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posted by xxxxsammyxxxx
Clark: toi were drinking, right?
Lois: Those days are over. No plus alcohol. And that includes cough syrup and rhum cakes.

Clark: Lois, what are toi doing here?
Lois: I could ask toi the same question, but it seems fairly obvious, hef.

Clark: [To Geoff] I’m sorry. She’s under a lot of stress lately.
Lois: No. Stress is when you’re stuck in traffic ou toi have a midterm for a class you’ve never been to. I’m out on bail and looking to be locked up for manslaughter.

Geoff: I can’t tell toi how to pick your friends, Clark, but that chick seems like trouble.
Clark: I’m starting to figure that...
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posted by xxxxsammyxxxx
Lois: You’ve just been hit par lightning, you’re stark naked, and, uh, toi don’t even remember your own name. toi have a fairly loose definition of “fine.”

Lois: [Still holding onto Clark's arm, she walks him down the hall.] Do toi know how many people are struck par lightning every year? Hardly any. toi know how many survive? Even less. And the number who get picked up par Lost drivers? Zero. So far, you’re three for three, so how about a little less complaining and a little plus vers l'avant, vers l’avant motion.

Clark: toi talk a lot.
Lois: Well, I’m just not very comfortable with uncomfortable silence,...
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My first ever clois fic and this is an AU taking place after season 8's episode "Bride". I would REALLY like some feedback!! thanks!! :)<3


Chapter 1: The Lois Factor


She crawled into lit as tears rolled down her cheeks. She just lay there choking back sobs; feeling paralyzed as memories of that jour came rushing back to her with a whirlwind of heartbreak. Her cover had been blown, she could no longer pretend she didn’t have feelings for the dorky farm boy when all she wanted to do was run her hands through his thick dark hair and Kiss him. Her hands gripped her blanket tight as she thought...
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wow if you've read up to here I'd like to say THANK YOU! :) hehe it means a lot to me! this is the longest chapter so far I know its still not that long but whatever thats how I roll ;) BUT I think it might just be the best...but how would I know? ;) and I feel the need to remind toi all that FEEDBACK = l’amour AND A VERY HAPPY CHELSEA! :D<33 if toi want more, comment!!



Chapter 3: Make a Wish

Clark was lying on the canapé taking a quick nap when his phone rang. He checked the caller ID and it read "Chloe".
"Clark how many times do I have to call to remind you!?" Her voice sounding irritated on...
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The seconde chapter! thank toi for actually lire this hah I know there are SUCH amazing fics out there but I thought I would just have fun and give it a shot, and once again feedback = LOVE! :D<33



Chapter 2: Post-Seduction Heartbreak

By the time she got back to the Talon it was well past 11 so she assumed her cousin would be fast asleep. She didn’t want to have to face her after all that’s gone on today; after all she does have a way of finding things out so she didn’t want to risk it. She quietly opened the door and crept into the apartment. To her dismay her cousin was sitting on...
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posted by xxxxsammyxxxx
Lois: Actually, I kind of… hit him.
Clark: toi hit him? With your car?
Lois: [Sarcastic] No, with my fist.

Chloe: She’s bringing accueil strays now, huh? [Chloe gets back to her feet] How is the new tenant?
Clark: Lois? Well, she, uh, re-recorded our answering machine, uses all the hot water, oh, and she took over my bedroom. She’s doing great.

Clark: Just playing with Skippy here.
Lois: We’re not gonna call him Skippy.
Clark: Okay, Lois, what would toi like to call him?
Lois: Let’s see. He’s annoying, and I can’t seem to get within ten feet of him without getting sick… I think we should...
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posted by xxxxsammyxxxx
Clark: Lois, what’s going on?
Lois: What do toi mean?
Clark: toi made us breakfast, you’re offering to do chores. toi want something.
Lois: No. It’s called being nice.
Clark: Yeah, well, if toi were any nicer, we’d starve.

Lois: Um… meet my sister Lucy. She was kind of hoping she could crash here for a couple days.
Lucy: I know it’s last minute, but I had this school break, and I’m willing to sleep in the barn.
Clark: No, that’s okay. Lois can sleep in the barn.

Clark: So, Lucy, Lois has told us absolutely nothing about you.
Lucy: Well there’s not much to tell.
Lois: Oh, please. Let...
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posted by xxxxsammyxxxx
#4.08 Spell

Clark: Hey, Lois. What are toi doing here? Why aren’t toi at school?
Lois: We’re having a surprise party for Chloe’s 18th birthday in your barn, remember?
Clark: No. I remember telling toi toi couldn’t have it here.
Lois: [Handing the box to Clark] Too late now. Everyone’s already been invited, and toi really don’t want it getting back to Chloe that toi rained on her shindig. That would hurt her feelings.
Clark: [Incredulous] What?
Lois: Then I’d have to hurt you.
Clark: Listen, Lois, I don’t want–
Lois: Can toi give me a hand with these? I have to get the wheels back...
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posted by Crazy-Chica
Heyy Smallville fans! Im would like to tell toi all why Clois is the best couple. Im sorry if this soapbox article offends some people but
Chlark and Clana, are not meant to be, and yes I DO have proof.

Clana kept on breaking up and it was mostly
Clarks fault, for not telling Lana his secret. So basically they are NOT meant to be cuz he couldnt trust her with his secret. It was just 7th season when he told her. So even though he didnt tell Lois yet they are totally meant to be.

Chloe and Clark arent meant to be either. They are ONLY FRIENDS!! Sorry but that is ALL they will EVER be!

Clois has had many moments where it shows that they are meant to be together.

Thanks for reading!
~Crazy-Chica~
Clois forever! <333
posted by xxxxsammyxxxx
Martha: [To Clark] So, this is your little secret. You’re taking her to the Prom, aren’t you?
Clark: [He snorts] Lois?
Lois: Mrs. Kent, a lot of things are possible in this world, but there will be a man on Mars before Clark and I go to Prom together.
Martha: So what, toi two just get together and mack, but keep it on the down-low in public?
Clark: [Embarrassed] Mom!
Lois: I don’t mean to be rude, Mrs. Kent, but, uh, did toi crack open the cooking sherry?
Martha: Of course not! I’m just super-pumped about Prom.

Lois: [Smiling] How do I look?
Clark: [Unsure] Looks like you’re going to the...
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#4.21 Forever

Lois: I’m impressed, Smallville. Of all the seniors skipping the last jour of school, I didn’t expect to see you.
Clark: I’m on lunch break.
Lois: Right, right. Because why would toi do anything like any other normal teenager in America?

Lois: How cliche, an abandoned warehouse.
Clark: toi know maybe there’s another way in around the corner. Why don’t toi go check? I’ll see if I can find a key for this lock.
Lois: [Doubtful] Keys? Well, I highly doubt they’re under the welcome mat, but, uh, toi knock yourself out.

#4.22 Commencement

Lois: Nightmare? So that’s what all this...
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so i wrote it and i thought i might as well post it here too since i posté the others, why the hell not right? ;) anyways we know i l’amour feedback, even though i dont get any lmao! hope toi like it ! :D

Chapter 4: Truth Be Told

2 months later.

It was one of the Planet’s busiest work days and the bullpen was full of people rushing to finish their reports before the deadline, everyone that is, but Clark. He sat at his bureau moving back and forth with his chair as he watched Lois deeply focused with her work. The concept of deadlines and reports meant nothing to him as he was sitting across from...
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posted by xxxxsammyxxxx
Chloe: Well, not so much. He has amnesia, and he’s having a hard time—
Lois: Again?
Clark: What do toi mean again?
Lois: Well, at least this time toi got clothes on.

Lois: Yeah, just leave Mr. Memory Reboot to me. I’m getting to be a pro at this. [To Clark] But toi know what? You’re gonna have to put up with PB and J because that’s the extent of my culinary skills.

Lois: Looks like one plus thing toi don’t remember. toi usually hide all those emotions. I came to ask if toi were doing okay. But it looks like I got my answer.
Clark: My life is a complete void. How would toi feel?
Lois: Oh,...
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posted by xxxxsammyxxxx
Clark: That wouldn’t be the reason. Thanks, I don’t really consider myself a geek.
Lois: So… what do toi see yourself as?
Clark: I don’t know. An outsider, I guess.
Lois: [She laughs.] That’s a recipe for wedgies if I’ve ever heard one.

Sam: Not to worry, though. I’m sure that Clark will be happy to montrer toi around.
Clark & Lois: [Worried.] Around where?
Sam: Bright and early tomorrow morning. [He turns back to them.] toi start Smallville High.

Clark: Hey, hey! The last time I checked, toi were missing a few prerequisites for being in here.
Lois: [Smug.] So toi have been checking...
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posted by xxxxsammyxxxx
Lois: Okay, Commando, I don’t get you. Half the time, you’re all meek “Yes, Ma” and “Yes, Pa”, and the other half, toi are the most overconfident guy I’ve ever met.
Clark: It doesn’t happen to toi much, does it? Not being able to peg someone right away?
Lois: Oh, get over yourself. toi are not that complicated.

Lois: Nothing like a little North par Northwest action to get the blood pumping, huh?
Clark: [Embarrassed.] Um… we usually take turns in the bathroom.
Lois: Oh, don’t start with me, Smallville. You’re the one taking the marathon shower. [Pulling a brush through her hair.]...
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1. B/c she went to Smallville to look for him (Crusade)
2. B/c she had a hard time just looking at his face (Crusade)
3. B/c she has a soft spot for stray chiens and naked guys (Crusade)
4. B/c "give [her] a nerd with glasses anyday" (Crusade)
5. B/c she's not alone anymore (Crusade)
6. B/c he invited her to stay on the farm with him (Crusade)
7. B/c he only remember her and flying (Crusade)
8. B/c she thinks his mom's cool (Crusade)
9. B/c she calls him Smallville
10. B/c he was impressed par her kung fu fighting skills (Gone)
11. B/c he checked out her legs (Gone)
12. B/c they just douche together (Gone)...
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