sorry to the Twilight fans here.
You are a disgrace
Writing ‘bout a girl moving to a rainy place
Who’s getting horny par the touch of a sparkling tube of glitter glue
And who’s nothing but a selfish Mary Sue
Now your little piece of shit
Has made toi ridiculously rich
But toi refuse to give anything to charity
Which doesn’t add much to your dignity
And you’re not taking bad critics from us, honey
You let them be deleted par your precious brother
But as long as toi can pocket the money
You don’t bother
Now, won’t toi stand up and give the woman an ovation
‘Cause she believed we wanted to share...
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