salut I'm Reese's! I'm fat but I don't care! What? toi see that cute black lab over there? Don't mind him, he has no brains. He's stupid
(Me: Reese's! Be nice!)
Okay, okay. He has nothing in his head.
*flicks tail* What? toi think I'm joking? I'm not. Okay, today I had no brains. I went into the bathroom away from that stupid dog...
(don't mind Reese's, she doesn't like dogs. No offense to the dog amoureux out there!!)
*rolls eyes* Anyways, I thought a nice towel-made hole would be nice to climb in and be comfy for a cat-nap. No, it was too small for me. Now, my head and my shoulders were stuck for a bit. toi see that human over there? Yeah she's my human. Yeah, she started LAUGHING. Now, I'm her cute little baby girl! No, today I had to be the stupid one and climb into a small hole. I got out and my human told me to go back in. I did. Then after three four times, I decided the hole was too small. I ran out of the bathroom and hid my face.
(This is true! ALL TRUE!! *laughs*)