Funny Things to Write in a Graduation Card

1. No one can call toi dumb any more. Bigger words will have to be used such as ignoramus.
2. Your brain just became priceless!
3. It's good to know someone so educated. I won't need to use the internet when I have a question. I'll just ask my know-it-all friend.
4. The casquette, cap and robe are used once, but your student loans last much longer.
5. Now that toi did your time as a student, toi get a free pass to an easy life. No one tells toi about it until toi graduate and are inducted into the secret club. Welcome!
6. I've been meaning to tell toi for a while that...