what's the naughtiest thing your dog has ever done?

my dog likes to dig his nose into my moms pockets and steal her cigarettes, and anything else she keeps in there. he also likes to bring pine cones from the yard into the house.

my dog likes to go into my brothers room and rip all his clothes to bits (my brother leaves his clothes all over the floor so really its his fault)

he pooped n the floor then chewed the wire on my bureau lamp