I was sitting at accueil working on a few projects for school and I got a message from my friend Jamie on iPhone. She told me that there was an update for Homestuck and that I needed to check it out now. Now I wasn’t that into Homestuck but I decided to read it because Jamie kept bugging me about it and wanted someone to really read it with her.
Around this time it was close to a few weeks since the last update so this one might be big and good hopefully. I went to the MSPA website and found that the suivant page name is called [S] Cascade. This was going to be a flash update he is giving us. I clicked on the link to Cascade and when the page turned, the entire website paged turned completely black. I was confused for a seconde as to what was wrong with the page. I refreshed but the page was once again completely pitch black.
I had a feeling that maybe this was apart of the update so I went along with it as such. A chargement screen finally appeared and it was the regular sburb logo. However there was something different with it. As the chargement progressed, the logo’s bright green color grew darker and darker as small little red liquid slowly slid down from behind the logo and then in front of it. From the way the liquid looked like, I guess that it was blood. I didn’t think anything really bad at first but that maybe one of the characters was probably meant to die since Andrew Hussie was known for killing off his characters a lot in the comic.
When the chargement finished, it was a shot inside of a dark room with the comic’s main protagonist John Egbert standing in his bedroom like at the comics beginning. Only this time he looked sad for some reason. Not only that but he was crying to. This made me confused and a little worried. Why was John back in his room, why was he crying, why is it so dark? I just shrugged it off and saw the chat box under the image.
I clicked it and the chat showed that john said, “Please…make the pain stop…it… it’s coming out…”
The words made no sense until I clicked the Arrow button to the suivant page. There John was now on his knees holding his stomach tight and had a painful expression on while he continues to cry and he fidgeted a little. The text box this time shows John’s screams of pain and he kept repeating, “No! No! Please don’t come out…!” I was shocked par what I saw and was hesitant to click to the suivant page, but I had to see what would happen next.
I clicked the link and the image showed a sharp clawed hand breaking out of John’s back as he vomited blue blood. I jumped out of my siège from shock and looked at the horrific sight of the hand ripping out of his back. I clicked to the suivant page hoping this was just some prank hussie was pulling on us all. But this page showed that a body was crawling out of john’s back. It had horns on its head and one was claw like on the tip and the other curled down at a little Angel at the tip. It was Vriska… Viska was prying her way out of John’s body wearing nothing but her white fairy outfit and she was covered in her own blood.
On the suivant page, Vriska looked at the screen, her eyes with completely rust colored like Aradia’s blood and had a wicked smile montrer her blue blood colored teeth. In the text box it showed:
“YoU wIlL dIe LiKe ThE rEsT!” Vriska let out a blood churning scream as she came closer and closer to the screen.
The image started to look distorted and demonic like something toi would see from the pits of hell itself. I quickly closed the tab from the page and turned my computer off running into my lit and holding myself in a fetal position.
I texted Jamie asking her is she saw the update. She texted back freaking out about how amazing it was and telling a whole bunch of info that I knew nothing of. She didn’t see the update that I saw… I decided not to tell her ou anyone about it. From that point on I never looked at Homestuck again. A decision I wish I made before I saw that horrific update.
Around this time it was close to a few weeks since the last update so this one might be big and good hopefully. I went to the MSPA website and found that the suivant page name is called [S] Cascade. This was going to be a flash update he is giving us. I clicked on the link to Cascade and when the page turned, the entire website paged turned completely black. I was confused for a seconde as to what was wrong with the page. I refreshed but the page was once again completely pitch black.
I had a feeling that maybe this was apart of the update so I went along with it as such. A chargement screen finally appeared and it was the regular sburb logo. However there was something different with it. As the chargement progressed, the logo’s bright green color grew darker and darker as small little red liquid slowly slid down from behind the logo and then in front of it. From the way the liquid looked like, I guess that it was blood. I didn’t think anything really bad at first but that maybe one of the characters was probably meant to die since Andrew Hussie was known for killing off his characters a lot in the comic.
When the chargement finished, it was a shot inside of a dark room with the comic’s main protagonist John Egbert standing in his bedroom like at the comics beginning. Only this time he looked sad for some reason. Not only that but he was crying to. This made me confused and a little worried. Why was John back in his room, why was he crying, why is it so dark? I just shrugged it off and saw the chat box under the image.
I clicked it and the chat showed that john said, “Please…make the pain stop…it… it’s coming out…”
The words made no sense until I clicked the Arrow button to the suivant page. There John was now on his knees holding his stomach tight and had a painful expression on while he continues to cry and he fidgeted a little. The text box this time shows John’s screams of pain and he kept repeating, “No! No! Please don’t come out…!” I was shocked par what I saw and was hesitant to click to the suivant page, but I had to see what would happen next.
I clicked the link and the image showed a sharp clawed hand breaking out of John’s back as he vomited blue blood. I jumped out of my siège from shock and looked at the horrific sight of the hand ripping out of his back. I clicked to the suivant page hoping this was just some prank hussie was pulling on us all. But this page showed that a body was crawling out of john’s back. It had horns on its head and one was claw like on the tip and the other curled down at a little Angel at the tip. It was Vriska… Viska was prying her way out of John’s body wearing nothing but her white fairy outfit and she was covered in her own blood.
On the suivant page, Vriska looked at the screen, her eyes with completely rust colored like Aradia’s blood and had a wicked smile montrer her blue blood colored teeth. In the text box it showed:
“YoU wIlL dIe LiKe ThE rEsT!” Vriska let out a blood churning scream as she came closer and closer to the screen.
The image started to look distorted and demonic like something toi would see from the pits of hell itself. I quickly closed the tab from the page and turned my computer off running into my lit and holding myself in a fetal position.
I texted Jamie asking her is she saw the update. She texted back freaking out about how amazing it was and telling a whole bunch of info that I knew nothing of. She didn’t see the update that I saw… I decided not to tell her ou anyone about it. From that point on I never looked at Homestuck again. A decision I wish I made before I saw that horrific update.
*phone ringing*
49: yes?
Slender: we need toi and your Friends to help us
49: better than this dead end job, I'll be there soon
*beep*
49: ok Mr. Sonic, toi can not eat nor talk for 1 hour
Sonic.EXE: *shakes head*
49: do toi want the tooth
Sonic.EXE: !!!!!!!!!!!!
49: I take that as a no
Tails Doll: it would bring bad memories for him...
49: guys, we are going to Slenders!
96: *screeches*
49: shut-up! god how did I end up with these people!
Tails Doll: toi got hung over...
49: that explains it...
49: yes?
Slender: we need toi and your Friends to help us
49: better than this dead end job, I'll be there soon
*beep*
49: ok Mr. Sonic, toi can not eat nor talk for 1 hour
Sonic.EXE: *shakes head*
49: do toi want the tooth
Sonic.EXE: !!!!!!!!!!!!
49: I take that as a no
Tails Doll: it would bring bad memories for him...
49: guys, we are going to Slenders!
96: *screeches*
49: shut-up! god how did I end up with these people!
Tails Doll: toi got hung over...
49: that explains it...
*ding dong*
???: oh shi*!
*poof*
???: hello good sirs!
Slender: change back Jack, its us
EJ: Slender! *poof*
Jeff: *sinkers*
EJ: what?
Jeff: toi live with Laughing Jack!?
EJ: yes, why?
Jeff: *laughing hard*
Lucius: question... what I have heard about "Laughing Jack", how the hell did he get a mansion!?
Slender: I gave him 20000000$
Lucius: what made toi do that?
Slender: I killed his girlfriend and her family
All but Lucius: *back away slowly*
Lucius: 20000000$ is justified now .__.
???: oh shi*!
*poof*
???: hello good sirs!
Slender: change back Jack, its us
EJ: Slender! *poof*
Jeff: *sinkers*
EJ: what?
Jeff: toi live with Laughing Jack!?
EJ: yes, why?
Jeff: *laughing hard*
Lucius: question... what I have heard about "Laughing Jack", how the hell did he get a mansion!?
Slender: I gave him 20000000$
Lucius: what made toi do that?
Slender: I killed his girlfriend and her family
All but Lucius: *back away slowly*
Lucius: 20000000$ is justified now .__.
*meanwhile in the underworld*
Zalgo: *snickers*
Observer: whats so funny?!
Zalgo: oh, sorry... funny thing on the show
Observer: every one here?
All: yes sir!
Observer: go prepare yourselves for the suivant attack...
All: yes sir! *all walk away*
Zalgo: salut Observer!
Observer: what...
Zalgo: I got new guys!
Observer: what?
Zalgo: meet Mr. Widemouth
Mr.W: hi!
Zalgo: Lisa
Lisa: hey...
Zalgo: Targeter
Targeter: ...
Zalgo: and Pyris
Pyris: Why am I here again?
Zalgo: they will be are new commanders
Observer: ._.
Zalgo: *snickers*
Observer: whats so funny?!
Zalgo: oh, sorry... funny thing on the show
Observer: every one here?
All: yes sir!
Observer: go prepare yourselves for the suivant attack...
All: yes sir! *all walk away*
Zalgo: salut Observer!
Observer: what...
Zalgo: I got new guys!
Observer: what?
Zalgo: meet Mr. Widemouth
Mr.W: hi!
Zalgo: Lisa
Lisa: hey...
Zalgo: Targeter
Targeter: ...
Zalgo: and Pyris
Pyris: Why am I here again?
Zalgo: they will be are new commanders
Observer: ._.
Zalgo: finally, my jour off...
SL: SIRRRRRR!
Zalgo: WHAT?
SL: the grunts are having a fight again
Zalgo: then go take care of it
SL: how can I when toi only addressed only half of them of my rank!
Zalgo: its my jour off
SL: its your kingdom!
Zalgo: its still my jour off!
SL: ._.
Zalgo: ._.
SL :c
Zalgo: :c
SL: :P
Zalgo: :P
SL: :l
Zalgo: :l
SL: :[
Zalgo: :[
SL: :B
Zalgo: :B
SL: thats it, im going to play on my DiPod
Zalgo: finally...
Grunt: SIRRRRRR!
Zalgo: shi*
SL: SIRRRRRR!
Zalgo: WHAT?
SL: the grunts are having a fight again
Zalgo: then go take care of it
SL: how can I when toi only addressed only half of them of my rank!
Zalgo: its my jour off
SL: its your kingdom!
Zalgo: its still my jour off!
SL: ._.
Zalgo: ._.
SL :c
Zalgo: :c
SL: :P
Zalgo: :P
SL: :l
Zalgo: :l
SL: :[
Zalgo: :[
SL: :B
Zalgo: :B
SL: thats it, im going to play on my DiPod
Zalgo: finally...
Grunt: SIRRRRRR!
Zalgo: shi*
Me: hi guys im home!
Jeff rip offs: hi!
Jeff: *mph*
Me: what the hell is going on?!
Jeef: Jeff killed my brother
Jef: i have RED eyes
Jeffy: I have two knifes!
Jake: Im his step-brother!
Lucius: *drops cigarette*
*10 minuets later*
Me: did toi have to burn my house!?
Lucius: yes
Jeff: what the hell was that?
Lucius: your fan-base
Jeff: im screwed
Me: were the hell am I supposed to live!
Lucius: hey, just walk it off...
Me: I hate toi guys so much...
Jeff rip offs: hi!
Jeff: *mph*
Me: what the hell is going on?!
Jeef: Jeff killed my brother
Jef: i have RED eyes
Jeffy: I have two knifes!
Jake: Im his step-brother!
Lucius: *drops cigarette*
*10 minuets later*
Me: did toi have to burn my house!?
Lucius: yes
Jeff: what the hell was that?
Lucius: your fan-base
Jeff: im screwed
Me: were the hell am I supposed to live!
Lucius: hey, just walk it off...
Me: I hate toi guys so much...
Slender: *grabs Observer*
Observer: Firebrand!
Firebrand: yes sir! [i'm sorry my friends]
*floor catches on fire*
Observer: toi will burn and suffer!
Hoody: master! we have to get out of here!
Lucius: hey! someone actually makes since!
Slender: *drops Observer*
Toby: not again!
All: *runs out*
Rake: we have to get out of here!
Observer: *pulls out DiPhone* ZALGO! TELEPORT US OUT OF HERE!
Zalgo: huh? oh come on " how I met your mother" is on
Observer: ZALGO!
Zalgo: fine... *opens portal*
Observer: to the portal!
All: *goes through portal*
Observer: Firebrand!
Firebrand: yes sir! [i'm sorry my friends]
*floor catches on fire*
Observer: toi will burn and suffer!
Hoody: master! we have to get out of here!
Lucius: hey! someone actually makes since!
Slender: *drops Observer*
Toby: not again!
All: *runs out*
Rake: we have to get out of here!
Observer: *pulls out DiPhone* ZALGO! TELEPORT US OUT OF HERE!
Zalgo: huh? oh come on " how I met your mother" is on
Observer: ZALGO!
Zalgo: fine... *opens portal*
Observer: to the portal!
All: *goes through portal*