#1: Hines: Now listen, I'm just bored as toi are.. But we're gonna all listen as this dork finishes his little useless yackedy yack yack.
#2: Hines: WHAT!? IN THE NAME OF GOD!? JUST HAPPENED!? Yomanshi: I don't think they were fooled coach. Hines: Is that what toi THINK Yomanshi!? Maybe that's because toi decided to start standing in open territory!
#3: Hines: STOP IT! ou I WILL SET toi ON FIRE!!
#4: Hines: I swear to god in heaven I will turn your eyes into scrambled eggs.. DON'T ASK ME HOW!!
#5: Hines: Out there.. Is our enemy.. The norwood, academy for deranged boys... And they.. Would like nothing...
#1: (live audience scene): Peele: What I often do.. I take note of things my girl dose wrong, and call her on it at the right times. Key: (pretending to be the girl) Jordon, why'd toi leave the toilet siège up? Peele: chienne WHY WAS toi LATE LAST NIGHT, AND I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING!?
#2: (live audience scene): Girl in audience: (laughing too hard) Key: Ma'am... Breath.
#3: Key: (texting angrily) do toi even WANT to hang out!? Peele: (texting calmly) Like I said...
Now here is the real R Rated animated Batman movie. Unlike The Killing Joke, which was a good movie but was utter shit in the first thirty minutes, Gotham par Gaslight is pretty decent all over. Taking place in an alternate timeline where Gotham is a Victorian Londres city, Batman must stop Jack the Ripper as he walks the streets of Gotham, killing women. With a plot like this, toi would think they'd just use The Joker again, like they always do. But instead, they resort to using a character toi would never expect. I won't say who, but I was pretty surprised,...
Grand Theft Auto has become one of the best selling games ever made, selling literally millions of copies and plus than games like Modern Warfare, Skyrim, Ocarina of Time, and even getting one up over Super Mario Bros. It just goes to montrer that children really do give plus of a shit about GTA than Nintendo’s icon. But we’re not here to talk about GTA…. okay, we are, but not positively. We’re here to talk about the most hated characters in the game. Yeah, being in the criminal Underworld for five games and eight other ones with no numbers in it, you're bound to run into at least one...
#1: Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill toi both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell toi all the cool shit I want for Christmas. Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood. Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?
#2: Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o. [gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship] Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?
#3: Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill toi both, slice toi open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers! Elliot Salem: I mean...
It was a cold, dark, rainy afternoon. Perfect for the mood everyone was in.
Everyone was gathered around a gravestone. On it read...
"Kate Mcreary - 1980 to 2008"
But nothing else was written against the grave, no commentaire like toi would see on many gravestones. It just a dit her name and the dates. Nothing to interesting.
"I never thought this would happen... I never fucking thought it... Kate.. sweet, innocent Katie... She didn't diserve it.. She never hurt anyone!... She didn't do nothing to nobody. It was us McReary men who were the sinners. We're paying for that ourselves,...
1: Clay: Johnny ain't gonna be cool if your messing with her again. Trevor: Oh really, let's ask him. (lifts foot) salut cowboy? toi mind that I fucked your old lady? Oh, what's that, toi DON'T mind.. Wha- because your a dead man!? And the only scented part of toi left is this little piece of brain! And the grizzle on the end of my boot! WELL THANK toi VERY MUCH COWBOYYY! Terry: BULLSHIT! Trevor: Oh I LIKE IT, denial! That's the first part of the grieving process brothers. Now let's all hold hands. Clay: THIS BETTER BE BULLSHIT! (they all ride off) Trevor: Oh, where toi guys going!? LET'S GO LADIES!...
#1: "It's one if toi want to drop a plastic cup.. 'sorry man, I'll clean that up'. But if toi drop a glass bière bottle.. toi pretty much just fucked up the whole party!"
#2: "Don't be that guy... Example one.. Your at the library, probably studying.. All of a sudden... Here comes that loud phone guy.. Guy literary, enters the room like, "HAWHAWHAWHAW!!.. YEAH BRO!.. RAGING FACE!.. ME AND DALE!!"
#3: "There are always a way to know people are on steroids.. For instance if front body is like the Hulk but the legs are like friggin SpongeBob.. Their probably on steroids!... ou there's also the fact...
#10: Goku: Gohan. Get to the ship. If Puccalo dies. This would of been all for nothing.. Gohan: Wow. This is Serprisingly thought out for you. Goku: (sternly) Gohan.. Where should toi be wait now? Gohan: ... This shi- Goku: THE SHIP!!
#9: Reditiz: (explaining what Goku is) Goku: .. What? Reditiz: Plus I am your brother Goku: What? Reditiz: You.. Fell on your head as a baby didn't you? Goku: ... What?
#8: Piccolo: We're here to stop the senseless slaughter of these people. Frieza: 92.. Piccolo: This has gone on for too long. And now toi must suffer. Frieza: 355.. Piccolo: And we're the ones who will stop...
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling* Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house* Master Sword: Today is the first jour of Summer, and- Tom: Hold it! Audience: *Laughing* Tom: Today is not the first jour of Summer. That will happen this Sunday. Master Sword: Oh. Right. Audience: *Laughing* Tom: Today's crossover parody, Mean Equestria Girls. Audience: *Laughing* Master Sword: Twilight gets called a slut, even though Rarity is the slut. Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling* Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house* Tom: Hello everypony. Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.
Then, it started raining.
Audience: *Laughing* Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me. Audience: *Laughing* Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening. Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is. Tom: Why? Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance...
You already know this, but bare with me. Percy fixes tracks on the Union Pacific. He usually works with his best friend Jeff, but today that would change.
Percy: *walks along station* Pete: Percy, I have some bad news. Percy: What is it? Pete: Jeff isn't feeling well, and took the jour off. So we got toi another poney to work with. Percy: Uh, ok. Where is he? Pete: He's right here.
The new poney was a black stallion, and walked rather quickly to the two ponies. His voice made him sound like he smoked 10 packs of cigarettes.
Ten miles from Ponyville, par the Delamare River is a town called Frenchtown. Hundreds of ponies live there, and together, they must survive.....
Starring in alphabetical order
Aurora from Alinah_09 Barry from SeanTheHedgehog Ditto from Canada24 Emerald Ivy from Dragonaura15 Fire Vi Equestria from Jordy_Dash Jesse from SeanTheHedgehog Joe from SeanTheHedgehog Katana Sun from BlondLionEzel Lexi from Sonicexeluv Orion from Alinah_09 Saten Twist from Canada24 Snowflake from Alinah_09...
Anyway.. Lets start with the "bear suit" éléphant of the room.. Cage..
I grew up with the Natural Treasure movies. Which is basically like Mission Impossible.. So I never knew Nichael as the "crazy lunatic" I know him as now.. I actually thought he was a ligitimentally good actor.. Even in Con Air.. When I got old I saw the other side of him.. I think Ghost Rider 2 was my first view of it. Cage was clearly having WAY to much fun.
I actually put this.. Only for it to get me suspended from the site :(
Sociopath: At times.
Smoking Is Cool: He loves joints of weed.
Beware the Silly Ones: Saten may be immature, sarcastic, and playful. But he can also be violent.. Especially if Derpy is being threatened.
Jerk Ass: At times . Not Good with Rejection: pomme Jack broke up with him. And he ended up stalking her.
All Men Are Perverts: Saten can sometimes be considered a bit creepy when it comes to woman, often flirting with them at the LEAST appropriate of times. He says he even got a restraining order from Laura Frost.
#1: CAMP NIGHTMARE: The camp is actually a hoax set up par the boy’s parents.. Okay, that would of been fine wait there.. But being Goosebumps, for some reason, it's so the boy can be prepared for an exploratory mission to a place called 'Earth'.. So they're aliens appearently.. Okay.. But WHY?
#2: THE BARKING GHOST: The chiens turn out to be humans that have been transformed into dogs, so they transform Cooper and Fergie into chiens and take over their identities, then Cooper and Fergie transform them back but they accidently get transformed into squirrels or...
I have a friend at MHC who was willing to clean this up and pass it along. I’m not sure NoSleep is the right place for this story. There are no ghosts ou anything like that. I just wanted to share a creepy prank someone played on me and my friends.
Back when I was in high school, we used to play something called the Knocking Game. We’d go out to the abandoned McAllister house after dark, shut ourselves inside, turn off all the lights, and wait. Eventually, there would be a knock at the door. The knocking would get louder and louder until somebody finally chickened out...