Canada24's club.. Bank robberies, and other heists:

Canada24 posted on Jul 02, 2016 at 07:22PM
The video from the movie HEAT (linked below), made me want to do an actual Role Play, with bank robbers..

I mean, who DOSEN'T like a good Bank robbery scene.. Like in
* Dark Knight
* Point break
* Grand Theft Auto'
* The Town
* Even family guy

Anyway.. Please add in your characters and stuff..

RULES:
* Do not kill off other people's characters without permission (though hospitalizing them can be okay, long as it's necessary for the story).
* Do not "God-Mode" characters.. I hate that.. ANYONE can die.. Their only human
* Bank Robbery doesn't need to be the "only" focus.. This is a GTA related, criminal underworld. OTHER heists also happen.
* No fighting with each other (outside the story).. This isn't the place
* No limits on gender, race, or sexuality on the characters.. It's a free world :)
* This is set in current time, so no future stuff, or cowboy stuff.
* Your allowed more than one character.. No limits
last edited on Jul 03, 2016 at 11:44PM

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il y a plus d’un an Canada24 said…
Jason: Dude, he just asked for liquor
Clerk: Fuck you, go back to America
Jason: I'm from Ottawa
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il y a plus d’un an CokeTheUmbreon said…
Tyler: Make me!
Clerk: I can make you my BITCHES!
Tyler: I can make your mom my bitch. Oh and btw, I'm from Paramaribo.
Clerk: Fuck you.
Tyler: No, thnx. I'm doing your mom l8tr on.
Clerk: I'll do your dad then.
Tyler: Just give us our liquor.
Clerk: Can I fuck your bitch?
il y a plus d’un an Canada24 said…
Jason: Dude, we all know this can only go one way?
Clerk: Fine.. Can I fuck her? (points at Jazmine, Jason's girlfriend)
Jason: That's it.. (punches the Clerk in the face)
il y a plus d’un an CokeTheUmbreon said…
*Clerk cuts Jason slightly*
Tyler: *pulls a knife as well* My turn, you pervy cunt!
*stabs him*
*everyone looks at us*
Tyler: I'll go get the liquor.
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il y a plus d’un an Canada24 said…
Clerk: (still alive) What a bitc-
Jazmine: (shoots him dead)
Jason: Damn girl!
il y a plus d’un an CokeTheUmbreon said…
Tyler: I didn't know what you guys wanted, so I got this. It's not too cheap, not too expensive, but just right. Let's go to Seasoned Curlies. (Don't look up seasoned curlies, that's fucked up.)
Old Man:=Stupid Americunts!
Tyler: *pulls out a katana that the clerk who sucks dick at hiding*
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il y a plus d’un an Canada24 said…
Jason: ... Depends.. What do you mean by it?
il y a plus d’un an Canada24 said…
Jazmine: Yeah.. it could mean two different things.
il y a plus d’un an CokeTheUmbreon said…
Tyler: I know one meaning is seasoned curly fries. The other... Well, let's get.
il y a plus d’un an Canada24 said…
JazMine: Seriously!? You want the "other" form of it?
il y a plus d’un an CokeTheUmbreon said…
Tyler: Yeah. Why not? Can you tell me on the way to Seasoned Curlies? I kinda hungry here?
il y a plus d’un an Canada24 said…
Jazmine: ...... I can not
il y a plus d’un an CokeTheUmbreon said…
Tyler: Dammit. Well... look, there's Hyacinth. Dem 2 shades of blonde, that vanilla skin, that ass.
*Hyacinth waves at Tyler*
il y a plus d’un an Canada24 said…
Jason: Hello
il y a plus d’un an CokeTheUmbreon said…
Hyacinth: Still coming?
Tyler: Yes. We're gonna go get something to eat, then we're coming.
il y a plus d’un an Canada24 said…
Jason: We are?
il y a plus d’un an CokeTheUmbreon said…
Tyler: Or we can...
Hyacinth: OK, bye. See you guys there. And who is she?
il y a plus d’un an Canada24 said…
Jazmine: I'm Jazmine
il y a plus d’un an CokeTheUmbreon said…
Hyacinth: Nice to meet you. I'm Hyacinth. Do you wanna come to the party with us?
il y a plus d’un an Canada24 said…
JazMine: I go where Jason goes
il y a plus d’un an CokeTheUmbreon said…
Hyacinth: Okay.
Tyler: ...
il y a plus d’un an Canada24 said…
Jason: You okay Tyler?
il y a plus d’un an CokeTheUmbreon said…
*daydreams*
il y a plus d’un an Canada24 said…
Jason: Hello?
il y a plus d’un an CokeTheUmbreon said…
Tyler: Oh, sorry. I was daydreaming.
Old man that saw us kill the clerk: You're all Satan!
il y a plus d’un an CokeTheUmbreon said…
Tyler: Goin'?
il y a plus d’un an Canada24 said…
Jazmine: ... You have problems
il y a plus d’un an CokeTheUmbreon said…
Old man: I pray for you cunts.
Tyler: Let's just ignore him and go.
il y a plus d’un an Canada24 said…
Jason: Hold on.. Are you referring to Jazmine old timer?
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il y a plus d’un an CokeTheUmbreon said…
Old man: SATAN! *puts hand on Jason's head*
il y a plus d’un an Canada24 said…
Jason: What are you doing now?
il y a plus d’un an CokeTheUmbreon said…
Old man: *praying*
Tyler: Let's go before the line at Seasoned Curlies gets long.
il y a plus d’un an Canada24 said…
Jason: Fine, come on Jaz
il y a plus d’un an CokeTheUmbreon said…
(Meanwhile, at Seasoned Curlies)

Tyler: Well, here we are. That old man was praying really hard.

(I'm gonna be Sam for a while)
*Sam walks in*
Tyler: Sam?
il y a plus d’un an Canada24 said…
JazMine: Heey, look who's alive
il y a plus d’un an CokeTheUmbreon said…
Sam: That party in Saskatoon was off the hook! And guess who had a girlfriend? And where's Mavis?
Tyler: She died.
il y a plus d’un an Canada24 said…
Jason: And for the 4th time, it's pronounced Saskatchewan
il y a plus d’un an CokeTheUmbreon said…
Sam: Whatever! I'm gonna order me a beer.
Tyler: How you gonna have a girlfriend and be asexual?
Sam: I was drunk, okay? *takes fry off Jason's plate*
il y a plus d’un an Canada24 said…
Jazmine: Is it a stripper? Cause the redeemed stripper is my role
il y a plus d’un an CokeTheUmbreon said…
Sam: Was. I let her get hit by a car.
Tyler: Cold...
il y a plus d’un an Canada24 said…
Jazmine: Psychic
il y a plus d’un an CokeTheUmbreon said…
Waiter: Here are your... sir, no pets are allowed. Take your albino monkey outside. (Talking about Sam btw).
Tyler: He's not a monkey.
Sam: Yeah, what he said.
Waiter: Well can I date him?
Sam: ???? I'm asexual, you dumbass! >.>
il y a plus d’un an Canada24 said…
Jazmine: (sarcastically to the waiter) still wanna date him?
il y a plus d’un an CokeTheUmbreon said…
Waiter: I take all guys: little, big, gay, asexual...
Tyler: ???? *throws up his fries and walks out* Gotta go.
il y a plus d’un an Canada24 said…
Jazmine: Dude, it's not 'that' bad.

(too be honest, it really isn't).
il y a plus d’un an CokeTheUmbreon said…
Tyler: I musta drunk too much.
Waiter: Who's first? Will it be you, Jazmine?
il y a plus d’un an Canada24 said…
Jazmine: me what?
il y a plus d’un an CokeTheUmbreon said…
Waiter: What about you, monkey?
Tyler: Monkey?! *throws food on his head*
il y a plus d’un an Canada24 said…
Jazmine: What about me?
il y a plus d’un an CokeTheUmbreon said…
Waiter: Come on, Have a sip. (Of poison)
Tyler: DON'T!!