1. toi have a Bowie song set as your iphone ringtone.
2. toi have him as your lock screen and accueil screen.
3. toi go to Google, click images and type "Bowieporn" in the chercher box.
4. toi imagine "the one" in your head constantly and he looks like an exact replica of David Bowie.
5. toi really hate Morrissey and/or Elton John.
6. toi can smell a poser a mile away...
7. Almost all the songs toi know how to play on the guitare are Bowie songs.
8. toi dub January 8 as Bowie Appreciation Day.
9. toi ship Dick Bagger.
10. watching the steamy l’amour scene in The Fault in Our Stars with your friend toi make...
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