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Article by Jamie38459 posted il y a plus d’un an
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*Steve creeps in closer and closer and then jumps to attack, but instead his claws got stuck to the ball and Denaji hits it. It goes flying and whacks through Stellas hat and into the water. Bobby was now able to get himself out of there just in time(by climbing on the side of the land) cause that ball(where Steves still clawed on to) heads for the waterfall*

Denaji + Anabella: STEVE! *Runs to go get him on the other side and Stella follows*

Peggy: Wow, that wasnt so hard.

Bobby: *Gets out of the water soaked* Yeah, no thanks to you!

Peggy: Well sorry, I couldnt think of a plan!

Bobby: Ah, whatever. Lets just go and see what Hella and Jackal are doing this time.

Peggy: K. *goes inside the house with Bobby*

Scene 5- The attic

Bobby and Peggy: *Crawls through the doorhole panting* We have arrived.

Hella: Gosh Bob, what happened to your wing? Why is it so sticky?
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Article by Straggy posted il y a plus d’un an
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But Daddy - just one more cream-coated yoghurt raisin sponge cake... PLEASE?
This idea sort of hit me in the face whilst I was doodling in the back of my French book on Tuesday when I should have been doing a listening exercise about someone wanting to be a doctor. What if Ariel didn't want our world for our camelote, indésirable and our legs but our marvellous food? That underwater stuff must be dead gross.
I actually started écriture this around a doodle of fat Ariel, but yeah. My French book's at school so improvisation time!

Basically, fat Ariel has gained a lot of weight recently and her father has forbidden her from eating any plus of this awful barbaric human junk. He's put her on a strict seaweed diet and she's sick of it. But there's one place he doesn't know about - her cavern-larder!






Look at this food,
Isn't it a treat?
Wouldn't toi think my larder's complete?
Wouldn't toi think I'm the girl,
The girl who's bigger than... everything?
Look at this fridge,
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List by firegirl1515 posted il y a plus d’un an
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The rankings liste for the ten lowest places in the Best Disney Princess Sequel Outfit Countdown. I know I didn't have to do this, but hey, Disney did a pretty good job on the clothes in their sequels, even if the sequels suck. Thanks to cromulanfav for the idea of doing a sort of "honorable mentions" list!


31) Jasmine's Peacock Outfit

"This is just completely gross." ~Straggy

"This is weird..." ~AllegroGiocoso

"No, no, no!!" ~becca85


30) Cinderella's Fancy rose Dress

"This is just so bad. I mean a lot of them are, but this...ugh!" ~VGfan30

"I looks over decorated" ~BKG201

"awful" ~pretty_angel92


29) Aurora's Yellow Dress

"i don't like this." ~maritina12345

"Blond + yellow = awful!" ~tiffany88
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Opinion by fhghu posted il y a plus d’un an
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Everyone else was doing it, so I decided to make one of my own. Please keep in mind I like all of the princesses, just some plus than others. So scroll down and enjoy my article!!!! 9. Aurora
I do like Aurora! Honest! It's just that I don't get to see much of her. I like it when characters montrer a lot of personality on the big screen, and Aurora did montrer some, but not much. We see she likes animaux and dreams about true love, but that's about it. She could've been higher on my liste if she showed plus personality. 8. jasmin
I know know, most of toi are probably wondering: "Why is jasmin so low?" Well I'll tell you. She's a bit too sassy for my tastes, and she takes what she has for granted. She gets waited on hand and foot and she complains. People outside of the palace are starving and people like Aladin ou Sadira had to steal to be able to eat. She doesn't know how lucky she is! I however liked it when she gave that pomme to the little boy(Even though she didn't know she was supposed to pay), and when she a dit she wanted to marry for love....
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Article by percyandpotter posted il y a plus d’un an
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Note: I am not obsessed with Selena Gomez.
Other note: I know I missed some stuff and that this is an extremely shortened version. I performed this with some friends, and we didn't have enough people to do all seven dwarfs. So all there is is Grumpy.

Scene 1- The Queen consults her magic mirror.
Queen-Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the fairest one of all?
Mirror-That's easy! Selena Gomez!
Queen- OTHER THAN HER!
Mirror- Then...hmm...Taylor Swift.
Queen- Why??
Mirror-According to the August issue of J-14 magazine, Selena Gomez was found the prettiest in a vote of 342 people.
Queen-Well, Selena Gomez is too far from here. I'll take my anger out on Snow White, even though she's not drop-dead gorgeous like moi.
Scene 2-The Queen talks with the huntsman.
Queen-I need toi to kill Snow White!
Huntsman-Don't toi want me to bring toi her cœur, coeur in a box ou something?
Queen-Blood makes me nauseous. Just clip her toenails something. SNOW WHITE!
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Article by Jamie38459 posted il y a plus d’un an
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Scene 4- The attic at Stellas house.

Narrator: Hellas life had been miserable ever since then. She had to clean Stellas(and the stepsisters) clothes, feed them, and some other chores. Hella never went 2 school, learned anything but serve the stepmom and stepsisters(who have no life), ou made any human friends. But they would go to church(thats where Hella learned all of the bad words), the bingo parlor(4 old people), and even at the mall where Stella would buy pretty clothes for herself and her daughters, while she gives Hella a maids outfit and makes poor Hella buy groceries, cleaning supplies, and other stuff. She usauly buys herself a laptop, junkfood, punk outfits, and rock cds. But everytime she did something wrong, she would be sent to her room(which is the attic) without dinner. In the meantime, she would just hang with her animal Friends Bobby, Peggy, and Jackal.

Hella: *Sighs* I wonder what the hell is taking them long this time... Maybe its because of Steve. *Groans* Y couldnt they get a pet snake ou araign? e, araignée instead of that fat thing?
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Review by DreamyGal posted il y a plus d’un an
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As the tradition goes, the winner from the précédant mois gets the interview the new winner! I sat down with our newest fan of the Month, AllegroGiocoso, and asked her a few questions!

1. Who is your favori Princess and why?

My favori princess has always been Snow White. I l’amour her for a variety of reasons, including her adorableness, her sweetness, her perkiness, and her optimism. Every time she smiles, it’s so cute! I also l’amour her voice (I think it fits her perfectly as a character), her primary color dress (One reason why I loved her so much when I was little), and her looks (A look of naïve cuteness!).

2. Which Princess do toi think is the best role model?

Hmm…I think a lot of the princesses are good role models, but I have to go with Mulan. This is mostly because she is so Rebelle and persistent, and that she would go to war to save her father from fighting.

3. What Princess sidekick would toi most like to have & why?
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Article by Jamie38459 posted il y a plus d’un an
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Scene 1- outside of th stepsister's house.

Narrator: Once upon a freekin time, there was a tall guy named Carl, and a little girl(that's her daughter) named Hella. They used 2 been happy 2gether doin alot of stuf, havin such great memories, talkin, playin, and laughin at other people injurin themselves on AFV. One day, the 2 of them were going 2 visit Carls new wife at her old,tall,wrinkly,ugly(AND EVIL!) house(shes Hella's stepmom), Along with her daughters Anabella and Denaji(but no one cares about them since they have no life).

Scene 2-Hospital(fast forwarding a few days).
It was a pity that Carl had gotten sick a few days later and died from it. And now Hella will B forced 2 stay with them 4 the rest of her life(until she met a guy, start going out, did sex, got married, did sex again, got kids, gotten old, and then died in peace(along with their children). But I doubt that will happen anytime soon).

Little Hella: *sobs* No daddy, Y did U have 2 go? *sobs some more* Y did U have 2 leave me wit these ugly sisters and their mom who is so old?!
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List by Jamie38459 posted il y a plus d’un an
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Cinderhella ou Hella- Main character, a loner, and is goth.
Anabella- Ugly stepsister who has no life.
Denajie(thats how it's pronounced)-Ugly stepsister who also has no life.
Stella- Stepmother and is an evil witch.
Bobby- Blue bird, friend of Hella's.
Peggy- Blue bird, friend of Hella's.
Jackal- Mouse, friend of Hella's.
Steve- A cat, Jackal, Bobby, and Peggy's rival. And Stella's evil companion.
Charles- A prince.
Rodney- The prince's klutzy servant.
Rebecca- Rodney's sister.
Other characters:
Knights 1 and 2- Princes servants.
Harry- Prince's pet horse.
Aliens 1,2, and 3
Rataman- A rat made his name up.
Frogs- Crazy, yet they make a very evil weapon.
Witch- Evil and ugly, just like the stepmother and stepsisters.
Godzilla
Woman 1 and 2
Men 1 and 2
Some other People I didn't mention.
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Opinion by firegirl1515 posted il y a plus d’un an
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“Look there, he goes, isn’t he dreamy? Monsieur, Gaston- Oh he’s so cute!” the three girls chirped to the sound of the audio track. Suddenly, Gaston tripped and fell on LeFou.

    “Cut!” yelled the director offstage. Gaston got himself up, and brushed off his costume. “Alright, take five people. Remember, the montrer is about a week away- we have to start getting our act together today!”

    Oh please, thought the bimbette in green as they filed backstage. This musical is a disaster! We’ll never be ready in time, and if we are, then little Miss populaire will steal the show. She looked pointedly at Jessica Marcos as she passed. Snobby chienne got to be Belle, and was making everyone aware that she was the star.

    “Lilli, toi are so sharp, it isn’t even funny!” Jessica told the rose bimbette. “And what are toi giggling about Cathy?" she said, turning to the bimbette in yellow. "You were way too low!” Then she turned to the green bimbette. “And you, Allie,” she began. Allie braced herself. “Be a dear and cover for these two...
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Opinion by princesslullaby posted il y a plus d’un an
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10.The Chinese Recruits vs. Themselves
What can be said? This is a hilarious battle that poor Mulan started that resulted in a big pile up at the end. But it's not a serious battle, nor is it significant to the movie in any way. It's just a fun little fight.

"Hilarious, but not really significant. :P" (aiemerrysirius)

"This is pure silliness." (tigerranma)


9.The Servants vs. The Townspeople
Probably the most comical fight in Disney history. Each of the servants releases probably years of pent up rage and gives an cul, ass kicking toi WISH toi could see your refrigerator deliver. Not only is it a good butt whooping, but it's hilarious too. But people seemed to prefer the plus dramatic, serious fights.

"It's a sidekick fight... toi don't really see the big fighters in action until the Beast vs. Gaston scene." (AllegroGiocoso)

"IT IS THE FUNNIEST AND MOST CLEVER FIGHT IN THE HISTORY OF DISNEY!!!!! (Gleek4Ever)
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Fan fiction by percyandpotter posted il y a plus d’un an
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"WHAT?!" Mulan burst out. "You think I KILLED ARIEL?!"
"Well...it's not like we WANT to suspect you, dear," a dit Aurora. "But toi DID kill Shan-Yu...and all of his Hun army in that avalanche toi caused."
"I had to! That's what a soldier does. otherwise it would've looked suspicious."
"You are a girl. toi were already out of whack."
Tears streamed down Mulan's face. "I don't know WHO I can trust anymore! Ariel's dead...you all think I did it. I just want to go home."
Mushu popped out from Mulan's bag. "You still have me, girl! Aren't I much better than these catty princesses?"
"AHH!" Everyone shrieked. Well, everyone but Mulan. She just laughed. "I can never leave toi anywhere, can I?"
Snow White took a deep breath. "This is all so stressful and confusing. I'm going to go visit my squirrels in the garden, and then write a letter to my husband..."
Cendrillon stood. "I'll come too. It isn't sûr, sans danger to go roaming around alone."
The two left. Mushu said, "Now, where can a dragon guardian get some grub around here?"
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Guide by Onceuponadream posted il y a plus d’un an
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Even beautiful in my sleep!<3
Hello, Aurora here (let’s just totally set aside the idea that I am écriture this)! Is your hair dull, lifeless, ou damaged? Are toi acne-prone, plain, ou just need conseil from the most beautiful girl in the kingdom? ou maybe toi just don’t know your ABC’s? Well toi have come to the right expert! Read on to learn how I make my golden hair bouncy, my face flawless, and keep all of the young men chasing me (even after my marriage to Phillip)!
A is for acne (EW)! So basically, every single person that has hit puberty has encountered acne, even me! The three steps to getting rid of problem zits and breakouts are cleansing, exfoliating, and treating. Each of the steps will be described later on. Just know that when a blemish pops up on a bad day, DO NOT POP IT! If toi do, toi will end up looking like Snow White (trust me, it took a lot of powder to give her that complexion)!
B is for brushing, blush, and bronzer! First of all, brushing your hair 100 strokes a sitting is not good for it, just to get that out of the way. A brush with natural sanglier bristles is best, sense it helps distribute your hairs natural oils, which keeps it soft and shiny. Also, don’t snag...
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Opinion by princesslullaby posted il y a plus d’un an
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Ariana stared at ....Harold (she was going to have to get used to calling a crabe a self-given name) for a quick moment. Then she burst out laughing.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Okay, no seriously." She said, laughing hysterically. She clutched her sides and continued to laugh, almost to the point of mania.
But Harold stared at her, dead-pan. "I'm serious, Ariana. You're a mermaid, and I can pr-"
"Stop it." Ariana said, still laughing, but a suprising stab of anger cut her laughter short. She began to look around her, bending down, peeking under the boardwalk. She stood back up.
"Okay, where are the hidden cameras?"
Harold began to look worried. He raised one claw and scratched his forehead. "Hidden cameras? There's no hidd-"
"The fuck there's no hidden cameras!" Ariana's tone suddenly took a dramatic turn. Rage was boiling up inside her, about to spill over like hot syrup on a plate. "Look, I sort of believed toi when toi started talking to me. I really thought toi were a talking crab. But now you're telling me I'm a mermaid? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THAT?!" Ariana threw her hands up in exasperation. Tears stung the corner of her eyes. She knew,...
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Opinion by disneygirl posted il y a plus d’un an
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Sketches of Belle, Cinderella, Snow White, & Ariel
Alright, everyone else seemed to be doing one of these, and for a while I was trying to figure out the order of my favori princesses. It wasn't easy. It'd be easier to ask me what my first and seconde favori Disney films are (Lion King and Lilo & Stitch) but even after that it would be hard cause cause then it's which Disney movie I like plus than another, which ones I didn't see and which ones I don't remember.... Oh right, we were talking about the princesses. How about we just déplacer onto the article then? For the record, I don't curse and I blab - yes even when I'm typing. Hope toi find that entertaining. If not, feel free to skip over those parts. Moving on then....


9. Aurora
Something tells me some people aren't gonna be happy about this. I know people think her less than twenty minutes on screen in her own movie is plus than enough time to get to know her character ou maybe say something like, "what are toi talking about? We know plenty about Aurora! Don't say she has no personality! Why are toi saying she has no personality? Stop saying she has no personality!" Hope i didn't overdo that there. Ok, so we know Aurora does have some kind...
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Fan fiction by princesslullaby posted il y a plus d’un an
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Ariana stared at ....Harold (she was going to have to get used to calling a crabe a self-given name) for a quick moment. Then she burst out laughing.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Okay, no seriously." She said, laughing hysterically. She clutched her sides and continued to laugh, almost to the point of mania.
But Harold stared at her, dead-pan. "I'm serious, Ariana. You're a mermaid, and I can pr-"
"Stop it." Ariana said, still laughing, but a suprising stab of anger cut her laughter short. She began to look around her, bending down, peeking under the boardwalk. She stood back up.
"Okay, where are the hidden cameras?"
Harold began to look worried. He raised one claw and scratched his forehead. "Hidden cameras? There's no hidd-"
"The fuck there's no hidden cameras!" Ariana's tone suddenly took a dramatic turn. Rage was boiling up inside her, about to spill over like hot syrup on a plate. "Look, I sort of believed toi when toi started talking to me. I really thought toi were a talking crab. But now you're telling me I'm a mermaid? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THAT?!" Ariana threw her hands up in exasperation. Tears stung the corner of her eyes. She knew,...
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Opinion by disney_prince posted il y a plus d’un an
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DisneyPrince's Favourite: Princesses//link//link
I should really be doing plus important things right now, like academic work to improve my grades ou maybe get around to finally sorting out my wardrobe, but no instead I'm sat on my laptop wondering to myself "Who is my favourite Disney Princess?" I really do find this to be one of the most difficult things EVER. Seriously I find it painfully hard to rank the princesses in order of how much I like them but I'm going to give it a go anyway.



9) The Ambitious One
I've seen The Princess and the Frog a few times now and to be honest I'm not all that fussed about seeing it again. I loved the whole work ethic thing during the film because however preachy it was portrayed, it is still a very good message. I can relate with Tiana, however I'm nowhere near as dedicated to my jobs as she is. I l’amour most of her...
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Opinion by madisonsavanna posted il y a plus d’un an
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Yeah, it has been switched around a lot, again lol. Sorry this article isn't that good, and it's short.

9)Pocahontas

She's stayed the same, IDK, there's nothing wrong with her really except she kind of bores me

8)Tiana

No where else to put her, really

7)Snow White

Ditto

Now I'm not gonna write anything, sorry, I'm tired :P

6)Mulan


5)Belle


4)Jasmine


3)Cinderella


2)Ariel


1)Aurora

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Opinion by cromulanfav posted il y a plus d’un an
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The most famous castle


If toi wonder why the heck do I have to make mention of every thing in my countdowns, well, I hate to left some thing just like that, so here it is:

24. Mulan's soldier tent
Of course that this one is the last. It was made par poor Mulan who just joined the army and wasn't totally herself. It is small, uncomfortable, it looks like it's going to ruin every moment. Oh, and it's right suivant to pond, so it probably stinks and there are mosquitoes too.


23. Pocahontas's longhouse
Someone told me that proper term is longhouse, I hope it is. So what to say, ordinary wooden house with one room, sculls as a decoration, and with a hole in a roof so yeah, I see what fanpopers meant when they eliminated this one, no one wants to wake up and see racoon eating their cookies.


22. English camp
So what makes these tents better than Mulan's is that they are plus comfortable and built better, so they don't have to worry will their tent fall on their heads while they are sleeping. But the thing is Mulan was taking bath...
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Opinion by kiraragirl200 posted il y a plus d’un an
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As an apology for taking so dang long to make this article(due to laziness) please take a free (imaginary) gift basket
9. Evil Queen, Once again something related to Snow White is in last place, but for once that's a good thing.

8. Maleficent, as beautiful as she is on the outside, she is only a devil inside. I guess the reason why she didn't get eliminated first was because she was green.

7. Gaston, considered the most attractive male villain, but some consider him either too buff ou too hairy.

6. Lady Tremaine, some find her to be quite lovely for her age, others see her as a mean, ugly hag.

5. Dr. Facilier, he's just considered to be a normal looking guy. Some say he's good looking, others don't.

4. Ursula, she's blue, fat, and part octopus, but what kept her from getting higher is the fact that she was Vanessa.

3. Shan Yu, it's not that he's really that ugly, he's just really evil and scary looking.

2.Jafar, he's not the prettiest guy in the Disney world, at least his beard was "so twisted.

1.Radcliffe, who is often called the lamest villain is also the ugliest Radcliffe is #1, he's fat, has a big nose, and he has pigtails with pretty little bows. :3
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Fan fiction by madisonsavanna posted il y a plus d’un an
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"Once Upon a Time, in a faraway land, there lived a beautiful princess"-
Nope. If you're looking for the cliche fairytale of how a motherless drop dead gorgeous 16 an old with a horrible life, who then meets a prince, talks to him for a bit, and then marries him the suivant day, this isn't the story for you. For this story doesn't have a typical beginning, nor a typical ending, and very few typical things in between
Our story starts off in a place called Aladora, ever heard of it? Probably not. For Aladora's in an alternate dimension, and is very different from our world. Aladora is nothing but beautiful woodlands, and everybody lived in little cottages covered in moss, except for royalty, who in which lived in a huge palace made out of émeraude and glass (weird, huh? Told toi this place was rather "unique") The only way to get to Aladora from here, and to get here from Aladora, is through a hidden portal, which was discovered par eighteen an old Jade Danton.
Jade was one of Aladora's most beloved people, for she was the princess. Princess Jade was the daughter of Queen Brooklyn and King Anthony. She was their only child, so they cherished their every moment with...
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Article by disney_prince posted il y a plus d’un an
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Everyone knows that as soon as the damsel marries her very own Prince Charming that she will live happily ever after. People forget that happily ever after gets boring every now and again. My name is Cendrillon and yes I married a Prince and became the Princess Bride of his beautiful kingdom. However I was beginning to feel restless.

I am lucky to have such great friends, only last week I met with Tiana, who was visiting the kingdom in which she is princess of, Maldonia. Another fellow princess of France attended the occasion as well, we both shared a carriage and travelled to Naveen's marble palace in Maldonia, the destination of Tiana's stay for a light lunch.
"I'm so glad to be able to meet with fellow princesses who haven't been raised with a silver spoon in their mouth" Tiana a dit while poring thé for her Friends Cendrillon and Belle in the palace garden in Maldonia.
"Yes I know exactly where toi are coming from Tiana. There is only so much spoiled Prince I can deal with in one sitting. toi would of thought that a decade of being a Beast would teach him a lesson" Belle told Tiana while...
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Opinion by misssy posted il y a plus d’un an
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10.The Beginning of Ariel's Beginning
I found the very first few minutes of this movie to be magical. It was great to dive back into Atlantica and see where it all began.

9.Ariel Listens to musique Again for the First Time
After Queen Athena's death, Triton banned all musique in the city of Atlantica. With all the gloominess that has settled upon Atlantica, it was amazing to see musique thrive once again (even if it was a secret).

8.Queen Athena Sings
This is the first time we see Queen Athena. It's so magical because I think we all wondered what Ariel's mother would be like. I don't know about toi guys, but I wasn't in the least bit dissappointed. Ariel looks just like Athena and has a beautiful voice too.

7.Ariel and Triton's Dance
This scene is truly Il était une fois because we see the l’amour between Ariel and her father. After all that they have been through, the dance lightens up the mood and creates a beautiful image of a father daughter relationship.
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Article by disney_prince posted il y a plus d’un an
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As the majority know, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs was Walt Disney's first feature length animated film, therefor giving us our first Disney Princess. There are a variety of different films, fairy tales, animations and stylistic genres that seemed to blend together to make this very historic piece of cinema.



Many believe that Disney was directly inspired to make the film due to the success of the Betty Boop short of the fairy tale. This is relatively believable, donné that the Betty Boop short was released in 1933 a an prior to Disney's adaption coming into development and production. It should also be noted that Grim Natwick, who is most famous for drawing Fleischer Studio's Betty Boop was also a lead animator for Disney's Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, which is probably the reason that the two heroines share such similar visual qualities, significantly the cropped black hairstyle as well as the highly overt high pitch, sweet tone to their voices. Most noticeably the characteristics, mannerisms and the way they both represent exaggerated 1930's idealised women also make me realise how similar they both are.
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Fan fiction by dweeb posted il y a plus d’un an
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    Ariana couldn't find the words to describe her shock. Luckily for her, she didn't have to say anything. The little crabe decided to do the talking.
    "I can see you're unfamiliar with your ability to communicate with sea creatures," chuckled the British crab. "Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Horatio Thelonious Ignacious Crustaceous Sebastian Pacifignus Ardetemis Hans Isaac Mercutio James Percival Angus Harold. But toi can just address me as Harold."
    "Oh my God, I must be dreaming," Ariana pinched herself. "Crabs don't talk."
    "Well, evidently they do," Harold insisted. "Darling, in the great scheme of things toi have only two options: accept that I am a crabe and I am speaking to you. ou come to terms with the fact that toi may be mentally ill."
    "The first one please," Ariana sighed. "So, um, do toi talk to people often?" She struggled to make sense with this bizarre situation.
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