Jacob and Renesmee's perverved hugging

*I'm sorry if I offended anyone on this spot, I just did this to be funny, not mean..same with my Twilight fangirl article*

1) If toi know a girl who despises Twilight and is crazy about hating it, send them a box with a poster of Edward with the words "My Dream Guy" on the poster
2) Tell a Twilight hater that Ron Weasley is Emmett's b***h
3) Tell them that REAL men sparkle
4) When a group of Twilight haters are surrounding you, stand in the middle of the group and shout out "I'M A CULLEN, EVERYONE!" then sing "I am a vampire" par Antsy Pantsy
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5) Write a letter to President Obama convincing him...

Yeah, I know all the uber-fans are saying "Well, why didn't toi see it sooner?" and all the antis are saying "The world DOESN'T need Twilight!"But I ask that toi listen to what I have to say, anyway.

As strange as it seems, the world actually needs Twilight. It does some good things for us. I am mostly an anti, so it took all my prainpower to come up with these reasons, but here they are, and the plus I think on it, the plus I realize they're true.

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10. It teaches us new words.
I know alot of toi are rolling your eyes. Yes, I know what has been a dit about the "Thesaurus Rape" problem, but...

I felt like écriture this article after lire a fellow ex-CAT member's article on Twilight haters. I also had a 'talk' with another ex-CAT member.

"4) Twi-haters, this isn’t a hater ou anti spot. Don’t abuse it. Do not make personal attacks against Stephenie Meyer ou her fans, and don’t throw nasty ou immature insults at Twilight. This is supposed to be “Critical Analysis of Twilight”, not “Mindless Bashing of Twilight”."
~Dearheart link

"And Twi-haters – it’s okay to poke Twilight and be deliciously witty and sarcastic...but don’t get nasty. There is a fine line between...

In my opinion Bella cannot do anything but whinge I have got here a direct quote from SM's Eclipse,
"Whenever I talked about jacob, His tawny eyes seemed to get a little bit darker my voice turned pleading in response."
Translation: Pleading = whiny
When Edward Leaves in new moon she goes into a "deep depression" I.e is so hung up on Edward that when he leaves she practically goes insane, and yet she still does not place the blame firmly where it belongs at Jasper Hales gaddamned door and he was all like salut are we cool? I would have been like No way get away from me toi freak toi tried to kill...

OK, I know toi guys are thinking: "What?! How dare you! Bella and Edward's l’amour is the best and most romantic l’amour of all times!111Elevntyone!!!1" And then, you're going to say I'm just some guy who hasn't read the books. I'm not. I'm a teenage girl, and I have read all the books. Even Bree Tanner and that bit of Midnight Sun on Meyer's website.

I'll just discuss the reasons why it's not true love.

Physical Attraction
...And plus of it.
Picture this. Our great female lead is in an average high-school cafetaria, surrounded par average, high school kids. It's noisy and loud, and she wishes she was...

The Harry Potter vs Twilight war is a huge phenomenon in the literary world. We have articles floating around in the Internet (even in CAT) where both camps vehemently defend their fandoms. I am a huge Harry Potter fan, but today, I am not going to take sides. How it started, and how it evolved in a full-scale clash between fans of both series is something I would cover in this article.

It started off with a few websites claiming Twilight is the new Harry Potter. Harry Potter fans, of course, would not take it sitting down, and they wrote articles with reasons why Harry Potter is better than...

We have a discussion on the forums here about noteworthy things in twilight. I picked Angela, and now I realize that Jessica is noteworthy, too.


We'll start with Jessica!Hate. Besides Lauren, Jessica is probably the most hated human friend that Bella has. Reasons Twilighters give for this are 'Jessica is a brat', 'she ignores her in book two', 'she's too hyper', and 'i just don't like her'. Some of those are just ridiculous. 'Jessica is a brat'. How? How is Jessica a brat? Answer: She isn't. 'she ignores bella in book two' I'll elaborate on this one later, because it's pretty big. 'shes...

1. In Twilight, the "romance" as they call it is just there from the beginning. In Percy Jackson and the Olympians (We'll call it PJO), the Percy-Annabeth relationship was apparent from the start, but built up until the Kiss in Battle of The Labryrinth and eventually their relationship began in The Last Olympian.
2. In Battle Of The Labryrinth, Percy ran into Greek mythology's equivilent to vampires: the empousai. These were ugly creatures who had flaming hair, one goat leg, one metal leg, fangs, were deadly poisonous, and usually disguised themselves as mean cheerleaders. In Twilight, the...

Ok people,no violence and bad response's allowed in here,
and I actually risked my life making a critical Edward Cullen spot already...so please understand:)

This is an extract taken from:
[u]Response to "Analysis of the Opposite!"
By:XDRoseLuvsHP
From:The HP vs. Twilight spot.
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A small extract:


Edward is, undoubtedly, an abusive boyfriend. Yes, I know that he has never hit her, he has never intentionally hurt her. Just so toi know, there are other types of abuse. Edward abuses Bella psychologically as well as abusing her rights. There may...

Analyzing the Twilight Phenomena

First off, I’d like to mention that I am not a psychologist. Everything toi read is just my own analyzing and since I am interested in Psychology and Behaviorism I decided to make an article of what I think is the basic reason for Twilight’s enormous popularity. I hope toi will enjoy it.

Recently I came across a post at the forums that a dit about Twilight: ” [it’s] a bit childish to say its a failure, because if it is, then why do so many people (And not just crazy teenage girls either) l’amour Twilight huh?”.

I have seen this argument countless of times...