Almost forgot...here are the lyrics I've come up with so far. If you have any suggestions to make them better, or come up with some lyrics of your own, be sure to let me know!
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Every guy's in love with you
Yeah, and just to name a few,
There's: Edward Cullen, Jacob Black, Mike Newton, Tyler Crowley who-really-should've-killed-you-with-his-van-but-he-DIDN'T...
Aaaand Eric Yorkie, too
That's the life of a Mary Sue
You smartypants brunette; boys worship you.
You're obsessed with Mr. Sparkley
And our brain cells died so easily,
Purple prose really doesn't bother you
That's the life of a Mary Sue.
Pulled all of literature to its knees
It pleads "GOD, STICK TO DRACULA!" so desperately.
And we can't take it anymore
Anymore! Oh-oh!
But that's the life of a Mary Sue.
Twilight's gotten out of hand, it's true.
All the Twihards keep on flaming
While us antis do the blaming
Saying, "SMeyer, I could write a better story than you -
In my SLEEP."
That's the life of a Mary Sue ....
That's the life of this Bella Sue...
That's the life of a Gary Stu *coughEDWARDCULLEN...
That's the life of a Mary Sue.
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Every guy's in love with you
Yeah, and just to name a few,
There's: Edward Cullen, Jacob Black, Mike Newton, Tyler Crowley who-really-should've-killed-you-with-his-v
Aaaand Eric Yorkie, too
That's the life of a Mary Sue
You smartypants brunette; boys worship you.
You're obsessed with Mr. Sparkley
And our brain cells died so easily,
Purple prose really doesn't bother you
That's the life of a Mary Sue.
Pulled all of literature to its knees
It pleads "GOD, STICK TO DRACULA!" so desperately.
And we can't take it anymore
Anymore! Oh-oh!
But that's the life of a Mary Sue.
Twilight's gotten out of hand, it's true.
All the Twihards keep on flaming
While us antis do the blaming
Saying, "SMeyer, I could write a better story than you -
In my SLEEP."
That's the life of a Mary Sue ....
That's the life of this Bella Sue...
That's the life of a Gary Stu *coughEDWARDCULLEN...
That's the life of a Mary Sue.
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