A couple years back, at the end of the day, I'd usually rush accueil from elementary school, sit myself down with a packet of fruit snacks and watch dessins animés until my father came accueil and served me dinner. There were several I really enjoyed. Spongebob Squarepants, Fairly Oddparents.....
....but my favori was always Phineas and Ferb, the Disney animated phenomenon that seemed to be captivating not only kids my age, but those in the nearby junior high and some parents as well. Those two junior gizmo-making machines and the unlikely animal spy were in a category all of it's own. If toi even just uttered the names 'Phineas' ou 'Ferb' in a aléatoire place, there was a good chance some kid would run up to you, beaming because he ou she knew what toi were talking about.
I cherished that cartoon, and even now I still occaissionally flip to family channel to catch an episode ou two. It was the idol of my childhood-no....it WAS my childhood.
But just a couple weeks ago, at a family potluck at my grandmother's house, my cousin told me something that flipped my childhood completely. That Phineas and Ferb had been based off a true tale, one of which was definitely NOT for kids.
Apparently, the outlandish creations in the Fletcher family's backyard were all merely figments of the imagination of a schizophrenic "Candace". They were all hallucinations of things that her brothers were clearly not doing; a jour in the sandbox appeared in Candace's eyes as a man-made beach. This is the reason why their mother never believes Candace in the end of the episode. Eventually, "Candace" became so frusterated that she commited suicide in her room. Where the platypus and the whole spy thing came from, I'm not sure, but I'm presuming it's just something to cover up the true story from those who have heard it.
....but my favori was always Phineas and Ferb, the Disney animated phenomenon that seemed to be captivating not only kids my age, but those in the nearby junior high and some parents as well. Those two junior gizmo-making machines and the unlikely animal spy were in a category all of it's own. If toi even just uttered the names 'Phineas' ou 'Ferb' in a aléatoire place, there was a good chance some kid would run up to you, beaming because he ou she knew what toi were talking about.
I cherished that cartoon, and even now I still occaissionally flip to family channel to catch an episode ou two. It was the idol of my childhood-no....it WAS my childhood.
But just a couple weeks ago, at a family potluck at my grandmother's house, my cousin told me something that flipped my childhood completely. That Phineas and Ferb had been based off a true tale, one of which was definitely NOT for kids.
Apparently, the outlandish creations in the Fletcher family's backyard were all merely figments of the imagination of a schizophrenic "Candace". They were all hallucinations of things that her brothers were clearly not doing; a jour in the sandbox appeared in Candace's eyes as a man-made beach. This is the reason why their mother never believes Candace in the end of the episode. Eventually, "Candace" became so frusterated that she commited suicide in her room. Where the platypus and the whole spy thing came from, I'm not sure, but I'm presuming it's just something to cover up the true story from those who have heard it.
Sonic.exe: ahhhhh!
Lucius: get back here hedgehog!
Observer: Slenderman? have toi seen my camera? Noah is Making a videoooooooo... Slenderman, may we talk?
Slender: what?
Observer: how long have toi been stalking this guy?
Slender: 2 months
Observer: 2 months? oh my Zalgo, why are toi the leader
Slender: because I don't play games on the job and make public appearances
Observer: shut your mouth!
Slender: how can I when i don't have one?
Observer: OK then, be quiet! do toi remember last time toi rarely stalked someone?
Ticci Toby: why does everybody make fun of me? *walks out crying*
Lucius: get back here hedgehog!
Observer: Slenderman? have toi seen my camera? Noah is Making a videoooooooo... Slenderman, may we talk?
Slender: what?
Observer: how long have toi been stalking this guy?
Slender: 2 months
Observer: 2 months? oh my Zalgo, why are toi the leader
Slender: because I don't play games on the job and make public appearances
Observer: shut your mouth!
Slender: how can I when i don't have one?
Observer: OK then, be quiet! do toi remember last time toi rarely stalked someone?
Ticci Toby: why does everybody make fun of me? *walks out crying*
one jour i was sleeping over at my Friends house ( this happened last Saturday/Sunday) so there was 5 boys and 5 girls ( if toi include me) and there where no parents, and we where all really hyper so, i heard something down in the basement and everybody was really loud so of coarse i screamed to get there attention a couple of min. later we are all in the basement i went to go look in the closet, and there standing in there was maskey and he a dit " cheesecake?" then he just walked out of the house saying bye and i'm like "WTF, just happened"
EJ: problem, how are we supposed to get there?
Masky: easy! *takes out phone*
SE: Hello toi have reached hell, please hold
Masky: Seed Eater! We need toi to make us a portal to the abandoned SCP facility!
SE: I'm sorry Masky but I work for Zalgo...
Masky: toi and I both know toi don't really agree with his ideals
SE: fine... But if Zalgo sends Rake then I blame you!
Masky: ok, we are in Maine
SE: a little plus specific
Masky: in a forest
SE: a little plus Masky...
Masky: near black pond
SE: will send it right away!
Zalgo: Seed Eater, have you've seen my glasses?
SE: will send it in a few minutes!
Masky: easy! *takes out phone*
SE: Hello toi have reached hell, please hold
Masky: Seed Eater! We need toi to make us a portal to the abandoned SCP facility!
SE: I'm sorry Masky but I work for Zalgo...
Masky: toi and I both know toi don't really agree with his ideals
SE: fine... But if Zalgo sends Rake then I blame you!
Masky: ok, we are in Maine
SE: a little plus specific
Masky: in a forest
SE: a little plus Masky...
Masky: near black pond
SE: will send it right away!
Zalgo: Seed Eater, have you've seen my glasses?
SE: will send it in a few minutes!
PL: lord Zalgo Demands we strike the proxys on the run... We déplacer once the purge starts
Purger: yes sir!
*meanwhile*
Masky: man... I'm running out of pills
Hoody: we will get toi some bro
EJ: the Purge will start in a few Hours... What should we do?
Jeff: they have no business with us
Johnny: they work for Zalgo...
Jeff: Fuc*
Masky: ... Aha!
All: what?
Masky: the abandoned SCP building!
EJ: it's stupid and crazy but what other choice do we have
Johnny: being killed?
Jeff: worst choice ever
Purger: yes sir!
*meanwhile*
Masky: man... I'm running out of pills
Hoody: we will get toi some bro
EJ: the Purge will start in a few Hours... What should we do?
Jeff: they have no business with us
Johnny: they work for Zalgo...
Jeff: Fuc*
Masky: ... Aha!
All: what?
Masky: the abandoned SCP building!
EJ: it's stupid and crazy but what other choice do we have
Johnny: being killed?
Jeff: worst choice ever
Zalgo: where the hell is ShadowLurker!? I need my anger pills!
SL: i'm home!
Zalgo; WHERE THE HELL HAVE toi BEEN!?
SL: i'm sorry i'm late sir, but on the way I saw some killers that where not with Slender!
Zalgo: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE!?
SL: sir, take your pills
Zalgo: *takes pills*
SL: feel better?
Zalgo: yes... what are these killer's names?
SL: Jacky and Itzy
Zalgo: go get them...
SL: yes sir *teleports*
Zalgo: *sighs*
*ring ring*
Zalgo: *pulls out DiPhone* yes?
Observer: we got BEN
RED: when do we get to kill him!
Observer: we are not killing him! Zalgo get over here before he starts to chew the rocks in this cave
Zalgo: i'll be right there
SL: i'm home!
Zalgo; WHERE THE HELL HAVE toi BEEN!?
SL: i'm sorry i'm late sir, but on the way I saw some killers that where not with Slender!
Zalgo: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE!?
SL: sir, take your pills
Zalgo: *takes pills*
SL: feel better?
Zalgo: yes... what are these killer's names?
SL: Jacky and Itzy
Zalgo: go get them...
SL: yes sir *teleports*
Zalgo: *sighs*
*ring ring*
Zalgo: *pulls out DiPhone* yes?
Observer: we got BEN
RED: when do we get to kill him!
Observer: we are not killing him! Zalgo get over here before he starts to chew the rocks in this cave
Zalgo: i'll be right there
*2 weeks later*
Slender: breakfast is ready!
Johnny: awesome!... just because toi don't trust me doesn't mean toi have to stalk me...
Hoody: I'm not stalking you...
Johnny: bullshi*
Lucius: how the hell did toi learn how to cook?
Slender: I had a daughter...
Lucius: cool
Porter: I wonder what Zalgo is doing...
*swoosh*
Zalgo: ...
Lisa: ...
Zalgo: FUC-
*swoosh*
Masky: we are clearly out numbered... so we must devise a plan
Lucius: well... we should gather people that are not apart of Zalgo's Army ou supporters of it
Johhny: and if toi let me go I could get my guys to help you...
All but Lucius: NO!
Lucius: do we have a choice?
All but Lucius: NO...
Slender: breakfast is ready!
Johnny: awesome!... just because toi don't trust me doesn't mean toi have to stalk me...
Hoody: I'm not stalking you...
Johnny: bullshi*
Lucius: how the hell did toi learn how to cook?
Slender: I had a daughter...
Lucius: cool
Porter: I wonder what Zalgo is doing...
*swoosh*
Zalgo: ...
Lisa: ...
Zalgo: FUC-
*swoosh*
Masky: we are clearly out numbered... so we must devise a plan
Lucius: well... we should gather people that are not apart of Zalgo's Army ou supporters of it
Johhny: and if toi let me go I could get my guys to help you...
All but Lucius: NO!
Lucius: do we have a choice?
All but Lucius: NO...