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#1:
Trevor Philips: (insulting aléatoire citizen) toi look like toi struggle with simple tasks.


#2:
Trevor Philips: [intentionally running into somebody] Oh, par the way, that's entirely your fault.


#3:
Trevor Philips: toi make me want a lobotomy!


#4:
Trevor Philips: I know why they call'em handlers, 'cause they handle like a dream.
Floyd Herbert: This ain't a toy, sir. It's heavy machinery.
Trevor Philips: Thank fuck I'm high as a kite.
Floyd Herbert: toi should not be operating this vehicle while under the influence.
Trevor Philips: I'll operate toi under the influence if you're not careful.


#5:...
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#1:
Vaas: (shoots Grant in the throat).
Jason: (desperately tries to save him).
Vaas: (his voice is barely heard over Jason trying to save Grant) What, toi want to run? Huh? toi want to run, toi want to disrespect me? toi want to fuck with me? I mean, toi come here, with your... with your pretty-boy face, right, and your pretty-boy phone, your dimwit brother, and toi want to fuck with me. *You want to fuck with me.* I like that - no, I *respect* that. I'm gonna give toi thirty seconds, and if the jungle doesn't eat toi up alive... I will.
Jason: (realizes Grant is dead and looks at Vaas).
Vaas:...
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, toi already a dit that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...

Three minutes later, this song was playing: link

Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS...
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Episode 6: Percy's "Finest" heure

May 21, 1951

You already know this, but bare with me. Percy fixes tracks on the Union Pacific. He usually works with his best friend Jeff, but today that would change.

Percy: *walks along station*
Pete: Percy, I have some bad news.
Percy: What is it?
Pete: Jeff isn't feeling well, and took the jour off. So we got toi another poney to work with.
Percy: Uh, ok. Where is he?
Pete: He's right here.

The new poney was a black stallion, and walked rather quickly to the two ponies. His voice made him sound like he smoked 10 packs of cigarettes.

BS: Hello. My name is.....
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#1: THE MYSTERIOUS MAN:
The strange man doesn't seem to be entirely human. He knows a startling amount of John's personal history despite John having no recollection of ever meeting him in the past, and John repeatedly asks who he is, and how he knows John, but the man always avoids the question. In his last encounter with John, he is seen standing par a arbre overlooking John's ranch at Beecher's Hope. He cryptically tells John that it's "a beautiful spot". In the Playable Epilogue, it's the excat spot that John, Abigail, and Uncle are buried after the US Army's attack on the ranch.
And even...
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Basically, Carrie, a normal girl. Except she has tele- I don't know. That thing where toi déplacer shit with your mind (it's never explained why she has it, toi just kind of role with it). experiences her first period as she showers with other girls after gym class (not as sexy as toi might think).

Unaware of what is happening to her, Carrie panics and pleads for help. The other girls, rather trying too comfort like normal human beings, begin laughing and bullying her.
Cause, toi know, mental breakdowns are hilarious.

The gym teacher breaks up the commotion and attempts to console Carrie, a light...
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#1:
West: It can give the most ordinary of intelligences a remarkable insight.
John: I'll give toi insight -- I'll montrer toi what your guts look like.


#2:
French: Ya, keep on talking there, Irish! In about 15 plus secondes your whole world's gonna turn black!
(John Marston walks into the barn)
John: What's up, boys?
(Welsh and French let go of Irish and turn to face John)
Welsh: Fuck off, boyo. This don't concern you!
John: When a man with a sing-song voice tells me to fuck off, it always concerns me, boyo.
French: Look here, this paddy bastard a volé, étole our gun. Tried to steal our horses. Law is clear on...
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#1:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!

Me: This is why hookers don't get paid much.


#2:
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all toi want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't Shrek change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!

ME: Try watching Shrek 2 dumbass..


#3:
I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight,...
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#1: LEROY SNAPS:
Lorna's lack of grief, her relationship with Leroy, as well as Lester's life insurance raised Phelps' suspicions. Phelps and Bekowsky eventually discover that Lester was murdered par a steak knife, and was dead before the car hit him. If the player had already found the knife, when first investigating the crime scene. Cole will conclude this is the same one (witch is proven correct).
Phelps and Bekowsky will confront Lorna at her home. Revealing how cowardly she actually is, Lorna attempted to pin all the blame onto Leroy.
Unfortunately Leroy overheard and, armed with a handgun,...
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#10:
Goku: Gohan. Get to the ship. If Puccalo dies. This would of been all for nothing..
Gohan: Wow. This is Serprisingly thought out for you.
Goku: (sternly) Gohan.. Where should toi be wait now?
Gohan: ... This shi-
Goku: THE SHIP!!

#9:
Reditiz: (explaining what Goku is)
Goku: .. What?
Reditiz: Plus I am your brother
Goku: What?
Reditiz: You.. Fell on your head as a baby didn't you?
Goku: ... What?

#8:
Piccolo: We're here to stop the senseless slaughter of these people.
Frieza: 92..
Piccolo: This has gone on for too long. And now toi must suffer.
Frieza: 355..
Piccolo: And we're the ones who will stop...
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I watched a few.. And just had too....


#1: CAMP NIGHTMARE:
The camp is actually a hoax set up par the boy’s parents.. Okay, that would of been fine wait there.. But being Goosebumps, for some reason, it's so the boy can be prepared for an exploratory mission to a place called 'Earth'.. So they're aliens appearently.. Okay.. But WHY?


#2: THE BARKING GHOST:
The chiens turn out to be humans that have been transformed into dogs, so they transform Cooper and Fergie into chiens and take over their identities, then Cooper and Fergie transform them back but they accidently get transformed into squirrels or...
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It's been a while sense I watched this show.. But I'll do what I remember.. Plus I know where too find it, if push comes too shove..

EPISODE 3:

In a bid to increase manpower following the devastating attack on Hellsing headquarters, par Jan and Luke Valentine. Walter recruits the mercenary group known as Wild Geese (lead par Pip)

 Pip
Pip


After being shown that vampires do in fact exist (by using Seras as proof) Hellsing integrates them into Hellsing's security forces.

Integra receives information from Enrico Maxwell, the fanatical leader of Iscariot, that confirms her suspicions of Millennium's...
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#1: FIVE FINGER DEATH coup de poing - COMING DOWN:
The video, directed par Nick Peterson, begins with clips of a young woman (played par Samantha Gill[2]) in a bathroom placing an envelope, a pill bottle and a make-up brush on the counter. Meanwhile, a young man (played par Leland Montgomery[2]) walks out to a cuisine with a revolver in hand where an older man and woman (presumably his parents) are seated having breakfast together. The young man cocks the hammer, then puts the revolver barrel to his head and (presumably) pulls the trigger to commit suicide as his parents try to stop him. After a single...
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