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The Vamp: Twilight Dildo

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Read the users' reviews. Just read it. I'm creeped out. And apparently, it sparkles like... (guess who?)
mots-clés: weird, merchandise, creepy, twilight, dildo, the vamp
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Cinders said:
Oh, I had enough fun with the summary.

"Yes the The Vamp retains hot and cold temperature. Toss it in the fridge for that authentic [necrophilia] experience."

*Brackets inserted by yours truly.

EDIT: That's a cheap price, though. Anything under $50 is tasteless, and often what they use in porn videos. Be classy, buy a Rabbit.
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mispulka said:
Oh my, I'm so red in face I haven't been in years :D God.
Gimme ten minutes, and maybe I'll be able to read the headline (this time I closed it after seeing the picture :D I must be braver next time..)
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Mrs-Grint said:
Goodness. The comments are... odd.
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