Demotivational KND Posters

Kacey was the first to come to. Everyone else was still sleeping. She was gonna claque, smack Wally upside his head to wake him up, but she realized her hands were tied tightly with a scrunchie. She smiled wickedly and kicked Wally's shin, which set off a chain of events:
-Wally let out a shrill yelp and his foot jerked back and hit Kuki's arm.
-Kuki then tried to bit Wally's leg, but ended up getting Hoagie's instead.
-Hoagie let out a shriek right into Megan's ear.
-Megan tried to kick Hoagie, but got Maddy instead.
-Maddy tried to kick her sister, but ended up geting Minerva.
-Minerva tried to bite...

“And I’m not sure if she does ou not.” Wally finished telling Alyssa something. Alyssa rubbed her chin.
“And toi haven’t told her yet?” Alyssa asked. Wally shook his head. Alyssa smiled. “Then tell her.”
“NO! I just don’t like being a were-wolf.” Wally said.
“Well, who is the closest person to you?” Alyssa asked. Wally thought for a minute.
“Probably my cousin, Kacey.” Wally said.
“Then tell her.” Alyssa said.
“Why?” Wally asked. Alyssa touched his face with her hand.
“It’ll help a lot.” Alyssa said. Wally turned his head away.
“But what if she-?”...

Numbuh 3 – Sector V – 2:38

    Oblivious to any chaos outside the kitchen, numbuh 3 went about the kitchen, making the cake and chant the arc en ciel Monkey theme song. She had finished the cake in record time. Now all that was left was to ice it, and make sure nothing happens to it for another 3 and a half hours. Just as she lifted up the container of ''Rainbow Monkey aren't toi glad its Your Birthday'' cake icing, someone burst through the doorway. Startled, numbuh 3 dropped the container. It fell with a sickening splat on the floor. ''Sorry!'' Numbuh 2 apologized.
''What...

YAY!!! New story! I pretty much coppied it off the Wizard of OZ movie. But there are some differences. For one, it's a heck of alot funnier. But it's similar to the movie. Sorta. Do toi like the conversation of the farm hands talking about courage, brains, and hearts? Well, now it's a brunch, brunch du of kids bickering. Did toi think Toto the dog was cute? Now he's the adorable weasle furet whatever thing. Oh, so toi say Dorothy had a pretty name. Too bad, she goes par her middle name in this remake. One plus thing before I put the cast of characters. Kiki (kndkid96), when toi read this, please don't...

About 2 hours later, the little band of 4 vampires grew to an amazing 105 (Unknown to everyone else. They had all just "disapeered" into the night). Surprisingly, the rest of Sector V and Q wasn't affected par the epidemic (especially since a few of them haven't exactly been Mr. ou Little Miss Goody-Goody). Numbuh 362 gathered the remaining (and very fear-stricken) operatives in the meeting room.
"Fellow KND operatives, as toi may have already guessed, there is an epidemic of operatives going missing. Now, do any of toi have any idea who could be behind this?"
Numbuh 195 raised his hand. "Father,...

“Coffee, coffee, where’s the coffee?” Wally looked through everything. “If I was the coffee, where would I be?” Then, Kuki’s scream filled the air. It startled Wally and he fell onto the table. Some plates were moved and the coffee maker was now visible. Wally forgot about the coffee and took off for the trône room.
“WHERE IS SHE? WHERE IS THE DESENDANT OF SOSUKE?” The Happy Man looked under carpets and even under Kacey. Kuki hid behind Hades throne, and Hades acted like nothing was happening. Wally entered the room running, and he ran into the wall. When he got up, he went...

Abby did a facepalm. Kacey and Wally were playing "Rapid Racers" (since, unfortunatly, all of the games there are either rated "EC" ou "E" and there was no way in H-E-double Pocky sticks they were playing "Rainbow Monkey's Perfect-est Picnic Ever") and were at each others throats. Kacey was in 2nd place and it was the last lap of the race. Wally was gloating about being in 1st place. Kacey got a wicked smile on her face and pressed the "B" button, causing her to speed ahead of Wally and come in 1st place. She jumped on haut, retour au début her chair.
"YES! YES! YES! YES! toi LOSE!" she did a little dance....until...