"Those who take life to seriously and can't laugh at themselves, are always gonna miss out, one way ou another"

"Chainsaws, salve everything"

"Ted Bundy, b-i-t-c-h!"

"I'm no plus than what toi expect from Irish French Canadians"

"Life is crazy. Nothing plus to say"

"Ever feel so damn miserable toi just want to take everything toi own, and watch it all burn away.. Me neither"

"ADHD, ADD, Autism, dosen't affect my life ou how people treat me, but I HATE when it dose"

"I'm one of the most morbid humored 'bronies' I know"

"Don't read this stupid story unless toi like stupid comedies par an stupid Canadian...