If toi could ask Stephenie Meyer a question/s what would it/they be?

1. Where'd the plot of the story go?
2. Were toi on acid when toi made vampires sparkle?
3. How do toi live with yourself knowing people compare your crappy piece of literature of something as truly amazing as Shakespeare?
4. Why do toi refuse to take criticism?
5. Why didn't toi give your characters any flaws unless they were blonde? And even then the flaw was only being a complete bitch.
6. Why does it seem like toi ripped of Harry Potter and countless other livres that are why ahead of your level.
7. Why do toi think two people could fall "irrevocably" in l’amour with each other in, what was it?, about two weeks?
8. How many times did toi refer to a thesaurus while écriture Twilight?
9. Along with the fact that toi so obviously had a dit thesaurus, did toi also have a dictionary to look up meanings of some of your "big" words?
(ex: chagrin, masochist)
10. Do toi like nechrophelism and bestiality? Because that's the very basics of what Twilights about.
11. Why do toi want to send a message to teenage girls that if they're dumped, they should jump off a cliff to hear his voice again?
12. Why do toi approve of Ikkle Sethie going through all your mail and your computer and basically EVERYTHING around toi to make sure it doesn't offend Twilight?
13. Why do does it seem like Bella's physical description is just You-100lbs?
And Lastly
13. Why does Twilight just seem like an overlong, crappy fanfiction?

1: Why are all the male protagonists in your livres abusive? (Edward, Jared etc) and why are your livres so sexist?
2: Why are Bella and Edward so unnaturaly obssesed to each other? Do toi know that healthy, normal ralationships are not like that?
3: Do toi have an issue with blonde people???
4: If Bella is not pretty, why is everybody in l’amour with her?
5: Why does Bella l’amour Edward, apart from him being perfect looking?
6: Do toi support pedophilia?
7: When a guy dumbs a girl, should she develop schizophrenia and/or commit suiside?
8: Do toi think that a young person shoud dump college like it's nothing important?
9: Do toi think that a girl should be a virgin before her marriage and if she's not it's wrong?
10: Do toi think that if a teenage girl doesn't have any life besides her boyfriend, it should be considered normal?

1. Are toi sure it was a dream toi had when toi first met Edward ou was it just a hallucination due to the drug toi obviously took?

2. Do toi feel good when teenagers go saying "UMIGUD! Twilight iz zooo gud! Its better than that Shekaspare shet"?

3. Why did toi destroy the hope that teenagers could read good literature? Now they basically compare everything to Twilight and sometimes refuse to read anything else because "It won-t be as good as Twilight." Which certainly is a lie.

4. Why on Earth make such terrific MONSTERS glowing ANGELS?

5. Did Stephen King crept toi out so much when toi were little that toi decided to change the vampires look/personality/menu?

6. Do toi realize toi could have saved THOUSANDS of trees if toi would have just published Twilight/New Moon/Eclipse/Breaking Dawn as a short story?

1. You've made the boyfriends of thousands of your fans seem inadequate because they don't sparkle. Are toi happy?
2. You've made your fans define the perfect man as "sparkly" and "dead" and "LAME!". Are toi happy?
3. Do toi compare your husband to Edward? Is it ok he doesn't sparkle?
4. How have toi hooked so many fans into livres which have no plot?
5. Do toi know what a vampire is?
6. Do toi know that good vampires don't sparkle?
7. Do toi know that your vampires suck because they sparkle?
8. If Bella is such a dull person, why do so many guys fall in l’amour with her?
9. Does this mean I have to have a low self esteem and a dependence on men to find true love?
10. What made toi think Jacob falling in l’amour with a baby is a good idea?
11. Why didn't toi just put Jacob and Leah together and leave Renesmee to be a baby?
12. What part of Bella being bruised and battered on the night of her honeymoon and loving it do toi think is appropriate for 12 year-old girls to read?

I could go on and on. This is actually very easy for me and somehow I think therapeutic.

What (near fatal blow to the head) inspired toi to write Twilight?

Well toi already wrote the questions i would ask her so i'm only gonna add

What were toi thinking when toi invented Renesmee???

Why does every girl in Twilight NEEDS a boyfriend???

1. Sparkles? Really? What the crud?
2. What would really happen if Buffy and Edward met? How about Buffy and Alice?
3. Alice's story about being in an insane asylum... Did toi write that from personal experience?
4. Did toi ever have a boyfriend steal your body glitter (and therefor become the inspiration for the sparklies)?
5. Do toi know what a Mary Sue is?
6. Was your editor drunk when she let Breaking Dawn through to be published?

What were toi thinking when toi were écriture Breaking Dawn?

How much medication were toi on while écriture Breaking Dawn?

toi have actually already mentioned a few that I would have asked. Anyway..

1. Why do her vampires sparkle? Well, obviously SMeyer wanted her vampires to be different from the traditional ones but why 'sparkles'?

2. Why did Bella fall in l’amour with Edward? And why did it happen so fast?

3. Do toi support pedophilia?

4. How is it possible for Bella to be pregnant with a vampire? *I know SMeyer already gave her 'explanation' but I really see no sense to it (even though it's fiction)*

5. Why ruin such a great character? (Jacob in New Moon)

6. Why Renesmee? WHY???

These are the few I can think about right now. I'm pretty sure that I have plus questions that that. =P

Stephenie, WHY????????

short and easy to remember :)

1. Where in the WORLD toi got the name "Reneesmee" ?!?!?!?
2. WHY vampires SPARKLE ?!?!??!
3.Since when pedophilia and stalking were 'hot' ?
4. What in the world made toi publier some crap that toi wrote based on a dream of yours ? O__o

"May I coup de poing toi in the nose and tell toi to get a grip and realise your livres are total crap?!!!"

*punch*

Sorry...tourettes.

"What the hell were toi smoking when toi can up with vampires that sparkle?"

1. Y is this book so boring
2. Wat on earth possed u to make vamps sparkle
3. Y is there no plot till the last 50 pages
4. Y is Bella so deppressed
5. Y do u suck at writing
6. Were u trying to curropt the minds of teens
7. Y r u écriture the book from Edwards pov couse that's like saying I can't think of anything to rite so I'll tight the same thing again
8. Y is Edward so emotinaless
9. Y r ur caracters so dull
10.ur livres r a descrass to litature

How on earth did toi pass your college course on feminism?

okay hem hem
1. Do toi have problems
2. Do toi think its alright with the idea of phedophelia
3. Do toi also agree with stalking
4. Have toi ever been to a pe class?
5. if so how the bloody hell can edward produce sperm?
6. Why do toi make it seem as though everyone besides the cullens that approach bella are somehwhat annoying cause they act like normal teenagers.
7. Why is the movie so bad?
8. Why didn't toi even read a vampire book BEFORE toi wrote a vampire book
9. Why did toi give everbody happy endings and make breaking dawns ending unrealistic
10. Oh and also what drug did toi use to get your publisher to actually publier this?
..thats what i would ask lol

Why did toi ruin my life?

1. why in the world did toi think twilight was a good idea

2. are toi porposly trying to torcher people

What the hell do the book covers have to do with anything? An apple, a flower, a ribbon, and chess wtf?

1. Why did toi turn vampires in to fairy princesses?

2. Why did toi make Edward and Jacob pedophilles? Don't toi know that's against the law?

3. Why did toi HAVE to make the story sound so emo?

4. Why do toi think that every girl needs to mary young and to someone older?

5. Why are toi so stupid?

6. Why didn't toi use the thesaurus?

7. Couldn't toi just have ignored your "inspiring" dream and moved on?

8. Why is Bella a Mary-Sue?

9. Why did toi base Bella off of yourself?

What leaves were toi smoking when toi decided to write a book about a wet dream toi had?

everyone has asked mine but:

Why don't toi accept critism for your livres and realise that some people DON'T like them?

My Questions:

>Why Jacob and Renesmee?

>Is it hard to write like The Twilight Saga?

>When doing the Twilight Saga movies, is it easy to choose the stars ou the real celebs to play the characters?


That's all, I think.

:)

Stephenie Meyer, why did toi made those books?

All of them, and sooooooo much more.

Ask her if she have thought about Ian Somerhalder as Ian in The Host.

1. What was with Bella's horrific pregnancy and child birth experience? What that the only way toi believe toi could have made those experiences meaningful?
2. Why couldn't she have donné birth to Renesmee the normal, natural way. Do toi think that a vampire c-section can be construed as a cop-out against depicting women's real experiences of giving birth?
3. Why was Bella's experience of raising a child completely free of difficulty?
4. Does the fact that Bella gets everything reflect a sense of unfulfilment in your own life? Do toi think it is realistic to expect that women can have everything?

1. What were toi thinking?
2. Don't toi realize that there are plenty of haters out there?
3. What's with toi poisoning innocent teenage girls' minds?
4. Do toi honestly believe that l’amour at first sight even exist? I know it's fiction we're talking about, but seriously?
5. Were toi on any drugs ou any special medications when écriture out your stories?
6. How does it feel to know that real passionate readers hate toi for your stupid stories?
7. Do toi support feminism?
8. What's with the pedophilia and the stalking?
9. Why sparkles? WHY?
10. How did your livres even get published?
11. Why were toi stealing off some originality from other amazing books, such as the names of the characters?
12. Do toi know that your rabid Twilight fans don't even know how to spell online? Is it some annoying fad ou some sort of secret code?
13. Do toi know how many boyfriends are toi hurting? They can't stand Twilight, and they would simply get dumped par their girlfriends because they're not Edward.
14. What were your fans thinking that it's better than any other piece of literature ever created? How is it better than the Bible?
15. Why do toi think that your fans say that Bella is a great role model?
16. Do toi how highly addictive your livres are? I'm an ex-fan and I had experience.
17. Why does Bella have to be you?
18. Did toi ever noticed that your livres tend to make women highly perverted? toi don't want to know what these women do when they're lonely at night.
19. Are those one of the symptoms for obsessive Twilightitis?
20. Why are your livres so badly written and so cliche?
21. Why does Bella have to repeat herself when describing Edward, especially when she does that in every other sentence?
22. Why does Bella have to be a Mary-sue and Edward a Gary-stu?
23. Did toi know I wrote a declaration against your books? toi should read about. I highly recommend it.
24. Why did toi have to rape your thesaurus?
25. Do toi think you'll still be populaire in the suivant 400 years ou so?
26. Do toi plan on taking écriture classes in the future?
27. Wouldn't it be better for toi if toi put your stories on fanfiction. net?
28. Do toi know when this fad will end?
29. I've noticed that the names Isabella and Jacob are the most populaire baby names now. Do toi see them becoming the most hated names in the future?
30. What was the purpose for écriture out a saga full of lusty romance with tons of plot holes had to do with a pathetic dream of yours???

I can go on all jour if I want to.

1 Does Bella have any other interests (Edward doesn't count) apart from lire Wuthering Heights?
2 toi do realise that there are plus classes then gym and biology, right?
3 There is plus to feminism then "having a choice" right? (thats her definition: so choosing to let a man abuse toi is a form of feminism)
4 toi know that sunshine goes threw clouds, right?
5 How can toi get a papercut from wrapping paper, and even then, how do toi get it to bleed without squeezing so a vampire sniffs it?
6 Have toi ever had a health class?
7 Have toi ever had an AIDS class? (if so, toi should know that since vampire venom replaces most body liquids, Bella would've became a vampire before the honeymoon)

When is Rosalie Hale's birthday?


I always wonder what her sign is....

First, a few simple ones:

1. I read your review of The Hunger Games. Do toi admit that it's better than all your Twilight livres combined? Beacuse it is.
2. I've written some crazy crap fanfictions based on dreams before, but why couldn't toi just forget about 99% of that dream like normal people?

And now for the funnier ones:

3. What were toi on when toi made vampires sparkle?
4. Why, just WHY?!?!
5. Why couldn't toi have just made them all die at the end? Now that would make a good ending! I mean, didn't the last book of The Hunger Games (Mockingjay) end that way? Didn't toi say toi were "obsessed" with The Hunger Games? HM?!?!
6. Why does Bella think it's OK for Edward to watch her while she sleeps? I think it's creepy.
7. What were toi thinking?!?!?!?!?

1) Have toi ever read a book? Because I'm not sure how toi managed to miss that the plot is scattered throughout the entire book, not just the last five chapters.
2) Were toi religiously home-schooled? Because there were so many mistakes that wouldn't have been there had toi taken a biology class and a decent English class.
3) Why didn't toi feu your editor for not doing her job? They are supposed to fix your mistakes, not leave them there.
4) Honestly, do toi not realize the messages your sending out to young children? ou do toi just not care?
5) Why didn't toi just leave Jacob as a werewolf? toi announcing randomly that he was a shape shifter did not contribute anything to the story.
6)What does your therapist think of your delusions about love?

1.What were toi smoking when toi wrote this?
2.Why is Edward such a douche?
3.Why is Jacob a Pedo-Wolf?
4.Why do toi Wild animaux count as vegetables?
5.Why didn't Charlie get a restraining order against Edward after the Voltara mess?
6.Why did she let it become a movie?
7.Why did she montrer pat of midnight sun to Robert Patterson? (What the fuck was his name?)
8.Why didn't Bella get creeped out when Edward a dit that he watched her sleep?
9.Why did she make a manga of it?