A bald bunny that sings show tunes xD

Which princess eats a poison apple?

Princess Miley

What are the names of Ursula's eels?

Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Idiot

Which princess is black?

Nala

Who's the villain in Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs?

A depressed whale

Where does Mulan take place?

Dreamland

What did Ariel give up to become human?

Her virginity


What does Pocahontas wear around her neck

a rainbow polka dot scarf with sequins


which princess has a pet tiger?

Princess Diana.

What did Cinderella ride in to go to the ball?

An ice cream truck that she got fixed up on Pimp my Ride

Who is Mushu?

Mushu is a magical talking noodle that goes around stealing peoples' shoes.

Which princess movie was released first?

Madea Goes to Jail

Why did John Smith have to go back to England at the end of Pocahontas?

beacuse his mum said his tea was ready.

which princess got turned into a frog?

Princess Amidala

Which princess cut off her hair?

Pocahontas.

Which one kissed Aladdin?

The Queen of Hearts

At what time did Cinderella have to leave the ball?

18:00

Who is the villain in Sleeping Beauty?

Clopin

What is the name of Cinderella's stepmother?

The Wicked Witch of the East

What does Belle say she wants in Belle (Reprise)?

She wants a robot racoon to guard her chickens.

Which two faries always fight in Sleeping Beauty?

They're both hookers who fight over the money.


Why does Eric jump back onto the burning ship?

Because he believed he could fly.

What was a song Snow White sang?

I'm on a boat

Why did Maleficent curse Aurora?

Because Aurora wouldn't leave Britney alone.

How does Eric kill Ursula?

Well first he spread her body onto a wringer and stretched her out. Then he slowly shoved nails in her eyes and pulled out all of her fingernails. He then pressed an iron onto her stomach and cut off all of her tentacles. He shoved her nose in a toaster, put her boobs through a meat grinder, and then hung her from a tower. When she still didn't die he gauged out both her eyes and keelhauled her. Then he shot her 50 times at point blank range and slowly drained her of blood, after repeatedly stabbing her in the vagina.

Why does Belle run away from the castle?

Because she found out the castle was actually built on an ancient burial ground of angry mole people and they came back from the grave constantly haunting her and threatening to bite her face off until she left.

Why didn't John Smith shoot Pocahontas?

Because he wanted to be Pocahontas' sassy gay friend.

Why did Aladdin go into the Cave of Wonders?

Because he thought it was a bathroom and he was desperate to even go in a giant tiger's mouth.

Who are Cinderella's friends?

A bunch of psychopaths that laugh maniacally.

Where does Jasmine live?

In a shower drain

Why was Snow White crying?

Because she heard Justin Beiber sing


Why did Aurora run away from Phillip?

Because she found out he loved Twilight.

Who does sebastian sing "Under the Sea" to?

The Beast after he told him that he's really a wanted serial rapist from Guatemala who once got drunk with Lil' Wayne and the CHOCOLATE guy from Spongebob on a boat while listening to "Lazy Sunday" and singing "Why Can't We Be Friends?".

Did Percy go back to England at the end of Pocahontas?

No, he went to Mexico to live with magical bananas.

who/what does Tiana kiss to attempt to make it human?

Ariel :P

Who does Aladdin love more than anyone in the world?

The Old Spice Guy

Do any of the princesses have magical powers?

Yes, snow white can transform into a magical dancing cupcake, with star shaped sprinkles and swirly whirly frosting.

how old is ariel?

Ariel is 1,976,442,649,078.5 years old

Who/what is Lumiere?

the drip to dried paint stuck on my window.

How many wishes does Genie grant you?

"Because she heard Justin Beiber sing" I lol'd so hard when I read that!!!

He doesn't grant any wishes...he's a fake genie!!


Why does Lady Tremaine walk with a cane?

When she lived in Camden bitch was shot 5 times by the Crypts

Why doesn't Naveen marry Charlotte?

Because Charlotte is a guy

What is Mushu?

an STD.

Complete this sentence: A girl worth _______ for.

A girl worth running through traffic in NYC wearing a diaper and waving around a cheap plastic lightsaber shouting "I AM A JEDI!!!!" for.

Why does Gaston want to marry Belle?

Because she always sings the "Free-credit-report.com" song!

Why did Meeko steal Percy's cherries?

Because they're really bombs & he saved percy's freaking life!

by the stroke of what time does Cinderella have to return from the ball?

None because Cinderella decides she doesn't want to go to the ball and fulfills her life as a prostitute.

Why did Ariel want legs?

Because she wanted to be able to wear overalls with polka dots on them.

How was Belle able to see that her father was lost in the woods?

Macaroni

What two colors for her dress were Aurora's fairies fighting over?

Barney Purple and Tony The Tiger Orange

How did Ariel save Sebastian in The Little Mermaid 3?