What's ya fav Jack Sparrow quote?

Ever Word He Says!

Murtogg: This dock is off-limits to civilians.
Jack Sparrow: I'm terribly sorry, I didn't know. If I see one, I shall inform toi immediately.

Guard: Are toi the real Jack Sparrow?
Captain Jack Sparrow: There should be a Captain in there somewhere.

[to Pintel and Ragetti] Guard the boat, mind the tide... don't touch my dirt.

Jack Sparrow: Elizabeth!
[Turns to Gibbs]
Jack Sparrow: Hide the rum.

Jack Sparrow: No one. He's no one. Distant cousin of my Aunt's nephew twice removed. Lovely chant voice. Eunuch.

Jack Sparrow: But why is the rhum gone?

Friends... This is the jour that toi will ALWAYS remember as the jour that you... (He trip and falls back, Splash of water in seconde movie...)

Well I l’amour all those that toi a dit <3 In fact I think I l’amour every single word that comes out of Captain Jack Sparrow's mouth yay :)
And I especially liked it when he a dit : "Elizabeth...Hide the rum"
Hehe he is THE BEST <3

Jack Sparrow:This is the jour toi almost caught Caption Jack Sparrow!! *falls in water*

Jack Sparrow:I got a jar of dirt i got a jar of dirt and guess whats inside it?

Jack Sparrow:Why is the rhum always gone? *gets up and tilts to the left* Oh that's way!

Jack Sparrow:The Black Pearl is in a Bottle? why is the Black Pearl in a Bottle?
Mr. Gibbs:I don't know Caption?
Jack Sparrow:Have any idea to get her out???
Mr. Gibbs:No Caption!
Jack Sparrow:Wait! i think i know what we'll need is a goat and someone to do this! *wiggles fingers*
Mr. Gibbs:I know someone with a goat
Jack Sparrow:Good then i can do this *wiggles fingers*




Caption Jack Sparrow ROCKS

Jack Sparrow: Scarlet.
[She slaps him]
Jack Sparrow: I'm not sure I deserved that.
[a blond woman approaches]
Jack Sparrow: Giselle.
Giselle: Who was she?
Jack Sparrow: What?
[She slaps him]
Jack Sparrow: I may have deserved that.

Jack Sparrow: [Wakes up and sees Elizabeth burning the rum] No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are toi doing? toi burned all the food, the shade... the rum!
Elizabeth: Yes, the rhum is gone.
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rhum gone?

Jack Sparrow: Parleley, parlelellyleloooo, par le nee, partner, par... snip, parsley...
Ragetti: Parley?
Jack Sparrow: That's the one. Parley. Parley.
Pintel: Parley? Damn to the depths whatever man what thought of "Parley".
Jack Sparrow: That would be the French.

Jack Sparrow: [Jack runs up to the edge of the balcony and turns to everybody] Friends! This is the jour that toi will always remember as the jour that...
[Falls off balcony]

Jack Sparrow: [after searching the shattered jar of dirt for Davy Jones' heart] Where is it? Where is the thump-thump?

Elizabeth Swann: I'm here to find the man I love.
Jack Sparrow: [startled] I'm deeply flattered, son, but my first and only l’amour is the sea.
Elizabeth Swann: Meaning William Turner, Captain Sparrow.
Jack Sparrow: [turning around] Elizabeth!
[to Gibbs]
Jack Sparrow: Hide the rum.

This is the jour toi almost- *wave crashes on him*...Cap'n Jack Sparrow.

From Dead Man's Chest.

i like
Jack Sparrow: [to Weatherby Swann] I think we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically.
Jack Sparrow: I want toi to know that I was rooting for you. Know that.
[to Commodore Norrington]
Jack Sparrow: Elizabeth... it would never have worked between us darling. I'm sorry... Will... nice hat. Friends... This is the jour that toi will ALWAYS remember as the jour that you...
[backs up and trips over ledge]
and:
Mr. Gibbs: Then, on the fourth day, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed 'em together and made a raft.
Will Turner: He roped a couple of sea turtles.
Mr. Gibbs: Aye. Sea turtles.
Will Turner: What did he use for rope?
Jack Sparrow: [from beside them] Human hair.
[pause]
Jack Sparrow: From my back.
and:
Will Turner: toi cheated.
Jack Sparrow: Pirate.
and:
Jack Sparrow: The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do. For instance, toi can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man ou toi can't. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you'll have to square with that some day. And me, for example, I can let toi drown, but I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all par me onesies, savvy? So, can toi sail under the command of a pirate, ou can toi not?
but actually i l’amour everything he says :D
<3

i think this is from the thrid ou seconde movie but its with norrington and he wants to b apart of jacks crew when liz shows up par the ship with norrigton and hes says something along the lines of "im sorry if u cant remember every descushion that uve had" and jack says " toi smell funny"

There are so many, but I'll go with one that I have yet to see listed.
From the first movie.
"There will simply be no living with her after this."
When Jack sees ships coming to the island that Barbossa marooned him and Elizabeth on after Elizabeth tells him that ships will be coming to their rescue because of the smoke signal she made.

all of them

"dadada.... and really bad eggs drink up me hearties yo ho!"

Jack: Take wht toi can!
Gibbs: Give nothing back!

"I got a jar of dirt ... I got a jar of dirt ... and guess what's inside it"

Jack: "Dirt? This is a jar of dirt..."
Tia: "Yes."
Jack: Is this jar of dirt going to helpful?"
Tia: "If toi don't want it, give it back."
Jack: "No..."
Tia: "Then it helps..."

Jack: Mr. Gibbs, toi may throw my hat if toi like.
Gibbs: Aye aye, Captain! [throws hat] Hooray!
Jack: Now go and get it.

Commador Norrington: toi have got to be the worst pirate i've ever heard of.

Captain jack sparrow:(cockily)yes...but toi have heard of me.

"Did anyone come to rescue me just because he missed me?" (Monkey raises its hand):D

"Who saw that? Who didn't? Cause i won't be doing it again"

"Where's the monkey? I need to shoot something"

elizabeth: I'm sorry jack but this couldn't have worked between us
jack:keep telling it to yourself darling

barbosa: i see my ship (points at the black pearl)
jack: i can't see it! it must be a tiny thing behind the black pearl

"You're mad!"
"If I wasn't this would probably never work"

"Savvy?" MDR I laugh every time he says that. My FAVOURITE character in potc!! hes just so funny.

I l’amour every Letter, that comes out of his mounth, but i'm in l’amour with this sentence: "Elizabeth?[turns to Gibbs] Hide the rum, toi know these clothes do not flatter toi at all. It should be a dress ou nothing. I happen to have nothing in my cabin"

Elizabeth:I have come to find the man I love.
Jack: I am deeply flattered son, but my first and only l’amour is the sea....
[turns arould to see Liz dressed as a cabine boy]
Jack: Oh, Elizabeth! toi know those clothes do no flater toi at all. It should either be a dress ou nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin.

[Jack to Norrington] toi smell funny.

Jack: My peanut.

[mouths to Will] Don't do anything stupid!
Will: Elizabeth goes free!
[Jack keeeps pointing to himself]
Will: And the crew!
[Jack whispering] Like that.

[Jack and Will sword fighting]
Jack: toi need to find yourself a girl, mate.
[10 secondes later]
Jack: ou prehaps the reason why toi practice 4 hours a jour is because you've already found one. And your incapeable of WHOOING a dit strumpet. You're not a eunech are you??

Jack: Why is the rhum gone?!?!

Jack: No, par all means 'Kill the Welp'.

Jack: We will need a crossbow, an houeglass, 3 goats, one of us must learn to play the trumpet, wile the other one goes like this-*wiggles fingers*
Gibbs: I know a man with a goat!
Jack: Good. I can go like this. *wiggles fingers*

Well, yes mate. See, I’m dishonest. And a dishonest man toi can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It’s the honest ones toi need to watch out for, because toi never know when they’re going to do something incredibly… stupid

I like the line he says to the young officer on the DAUNTLESS in the first movie. "Son, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow, saavy?" I also like "I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt!" and "Quit blowing holes in my ship!"

Well I cant give toi ONE, there is no ONE quote, (oh something toi should know about me, I quote EVERYTHING, any time possible I will, if everyone had seen all the films I have, I would be hilariouse, :)
Here are a few of my haut, retour au début haut, retour au début haut, retour au début favs that I use alot (not in any speical order jus what I think of:)
1. But why is the rhum gone?
2. Oy, poisson mates, loose something? I gotta jar o' dirt, I gotta jar o' dirt, and guess whats inside it!?
3. Why is the rhum always gone? Oh, thats why
4. Savy
5. Oy, if I jump, will I servive?
6. Up is down, well thats just mediling the unhelpful!why are these things never clear?
7.Oy! My pistle!
8. Tiky Wiki, Lon Say say tinny winsi. Snip snip. :)
9. Alas my children! this is the jour (SPLASH!) Captain Jack Sparrow.
10. Gentlemen I wash my hands of this weirdness.
11. But why sir, why would he do that? Because hes a unik isnt he?
ok Ill stop there, sorry I went on a long time, I l’amour those movies! But all of those where Capt'n Jack talking, some were, where he was muttering, and its hard to understand but I l’amour them,(meaning if toi dont reconize some it ok, :)

Barbossa: toi told the truth!
Jack: I do that quite a lot. People are always surprised.
He does. Just look at this:

Jack: "No lies? Well then, I confess. I intend to commandeer a ship, get a crew from Tortuga and pillage and plunder to my rotten guts out."

Barbossa can't figure him out, says he's unpredictable.

Jack: "Me? I'm dishonest. And toi can always trust a dishonest person to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones toi have to watch out for because you'll never know when they do something incredibly... stupid.

JACK:"What's the point in having a key if we don't first have the thing that the key opens.Therefore,the thing that the key unlocks,which we don't have,would be perfectly unhelpful without first having the key?
GIBBS:So,we're heading out to find the key?
JACK:you're not making any sense at all,mate.

Third movie, after shooting the Jack Sparrow clone...

"...my peanut!"

Jack: "You lied to me par telling me the truth? That's very good, may I use that?"
Angelica: "I'm sure toi will anyway"
Jack: "Mmmm... Of course I will"