How do I become sarcastic?
"You answer questions such as THIS one"
My house is on fire, what do I do?
"You get off the fuckin computer and go outside!"
Can toi get pregnant from watching porn?
"Only on wednesdays"
Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
"Your not drinking ENOUGH of it!"
I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
"GOOD!"
Why are bébés ugly at first?
"YOU try living inside a woman's vigina for so long!"
How do I become a Justin Bieber fan?
"You take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start."
Is is normal to be in l’amour with your dog?
"... toi need help"
Do toi chats know when your masterbating? I'm asking for a friend?
"Your friend needs to stop smoking so much weed"
Do they have toliet paper in Canada?
"Coarse not! We use the flag of whatever country your from"
Is their birds in Canada:
"Obviously toi never seen Alpha and Omega"
What happens if toi paint your teeth white with nail polish?
"You die!"
How do I test if my tortue is gay?
"you montrer it your penis, and see if it stares for plus than 20 seconds"
Are there autographs of Jésus Christ?
"No, they were all turned into wine”
How does sex start?
"With human contact!"
How long can a little girl hold her breathe
"3 weeks"
How do I ask a question on Yahoo Answers?
"YOU JUST DID!!"
How do toi tell which side of the potato chip is saltier?
"Take it to McDonald's"
Do midgets have night vision?
"Only in Mexico"
Can toi lose your virginity if toi fall?
"Only if it's off a bike"
How do I take care of my pet potato?
"With l’amour and a full stomach"
What if the girl that thinks I'm the dad isn't the mom?
"...................... WHAT!?"
How do I get accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?
"You draw a lighting bolt on your fourhead, and buy fullmoon glasses, and take British speaking lessons"
Why do my balls smell like ham?
"The BETTER question is, why were toi smelling it in the first place?"
What my wife is going to think about my black crotch on my white body?
"She'll probably call a priest to perform an exorcist"
Why does my screen say "www.bangbros.com" after my son leaves even though he tells me he's doing homework?
"It's a porn site... He's "smart" enough to leave the link open"
How can I test if my son is gay?
"You montrer him the Twilight Saga"
My girlfriend has a lazy eye & she's constantly looking at other women, should we break up?
"And pass up the chance for a threeway!?.. toi really ARE stupid!”
Why is canada a sûr, sans danger country?
"Cause the mighty king oie gives us nourriture to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape..
Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my tortue against a wall"
"I don't think your masterbating in the RIGHT way"
Halloween falls on a Friday the 13th this an for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
"You two huh?"
The devil has five letters and so does weed:
"Good for you, here's a lollipop"
Why are Americans stupid?
"Cause they are close to Canada"
Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
"Because ALL Canadians like hockey"
Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
"No, that's Japen"
Do they have trees in America?
"Coarse not"
"You answer questions such as THIS one"
My house is on fire, what do I do?
"You get off the fuckin computer and go outside!"
Can toi get pregnant from watching porn?
"Only on wednesdays"
Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
"Your not drinking ENOUGH of it!"
I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
"GOOD!"
Why are bébés ugly at first?
"YOU try living inside a woman's vigina for so long!"
How do I become a Justin Bieber fan?
"You take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start."
Is is normal to be in l’amour with your dog?
"... toi need help"
Do toi chats know when your masterbating? I'm asking for a friend?
"Your friend needs to stop smoking so much weed"
Do they have toliet paper in Canada?
"Coarse not! We use the flag of whatever country your from"
Is their birds in Canada:
"Obviously toi never seen Alpha and Omega"
What happens if toi paint your teeth white with nail polish?
"You die!"
How do I test if my tortue is gay?
"you montrer it your penis, and see if it stares for plus than 20 seconds"
Are there autographs of Jésus Christ?
"No, they were all turned into wine”
How does sex start?
"With human contact!"
How long can a little girl hold her breathe
"3 weeks"
How do I ask a question on Yahoo Answers?
"YOU JUST DID!!"
How do toi tell which side of the potato chip is saltier?
"Take it to McDonald's"
Do midgets have night vision?
"Only in Mexico"
Can toi lose your virginity if toi fall?
"Only if it's off a bike"
How do I take care of my pet potato?
"With l’amour and a full stomach"
What if the girl that thinks I'm the dad isn't the mom?
"...................... WHAT!?"
How do I get accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?
"You draw a lighting bolt on your fourhead, and buy fullmoon glasses, and take British speaking lessons"
Why do my balls smell like ham?
"The BETTER question is, why were toi smelling it in the first place?"
What my wife is going to think about my black crotch on my white body?
"She'll probably call a priest to perform an exorcist"
Why does my screen say "www.bangbros.com" after my son leaves even though he tells me he's doing homework?
"It's a porn site... He's "smart" enough to leave the link open"
How can I test if my son is gay?
"You montrer him the Twilight Saga"
My girlfriend has a lazy eye & she's constantly looking at other women, should we break up?
"And pass up the chance for a threeway!?.. toi really ARE stupid!”
Why is canada a sûr, sans danger country?
"Cause the mighty king oie gives us nourriture to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape..
Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my tortue against a wall"
"I don't think your masterbating in the RIGHT way"
Halloween falls on a Friday the 13th this an for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
"You two huh?"
The devil has five letters and so does weed:
"Good for you, here's a lollipop"
Why are Americans stupid?
"Cause they are close to Canada"
Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
"Because ALL Canadians like hockey"
Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
"No, that's Japen"
Do they have trees in America?
"Coarse not"
1: Clearence Little:
The corrupt cop Francis McCreary wants Clearence dead for reasons explained in the beginning cut away (most of them self centred).
I don't really like killing this guy, despite the fact he tries to kill toi later in a aléatoire encounter.
He's still was pleading for life, and Niko doesn't seem like the type who would kill someone on their knees... Unless it's friggin Dimitri.
If toi do the excutution déplacer on him, Niko will feel regret, and tell the dead Clearence "I'm sorry"
2: Dwayne Forge
I always kill Playboy instead of Dwayne.
Cause Dwayne is such a nice guy, and it makes me feel plus guilty.
But.
If toi DO kill him, it's one of the sadder exceptions.
Forge truly thought of toi as a friend, and is heartbroken par this. But still accepts his fate with dignity.
And Niko shoots Dwayne in the back of the head while turned away, killing him with visible regret.
The corrupt cop Francis McCreary wants Clearence dead for reasons explained in the beginning cut away (most of them self centred).
I don't really like killing this guy, despite the fact he tries to kill toi later in a aléatoire encounter.
He's still was pleading for life, and Niko doesn't seem like the type who would kill someone on their knees... Unless it's friggin Dimitri.
If toi do the excutution déplacer on him, Niko will feel regret, and tell the dead Clearence "I'm sorry"
2: Dwayne Forge
I always kill Playboy instead of Dwayne.
Cause Dwayne is such a nice guy, and it makes me feel plus guilty.
But.
If toi DO kill him, it's one of the sadder exceptions.
Forge truly thought of toi as a friend, and is heartbroken par this. But still accepts his fate with dignity.
And Niko shoots Dwayne in the back of the head while turned away, killing him with visible regret.
#1: SAW 1:
Saw 3 is the gross one.
Saw 1 is my favori it's very UN-gory.
And it's plus about the plot. Witch, if toi ask me, is very unique one..
#2: ACT OF VALOR:
This movie isn't donné enough credit.
Sure the plot sucks.
But we don't watch the die hard series, for anymore plus than the epic battles. And this is no different.
So who cares how weak the ploys is.
Nobody watches for it anyway..
I mean.
I have nothing but respect, for soldiers.
But if I wanted to take the battles plus seriously. I'd watch a history channel documentary, ou something..
#3: FREDDY VS JASON:
Same deal.
The plot sucks, and so do every actor but geai, jay and Krueger.
But.
We don't care about anyone else anyway.
So.
Why should people consider it an issue..
#4: METALLICA: THOUGH THE NEVER:
(no comment)
#5: INDIANA JONES/KINDOM OF THE SKULL:
Say what toi want.
I LIKED this one.
Saw 3 is the gross one.
Saw 1 is my favori it's very UN-gory.
And it's plus about the plot. Witch, if toi ask me, is very unique one..
#2: ACT OF VALOR:
This movie isn't donné enough credit.
Sure the plot sucks.
But we don't watch the die hard series, for anymore plus than the epic battles. And this is no different.
So who cares how weak the ploys is.
Nobody watches for it anyway..
I mean.
I have nothing but respect, for soldiers.
But if I wanted to take the battles plus seriously. I'd watch a history channel documentary, ou something..
#3: FREDDY VS JASON:
Same deal.
The plot sucks, and so do every actor but geai, jay and Krueger.
But.
We don't care about anyone else anyway.
So.
Why should people consider it an issue..
#4: METALLICA: THOUGH THE NEVER:
(no comment)
#5: INDIANA JONES/KINDOM OF THE SKULL:
Say what toi want.
I LIKED this one.
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is a mystery novel series
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reserved college student yakumo saitou
was born with a red left eye
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that allows him to see ghosts and spirits
he uses it with the belief that if he can communicate with them
and resolve any issue they may have
then the ghost ou spirit can déplacer on to the afterlife
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now that's enough info :)
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i don't want to spoil the animé for anyone
so i recommend to watch it