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There is a basic flaw that every Disney Princess shares in the Disney Princess lineup: selfishness. Each Disney Princess displays selfishness, whether it bothers toi enough ou no, whether toi can spot it ou no. But it is there. The idea that only one Disney Princess is selfish is a fallacy. They all are. So from a flaw discussion point, this particular unsavory trait belongs to everyone.
    
That said, other traits of character are present in the DPs besides the “inherent” selfishness quality. I am going to go down the line, one-by-one, and discuss the selfishness of each princess, along with their other vices, because each princess has plus than one. If you’re fine with the traits of your favori princess ou princesses, then that means toi can overlook the vices that come with them. That’s okay, too. Everybody does that when they decide to truly l’amour a character.

1. Snow White
Selfishness: Snow is fleeing from being killed par her evil stepmother. BUT she decides to completely take over someone else’s house in the woods. Snow does not know to whom the house actually belongs, and does not wait to ask them, before she rashly decides to take up residence there. This is selfish. Compounding the issue, is that she sets up a whole new set of rules for the dwarfs to obey---- and shames them when they don’t obey her rules, like Grumpy. Grumpy is the lone character that recognizes Snow’s selfishness.
    Snow White is also selfish for rêverie about her prince. Is she doing anything constructive for others during the time she is rêverie and pie-baking? Nope. We never even see her feed that pie to anyone, do we?

Gullibility and Naivety : Snow is easily influenced par the opinions of her elders. So much so, that at a total stranger’s prompting, she’s willing to bite into foreign food. Sure, she is sold a bill-of-goods par the Old Hag/Evil Queen, who tells her that, “this is not just any apple, but it is a ‘wishing apple.’” But Snow is young, and toi can forgive her the tendency to defer to her elders, because she is not old at all: fourteen.
Bossiness: This trait goes in tandem with the selfishness. Snow displays some selfishness par taking over the dwarfs’ house, and along with this selfishness, she does boss the dwarfs around a bit. It’s a cute and motherly bossiness coming from a fourteen-year-old, but it is bossiness all the same.

2. Cinderella

Selfishness: Cendrillon appreciates the effort made par her mice friends, Jack, Gus, and the females. So much so that when she sees what they have done to her beloved mother’s old rose gown, she is both blinded par her dream of the ball, and par her l’amour for them. Cindy does not stop to think about where the mice got the extra material, beaded necklace, and so forth--- to complete the outfit. (The mice thought these were castoffs from Cindy’s awful stepsisters). HOWEVER, Cendrillon should have asked where they got these extra items. The fact that she does not, is partly a certain selfishness that Cindy exhibits. Perhaps, Cindy feels a certain little entitlement; that she is “owed” a chance to go to the ball after all of the cruelty she has suffered under her foster family. Well, this moment of Cinderella’s selfishness ends badly, because her stepmother and stepsisters rip this last decorated finery she has to shreds.
    Cinderella is also selfish for rêverie about a fine life without working as a scullery maid/slave. She dreams about going to the ball, and afterward--- she is seen humming and rêverie about dancing with the nice young man she met. Are any of those thoughts and actions done specifically to benefit other people? Nope. That’s Cindy’s selfishness.

Snarky Backtalk: Cendrillon mostly does this whenever her stepmother’s back is turned, and to Lucifer, the penultimate cat. This shows what little backbone Cindy has on display, and her sense of wry humor under her adverse circumstances. That she says something nasty about her stepmother and we believe her, allows us to acknowledge her snarky side.

3. Aurora

Selfishness: Aurora is fond of rêverie and dreaming in general. Who can blame her, since her life has been dull with nothing exciting happening in it. Aurora’s lived all her life in the forest with only three aunts and her assortment of woodland Friends who don’t talk back to her like a human would. So when Aurora meets the living-breathing-human, Phillip, she is not only delighted--- it is a dream come true, because she has seen all the birds of the air getting paired off, all of her woodland Friends getting paired off…while she is left par herself.
When she rashly makes the decision to meet up with Phillip again, Aurora displays her first hint of selfishness. She feels she has waited an eternity to find this man who has (up until this point) been only a figment of her imagination and her dreams. And when Aurora’s aunts tell her that she cannot see him ever again, Aurora is having none of this! Aurora’s selfishness and disappointment cause her to have a mini-meltdown/tantrum, and she runs upstairs and flings herself onto her lit for a good cry.
    So, long story short, Aurora is selfish for thinking non-stop about her “dream man.” Having finally met the “dream man” and discovered he’s real, she is denied the opportunity to be with him. Is Aurora thinking over the fact that she is now a royal? Nope. She deigns to go with her aunts back to her father’s kingdom, because it is the right thing to do. However, Aurora is all the while thinking of her missed opportunity. That is Aurora’s selfishness.
    
Sulky and Moody : Aurora is eventually wise enough to accept the reveal that she is a princess, but she is extremely angry over it. Her usually sunny smile is missing. She maintains a stiff/cold expression, and whenever the fées fuss over her, she sulks even more. Aurora doesn’t smile again until Phillip wakes her up after her spell-induced nap.

Gullibility and Curiosity: Aurora is weirdly enticed par hearing her name called several times, and par a greenish cloud/vapor leaking into the room. Aurora is very gullible (unaware of danger), and is extremely curious. It is her overwhelming curiosity that makes her get up to investigate…and the rest is…the spindle-touching and history.

4. Ariel
This girl’s flaws are criticized so often, you’d think all the other princesses didn’t have any flaws and were above reproach! Ariel gets a whopping ton of criticism, because Ariel’s flaws are very out-in-the-open. The flaws of other Disney princesses are plus disguised, but they are very much there.

Selfishness: Ariel is focused on the human world, which is so different from her own, mermaid life. Her focus and preoccupation with humans leads her to bicker with her father, to keep a secret stash of human items, and to visit shipwrecks and the ocean’s surface. These actions alone are not selfishness. Ariel wanting plus than the ocean world in which she lives is her selfishness, but it is the same as Aurora wanting companionship, Cendrillon wanting to go to the ball, and Snow wanting her prince to come find her. Ariel exhibits selfishness par “not remembering” to attend musique rehearsals according to some people. That point always struck me as funny, because people don’t mind how Snow primarily uses her time daydreaming, ou Cindy daydreaming, ou Aurora daydreaming, ou any other DP rêverie about whatever. But Ariel can’t daydream! No, Ariel has to adhere to the selfish demands made par other people right off the bat---or HORRORS--- she is selfish for not doing so. So, logically, I believe Snow is selfish for rêverie about her prince, Cindy is selfish for rêverie about a ball, and Aurora is selfish for rêverie about a man, just as Ariel is selfish for rêverie about the human world.
    The selfishness that Ariel displays par rêverie about humans is further compounded par the dynamic that Triton forces on her. Triton forces his attitudes, desires, and thoughts on his daughter, leaving no room for her to have any thoughts, desires, ou attitudes of her own. Triton doesn’t want Ariel to do anything except act as a “trophy.” Sit there, and sing, please. Nothing else. Just sit there and sing for my subjects, so I can boast to them, and I, King Triton of Atlantica, can look good. Triton is every bit as selfish as his daughter.
Another point often brought up, besides missing rehearsals, is that Ariel, as the youngest daughter of Triton, should take plus responsibility par learning ruling responsibilities. Actually, this is not the case. Ariel is likely to only be married off. Ariel is not suivant in line to rule over Atlantica ou anywhere else in the sea, ever. So those who say that Ariel is neglecting the responsibilities of ruling a kingdom are misguided. Ariel, as the youngest, has plus in common with the real Prince Harry of England, who will never be in line to rule at all, unless his grandmother, his father, and his brother are somehow all addled ou dead. That’s how a monarchy works. Ariel has six sisters. Ariel’s six sisters ( and their husbands) are all in line to rule Atlantica next, making it unlikely that the crown of Atlantica would ever fall to Ariel in her lifetime. So the idea that Ariel needs to focus on her ruling responsibilities has no basis in fact.
    Anyhow, Ariel breaks another rule, in a long string of rules that her father has designed, because she rescues a human from drowning. With this good deed of saving him, she risks her father’s wrath for the zillionth time. Saving the guy from drowning was selflessness, not selfishness, but what transpired in that act was seeing a human up close--- and this fact definitely does reinforce Ariel’s selfish desire to be part of the human world.
    We all know the story that Triton lets his selfishness overcome him to the point where he destroys his daughter’s entire collection, and in so doing, sends his daughter to seek help from an evil entity. If Triton had restrained himself and not destroyed the collection, I don’t think Ariel would have ever developed ANY JUSTIFIABLE REASON to go to Ursula. Ariel would have always stayed a mermaid forever collecting junk, in my opinion.

Stubbornness: People also accuse Ariel for having this flaw. I do see it in Ariel rebelling against her father’s rules, but I also see it in King Triton even more. I also see it in Belle, in Elsa, in Mulan, in Pocahontas, in Jasmine, in Tiana, in Rapunzel, in Anna, and in spades in Merida. (I will montrer toi how each one of these girls is stubborn in turn. Please be patient). This stubbornness is universal to a majority of the DPs, just like the selfishness is universal to all of them. Stubbornness is not Ariel’s flaw alone, so stop splitting hairs, people.

Gullibility and Naivety: Ariel is easily influenced par an elder figure, a trait she shares with Snow White. The elder figure, Ursula, offers Ariel lies, just like the hag lies to Snow White about the apple. Snow wanted the pomme badly enough, because she wanted to see her prince badly enough. So Snow felt the pomme could deliver on her wish. Ariel wants to be human badly enough, and wants to be with a prince badly enough, so she sings her voice away. Both girls are gullible, foolish, and naive for trusting their elders in this instance. Each of the elders is evil, lies to the girl, and each elder cleverly manipulates the princess.

Curiosity: Another overwhelming trait of Ariel’s is her curiosity. Ariel’s curiosity about human stuff is such a big part of who she is. I would say that Ariel has plus curiosity than Aurora. Ursula takes complete advantage of Ariel’s curiosity, and uses it to serve her own ends. Ursula turns Ariel’s curiosity against her, just as Maleficent turned Aurora’s curiosity about the shifting green nuage against her. Curiosity seems to be a troublesome flaw for Disney Princesses.

Never-Listening to What Anyone Tells Her: Ariel gets criticized for this flaw as well. People go on and on at great length about how Ariel doesn’t listen to Sebastian, Ariel doesn’t listen to Flounder, and Ariel doesn’t listen to her father. But other Disney Princesses promptly ignore other characters when they tell them things. Tiana doesn’t listen to Naveen ou to Mama Odie. Elsa ignores, and doesn’t listen to Anna ou to Hans. Rapunzel doesn’t listen to Mother Gothel. Mulan doesn’t listen to her father. Belle doesn’t listen to the Beast about the West Wing. Pocahontas doesn’t listen to Nakoma, doesn’t listen to her father, nor does she listen to Kocoum. Merida doesn’t listen to Elinor. Anna doesn’t listen to Elsa ou to Kristoff. jasmin doesn’t listen to the Sultan, to Jafar, ou to Aladin (at times). Are toi getting my point? This is not a flaw just for Ariel specifically. It’s a flaw in a whole lot of other DPs as well!!!

Recklessness and Risk-Taking: Ariel has a penchant for adventure. She will go as far as her curiosity will take her, making her reckless, and a risk-taker. Ariel is not one for waiting around for things to just fall into her lap. To cautious types, Ariel’s reckless risk-taking is an extremely unattractive aspect of her character, and this is seen as a flaw--- when, in actuality, it is a difference in relatability. Some people can’t relate to Ariel because they never take risks themselves. They shun risk-taking. That does not make Ariel’s risk-taking a flaw. It does suggest, though, that not everyone will relate to a character who takes risks.

5. Jasmine

Selfishness: jasmin lives the life of a princess, which is, from what we hear her say, “boring beyond belief.” jasmin has a bad case of cabine fever. She needs to get out and “see” for herself, the people that her father, the Sultan, claims are the “low lifes/untouchables.” jasmin is reserving her opinion on the poor until she sees them with her own eyes. But jasmin has already developed a staunch belief that wealthy people tend to sneer at others, and look down on them. This is apparent from the way she sets her pet tiger, Rajah on yet another arrogant suitor who claims he is “good-enough-for-her.”
    Jasmine’s selfishness is displayed when she decides to leave the palace forever, and venture out into Agrabah, on her own, without any guards. jasmin does not think about what this act will do to her dim-witted father, how lonely Rajah will feel, and the possible fallout. jasmin just leaves and that is her selfishness on display.
    Jasmine also daydreams a lot about escaping her life of wealth, and taking flight. Jas lets out her father’s entire collection of white doves, which illustrates this thinking, and is a selfish action. jasmin knew that the doves did not belong to her, and she did not ask her father if she could release them. She just releases them, which is rather selfish.

Hot-Tempered and Saucy: jasmin is very easily irritated. If she thinks people are wrong, she is blunt enough to say so. jasmin has trouble controlling her anger in public. She basically fumes about being called “marriage-eligible” in front of her father, Jafar, and Aladin as Prince Ali. jasmin is not above flipping the bird. She is “not a prize to be won,” and wants people to treat her as plus than just a sex object.

Sexiness: Yeah. About that… Some people complain about the way jasmin was born – I mean, drawn. They hate her nose, her eyes, ou her hair, ou her looks in general. They also complain about the fact that everything Jas wears, and the way she moves, is all designed to get males drooling. I don’t seem to find her the sexpot that some people (on the internet) think is a flaw. jasmin is aware of her own beauty/ sexiness, and even uses it to cleverly distract and mock Jafar at one point. But from the way she behaves in the movie, I do not find Jas preoccupied with her looks. If anything, I find jasmin annoyed par her own attractiveness…if that makes any sense?

Stubbornness: jasmin refuses to marry. She flat out refuses to get hitched. Combined with her saucy personality, this stubbornness is a huge part of her character. jasmin stubbornly holds true to her own convictions.

Doesn’t Listen to Anyone: jasmin doesn’t listen to her father and his demands for her to get married. Jas doesn’t listen to Jafar, either. And Jas listens only intermittently to Aladdin, i.e., only when she wants to do so.


Okay. I think that’s a long enough article for Part One of the Princesses’ Vices Series. Tune in suivant time for the vices of the Late Renaissance DPs.
toi can commentaire below. Thanks for reading. ;)
Here's the third article for the Best Disney Princess outfit countdown. It covers the places from 21 to 30. Enjoy!


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Read the Best Disney Princess outfit countdown: places 31-40 article link




30. Cendrillon - first childhood dress


This dress is somewhat cute, but is definitely not Cinderella's best outfit. The color is nice, but the jupe is too puffy and big. Also the sleeves are a bit weird.

It's so...I dunno. I don't really like it. I know it is for a little girl, but still. - ppgbelle4

It's really childish and the skirt...
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posted by Swanpride
Twenty years later the Walt Disney animation studios were in a crisis. Disney had already died and now the “nine old man” had stepped aside for a new generation of animators. The first years proofed a little bit wonky. "The Black Cauldron" bombed, both at the box office and par the critiques. The modest success of "The Great souris Detective" thankfully convinced the executives to green-light new projects. "Oliver and Company" was again a moderate success at the box-office, but is considered as one of the weaker films of Disney. To add insult to injury, Don Bluth, a former Disney animator,...
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salut guys! I know I have kind of established myself as the one with the feminist-y standpoint on things, but for today's article, I'm taking that vantage point completely out. Today, I want to talk about relatability. The truly establishing factor of how far a princess will go as far as popularity is her personality, and the plus people can relate to you, the better. This article will attempt to examine each princess for her ability to reach an audience. (Note: These are not ranked in the order of the Princesses I personally relate to; it's plus the general public.) This is strictly an opinion;...
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The following is written par someone that's going into the 8th grade so it's not going to be as well written as everybody else's articles I also have no pictures because I don't know how to mettre en ligne them yet and because I'm on my iPod touch....ok enough talking let's get to the article




10. Aurora
My Least favori princess is Aurora.I don't hate her ou dislike her at all I'm just neutral about her. Many of toi say that she doesn't have a personality but she does. Many of toi just don't see it ou may not like it. I found out that Aurora is a romantic person. Well....that's it. I mean toi can't blame...
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posted by SarahCorine
I thought it would be fun to do this. This is my liste of who I think is the least prettiest to the prettiest. For each princess, I used a picture of my favori beauty shot. Hope toi enjoy lire it.


10 JASMINE
She’s pretty. In fact, she’s very pretty but she’s just not as pretty as the others. She has a big long nose and big eyes. Her hair is really long and luscious which I like, but I don’t like the shape of it around her head. If she had another hair style than I think she would be prettier.


9 SNOW WHITE
Another beauty, but not as much as the others. Since she’s only 14,...
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 He grabbed her other hand and held onto them tightly, which only made it harder for Pocahontas.
He grabbed her other hand and held onto them tightly, which only made it harder for Pocahontas.
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    Pocahontas took a deep breath, thinking of how she would tell John it was over. Since she had just recently seen John Smith and found her l’amour again, she knew the only way to be happy was to leave John.
    When she was back in her village, she saw that John wasn’t there. When she asked where he was, she learned he was par the river. She made her way to the river and saw that he was alone.
    “Good,” she thought. “At least I can do this in private.”
    She walked up to John...
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 What were the chances that John Smith could be standing right in front of her?
What were the chances that John Smith could be standing right in front of her?
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    Pocahontas took a deep breath trying to get her head around who she was looking at. What were the chances that John Smith could be standing right in front of her?
    “This can’t be real,” She thought. “This has to be a dream. Could it really be him?”
    John Smith stood on the edge of the small cliff and stared down. The small town that has come to be built on the Native American land was getting bigger. John Smith had come back to make a life in that small town, but everywhere he looked he got...
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All these cool articles on here and I haven’t written one, so I just had to. I noticed that no one wrote an article about l’amour stories and let’s face it, that’s one of the reasons why we l’amour them. Because of their amazing l’amour stories that we ourselves could never get unless we go to war, lose a shoe, trade our voices, play dead, ou become a prisoner. Keep lire to see who made it to the #1 spot and check out the added bonus at the end. (Princess and the Frog not included)

9- MULAN’S l’amour STORY
Coming in dead last was Mulan’s l’amour story. Personally it’s not my least favorite,...
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The sky reflected the Baudelaires' moods for it was gray--just like them. They were sitting in the backseat of Mr. Poe's car, driving toward the most horrible place on earth.
After a fit of coughing, Mr. Poe cleared his throat. "Children, I hope toi know why I'm doing this."
"You can't send us to Count Olaf!" Klaus cried.
"I'm sorry, children, but he is the only man in this city who would be willing to adopt a group of criminals," Mr. Poe said, with a tone of hatred visible.
"Those were Olaf's crimes! He framed us!" a dit Violet.
"Now, children, there's no use lying about it." He parked in front...
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This is the final results for the Disney prince articles. I don't really need to re-explain myself. Big thank toi to PPGBELLE4 for all the help!!

10.Prince Charming
Coming in last is Prince Charming. Very unsurprising. We see the least of him, a lot of people conside him shallow, and in a way toi can tell the least about his personality. Only 1 person had him in their haut, retour au début 3.

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I've been wanting to write this one for a while now. I wrote down all of the dancing scenes from the Princess films, and formed this list. It wasn't easy, because I like them all!

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My l’amour and appreciation for this movie has diminished over time. The characters are so-so, the plot could use some work, and I'm not that crazy over the musique either. But the DANCING...wow. To put it lightly, it BLOWS. I realize the style of dancing they do in the movie is from that time and era, but come...
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posted by cromulanfav
I made this article because many things changed on my list, although not very significantly, and new princess came.

Here is my link , if toi want to compare. This one may not be organized and written so well, and I was slightly afraid that I will be repetetive, but I gave my best.

Disclaimer: I l’amour all princesses, and even if toi don't get such impression when I describe them, I really do.





 Boring exuse of a main character
Boring exuse of a main character

10)Pocahontas

Old position: 9th

A beautiful, young woman is standing on a cliff. She jumps. She is fun, exciting, Rebelle and smart. She is strong woman who knows what she...
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A/N#2: This is Chapter 2.



We had been on the sea for a week already, the crew was nice enough, so was the captain. No one had
really been talking, to busy with each individual's dream of what was in Jamestown; Freedom? Riches?
Edward was even plus arrogant then I had thought originally, he walks around everyday with his brother
who I found out was the black haired boy who had been standing suivant to him. He was ok, but Edward
just got under my skin with his rude commentaires about my father and how he has a high repuatation.
"Cecily?" I called searching for my sister up on the deck in the warm sunlight....
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salut everybody! I just saw the Raiponce midnight premiere last night so I've rewrote my Disney Princess liste and I tried really hard to make it the most accurate out of all my précédant lists (my favori Disney Princess liste changes like the weather). One plus thing, sometimes I think that my ratings don't truly capture how I feel about a certain princess so I've included a simple rating to tell toi how I feel about each princess. This is my first article so please be nice! :)

10. Cinderella
Yeah, i've never been much of a fan. I mean it's great that she works so hard and still retains her pleasant...
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I wanted to do something creative for Mulan month, and here it is. I though of making countdown for this, but I realized I would be very unhappy if the results don't turn out the way I want. If you, however, are interested in countdown, leave a comment.

I had really had time deciding which princess would be Mulan's favori so thank toi princeslullaby billion times for helping me sort things up. I tried to think the way Mulan would, and to rank the princesses based on her values, I hope I did it good, if not, well, I'm sorry.


8.Aurora
Aurora and Mulan are almost exact opposites. Aurora...
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*Resuming conversation... They look down and suddenly see... some giant fireball soaring up in the sky(Wait- can fireballs REALLY float?).*

Hella: Hurry toi retards!

*The gang pull Rodney back up just in time. It zoomed up where everyone could see it and then ascemds farther up to the ceiling(Or to one of those doors/rooms)*

Rodney: *Pulls his pants back up* So, where do ya think it's heading?

Kids: *Shrug* How should we know?

Fairy G: Aw crap, here comes another fireball!

*This time multiple fireballs came zooming out and started flying everywhere*

Rodney: Okay, that is just creepy!

Fairy G: How is...
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 Those damn Princesses get all the attention!
Those damn Princesses get all the attention!
“It’s no good, Kida,” Jane sighed. “We’ll never get into the Princess section.”
“Which part of Princess Kida do they not understand?” she frowned, watching the children gather around the nine figures in the centre of the street.
“Well, technically, you’re a Queen,” Jane sighed. “But our films aren’t successful enough to ever be called Princess movies. Mulan isn’t a Princess but she’s bringing in the riches. That’s how it works.”
“But Tarzan did rather well!” Meg lifted an eyebrow. “Which is plus than can be a dit for my ‘blockbuster’.”
“Consider yourselves...
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Chapter One

"Why must dis happen? Why why why?"
"Whatchya talkin bout Cwabby?"
Sebastian the crabe turned to the two mice before him. "Every an I'm all set and ready to retire. And every an someting comes up dat makes me wait on and on to do dat!" he groaned. "It's always de same thing...babysitting de girls!"
"No worry, Cwabby. We'll help ya!" Jaq, one of the mice declared.
"Uh, yup!" the plus chubby one, Gus, added.
"Sides, isn't dere some magic guy comin ta help, too?" Jaq asked.
Sebastian raised an eyebrow at the rodents. "It's called a Genie."
"Did someone call me?" a voice exclaimed. Then,...
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Note: I am not obsessed with Selena Gomez.
Other note: I know I missed some stuff and that this is an extremely shortened version. I performed this with some friends, and we didn't have enough people to do all seven dwarfs. So all there is is Grumpy.

Scene 1- The Queen consults her magic mirror.
Queen-Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the fairest one of all?
Mirror-That's easy! Selena Gomez!
Queen- OTHER THAN HER!
Mirror- Then...hmm...Taylor Swift.
Queen- Why??
Mirror-According to the August issue of J-14 magazine, Selena Gomez was found the prettiest in a vote of 342 people.
Queen-Well, Selena Gomez...
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