LOL!!

i_luve_edward so true!!!!

redkie "he can kill the incredible hulk" XD

jg456 he can play the piano

Iloveedward12  OMG! u forgot the top one: HE IS HOT!!!!!

Eclipse He is the most Dazzling hot guy ever!!!!!

jurgie09 he is the most gorgeous guy u will ever see!

I_HATE_EDWARD I have a theory for your pointless fangirling: YOU WERE SHAKEN WHEN YOU WERE A BABY AND NOW YOU ARE RETARDED AND DON'T EVEN REALIZE WHAT YOU ARE TYPING YOU FOOOOOOOLS! 1.) he sparkles - Wow. Want a gay sparkling man? Here's Edward for you! 2.) he never ages - Oh gosh... Now realize, you are in love with an old man! He's a rapist for all you know. 3.) he dazzling - Oh yes, he's soooooo dazzling. Just now I can imagine him, ripping that mountain lion to shreds. How dazzling of him! <3 4.) he doesn't see how spectacular he is - Exactly, he does not realize that he is "soooooo" spectacular *cough*BECAUSE HE'S NOT*cough* He absolutely does not realize that. 5.) he's inexperienced - At what?! At sex? Of course! I bet his dick is the size of a baby carrot! (That's probably why he can fit into Bella) XD 6.) he's a chivalrous - AHAHAHA THAT ONE JUST CRACKS ME UP - DON'T MAKE ME START 7.) he's like a personal air conditioner - Oh yes, buy your new improved Edward scented air conditioner! It smells like a vampire who hasn't showered since mortality! 8.) He smells good - I bet you just have a cold then... 9.) he's a vegetarian - HE FREAKING EATS MOUNTAIN LIONS FOR HIS DIET YOU CALL THAT VEGETARIAN? 10.) his eyes are only for Bella - Yes, and that's exactly why you want him *rolls eyes* if his eyes are only for Bella then why are there so many young teenage girls who believe Edward will be with them one day? 11.) his crooked smile - What? He can't keep his mouth straight just like his sexuality? 12.) his dedication - To what? Dealing with being a vampire? Or dealing with that annoying little animal called Bella? 13.) he's witty - Edward? Witty? I think you mistaken him for Jacob. Retard... 14.) he is charming - OH YES THE WAY HE JUST GLARED AT BELLA WITH THOSE RED BEAUTIFUL SMOLDERING EYES JUST TOOK MY BREATH AWAY!!! Yeah... Right. 15.) he's protective - A little too protective, even the fangirl's can't argue with that. 16.) he's selfless - To the point of stupidity, yeah. 17.) he knows what really caused WWI (vampires of course) - YES BECAUSE VAMPIRES CAUSED WORLD WAR ONE *NODS IN AGREEMENT* *cough* And anyways, when you shallow girls go looking for dates on E-Harmony, you'll look for the guys who have studied up on WWI, correct? 18.) he's creative - He found Bella, you couldn't possible call that creative. 19.) he's sensitive, yet can't shed a tear - HECK YES HE'S AS SENSITIVE AS A GIRL WITH PMS!!! 20.) he is very bullet-proof - OH YES THAT'S HOTTTTTT I love my men bullet proof XD 21.) he could kill incredible hulk - Now when was incredible hulk entered into the 'Twilight' series? I don't recall reading about that... 22.) he has impeccable fashion taste - You don't even know what he wears! 23.) his bronze hair - Most likely a wig; who has bronze hair?! 24.) his UNTIDY bronze hair - untidy hair isn't what pays the bills... 25.) his topaz eyes - Gary-Stu much? 26.) he can quote Shakespeare at the snap of a finger - Obviously because Edward has nothing better to do with his time than memorize Shakespeare and pretend to love Bella. 27.) his velvety voice - Why? 'Cause you can 'feel' his soft 'velvety' voice? 28.) his sense of protection when you're near him - Didn't you already list this? 29.) he can smell blood(and werewolves)- I'D LOVEEE TO HAVE THE SCENT OF BLOOD CLOGGING MY NOSE EVERY SECOND! 30.) he can literally sweep you off your feet(without dropping you) - Almost all guys can do that; it doesn't make Edward any more 'special.' 31.) he will do anything for Bella - So would Jacob, Mike Newton, and basically all the other desperate guys in that series. (including Billy Black) 32.) he can tell you more about the past than any grandfather - SO CAN SCHOOL 33.) he's been to high school more times than Lauren Mallory can count to - WHICH AGAIN, PROVES MY POINT THAT HE HAS NOT LIFE! 34.) he can read your mind - Why would I want him to do that? o_o (and if he could read Bella's mind he would be disturbed by how horny she is) But it is pretty obvious, even EDWARD can tell. In conclusion, you are fangirling over a gay, old man, who is dead, and an absolute Gary-Stu.

Edwards_Bella Uh... u forgot he is dang perfect!

mwalsh i love edward and he is perfect

tatia There are so many reasons to love him!

MrsCullen0730 WOW! I agree with all of those and ya, He IS amazing! That is sooo very true and he is HOT!!!!

Blossom71 Robert has alot of the same points as well.No wonder he did such a good job as edward.

alice_cullen_12 I_HATE_EDWARD, Get a life! What is your problem! You need to get a hold on your fuckin anger issues! I_HATE _ YOU!!!!!!! (That is SO true!)

missquigglet There's nothing wrong with Edward Cullen for cryin out loud he's perfect in each and every way (even though he's a fictional vampire, a girl can dream can't she?)

RockabillyChick LOL xD It's so true. I agree with all points. Edward is AMAZING & HOT. My Mr. Perfect...I LOVE HIM!!! <3 <3 <3

teamalice_0 i like second to last!

Thomas113 @I_HATE_EDWARD, you're my idol!! we at bully all love you hahaha... good work, you're awesome, beat us to the punch and saves us 20 minutes of writing time.... the emoticon that is my monkey looks a little like edward, dont you think?

XxXTeamEdwardXx He's so yummy! I love his personality...he's so cute! =)

jessisthebest i agree edward is pritty amazin an like missquigglet said "a girl can dream carnt she" an that is true

Bellacullen1841 "That soo true,I love Edward + Bella!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

twilightfanEVER hey ! "I_HATE_EDWARD" your just jealous and fans just ignores these comments !! Team Edward

vampbella66 he is loveable as well sooo dang hot and lovable