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SeanTheHedgehog Presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 26
Portland Porter
June 1, 1953
It has been three weeks since Gordon has been suspended from work. At first, he was either walking around the town of Cheyenne, ou watching télévision at his house. One day, he just decided to go into Portland Oregon, and see what that was like.
Gordon: I've got enough money, this and I have two, and a half plus months until my suspension is over. *takes money, and leaving house*
Gordon's Wife: Where do toi think you're going?!
Gordon: Portland.
Gordon's Wife: That's unacceptable. You're staying right here.
Gordon: Alyssa, I'm the stallion of this house, I'll go, and do whatever I want.
Alyssa: Unless toi want to get beaten up, toi stay here.
Gordon: *Acting like child* No!
Alyssa: Gordon.
Gordon: I DON'T WANT TO!
Alyssa: Why did I marry such an immature asshole?
Gordon: Why did I marry a fat fuck like you?
Alyssa: Look who's talking.
Gordon: That's it *Walks to Alyssa* Give my your money.
Alyssa: I won't.
Gordon: toi give it to me now!
Alyssa: *Teleports out of house*
Gordon: Ha! She's gone. Now, I'm on my way to Portland.
Alyssa teleported to the police department.
Police Sargent: Are toi sure he wanted to assault you?
Alyssa: Yes. I could see that look in his eyes.
Police Sargent: Okay, thanks for telling us. What car does he drive?
Alyssa: This red 1946 Flim.
Police Sargent: Thanks a lot. If he keeps giving toi problems, just let us know.
Gordon arrived at Portland, and thought the town looked good.
Gordon: I wish I could work on the Union Pacific here instead of having to be in Cheyenne. Maybe I could get Pete to transfer me to here from Cheyenne after my suspension.
He went to where the station was, but he wished he hadn't.
Passengers: Hurry up with our bags!
Porter: I'm doing the best I can-
Passengers: You're not doing good enough, hurry up!
Porter: Just stop! You're too close to me *Punches passenger*
Gordon: Wow. Even I don't do that to the passengers. *Walks to station*
Passengers: *Sees Gordon* Oh great. First the porter is too slow with our bags, and now a fat fuck arrives. What's next, a gay pony?
Gordon: Hey, I came over to see if I could help you, but since toi insulted me, I guess you'll have to sort out your bags par yourself.
Passenger: Okay, don't go!
Gordon: That's what I want to here. *Carrying luggage*
He put five suitcases on his back, and put them in one of the passenger cars.
Passenger 464: Whoa, that was cool.
Gordon: Now, please don't try to boss me around like toi did to that other porter.
Passengers: We promise, as long as toi don't try to coup de poing us.
Gordon: All right. Sounds good. *Putting luggage in baggage cars*
Passengers: *Boarding train*
Gordon: *Puts all the bags in train* Okay, I believe that's it.
Conductor: *Walks up* What are toi doing here?
Gordon: I'm Gordon Suite, I work for this railroad.
Conductor: I've never seen toi here before. Are toi new?
Gordon: I've been working on the Union Pacific for five years, but I've never been in Portland before.
Conductor: Well, let me be the first to welcome toi here.
Gordon: Thanks. *sees green signal* Get in the train, we need to go.
Conductor: Uh, toi have to stay here, and help with the suivant train.
Gordon: When will that be here?
Conductor: In half an hour.
Gordon: Alright.
Conductor: *Gets in train*
Engineer: *Blows whistle twice, and drives out of station*
Gordon: *sits on bench* Well, that went good.
Soon, the station master arrived.
P.S.M: Excuse me, who are you?
Gordon: Gordon Suite, Union Pacific engineer.
P.S.M: If you're an engineer, why were toi doing that porter's job?
Gordon: He punched a passenger, and just left.
P.S.M: Did he now?
Gordon: Yeah.
P.S.M: Well Gordon, just let me ask toi one plus question. Where do toi normally work on the U.P?
Gordon: Cheyenne.
At the Cheyenne train station, Pete was relaxing in his office. He was just looking over the profits that he was making so far, when his telephone rang.
Pete: *Answers* Hello, this is the Cheyenne Train Station of the Union Pacific. Pete Reimer speaking.
P.S.M: Pete? I've got one of your workers here at my station. He's saying that he helped me with chargement baggage on a passenger train.
Pete: What the hay? I suspended him from work for three months, two weeks ago.
P.S.M: Really? Because he helped out really well. Right now, he's chargement up another train.
Pete: I'll be right there. *Leaves station*
Hawkeye: *Waiting for train*
Pete: Pierce, I have to go down into Portland to go get Gordon. Until I return, you're in charge.
Hawkeye: Yes sir *Salutes Pete*
Pete: This is a railroad, not the army. *Leaves station*
Pete got in his brand new car, and drove all the way to Portland Oregon.
Gordon rented a hotel near the station, and stayed there for another day, when Pete finally arrived.
Gordon: *Loading baggage on train*
Pete: *Parks car in parking lot*
P.S.M: Gordon, your boss is here.
Gordon: How do toi know? *sees Pete's car* Oh no.
Pete: *walks up at station* I'm ashamed of toi Gordon.
Gordon: What did I do this time?
Pete: You're not supposed to work when you're suspended.
Gordon: Is that it?
Pete: Yeah. I really want to have toi fired, but the Station Master here tells me toi did a great job as a porter. So, I'll let toi stay, but if toi keep messing around when you're not supposed to, then you'll be fired.
Gordon: Okay.
Soon, the police arrived.
Alyssa: That's him. *Points at Gordon*
Gordon: What is this?
Alyssa: toi assaulted me toi asshole.
Gordon: Fuck you! All I did was take your money! I didn't hit toi at all.
Police Officer: Tell that to the judge.
Gordon: I didn't hit my wife! She's lying to you!
Pete: Did he really hit you?
Alyssa: No.
Police Officer: *Turns around* What did toi say?
Alyssa: *Gulps*
Police Officer: *Looks at Alyssa*
Pete: I asked her if Gordon really hit her, and she a dit no.
Police Officer: I see. *Lets Gordon out of car*
Gordon: Finally, about fucking time.
Police Officer: That's it. Back in the car. *Puts Gordon back in car*
Alyssa: Ha!
Police Officer: As for toi ma'am, you're underarrest for giving the police false information.
Alyssa: I want a divorce.
Gordon: With pleasure.
Police Officer: *Drives away*
After the police went away with Gordon, and Alyssa, it was only Pete, and the Portland Station Master there.
Pete: So, what kind of nourriture do toi normally get here?
P.S.M: Sometimes a hamburger, and sometimes pizza.
Pete: How about the pizza? On me.
P.S.M: Yeah, sure.
The End
On the suivant episode of Ponies On The Rails
We see how Hawkeye ran the Union Pacific while Pete was away.
SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright, 2014
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 26
Portland Porter
June 1, 1953
It has been three weeks since Gordon has been suspended from work. At first, he was either walking around the town of Cheyenne, ou watching télévision at his house. One day, he just decided to go into Portland Oregon, and see what that was like.
Gordon: I've got enough money, this and I have two, and a half plus months until my suspension is over. *takes money, and leaving house*
Gordon's Wife: Where do toi think you're going?!
Gordon: Portland.
Gordon's Wife: That's unacceptable. You're staying right here.
Gordon: Alyssa, I'm the stallion of this house, I'll go, and do whatever I want.
Alyssa: Unless toi want to get beaten up, toi stay here.
Gordon: *Acting like child* No!
Alyssa: Gordon.
Gordon: I DON'T WANT TO!
Alyssa: Why did I marry such an immature asshole?
Gordon: Why did I marry a fat fuck like you?
Alyssa: Look who's talking.
Gordon: That's it *Walks to Alyssa* Give my your money.
Alyssa: I won't.
Gordon: toi give it to me now!
Alyssa: *Teleports out of house*
Gordon: Ha! She's gone. Now, I'm on my way to Portland.
Alyssa teleported to the police department.
Police Sargent: Are toi sure he wanted to assault you?
Alyssa: Yes. I could see that look in his eyes.
Police Sargent: Okay, thanks for telling us. What car does he drive?
Alyssa: This red 1946 Flim.
Police Sargent: Thanks a lot. If he keeps giving toi problems, just let us know.
Gordon arrived at Portland, and thought the town looked good.
Gordon: I wish I could work on the Union Pacific here instead of having to be in Cheyenne. Maybe I could get Pete to transfer me to here from Cheyenne after my suspension.
He went to where the station was, but he wished he hadn't.
Passengers: Hurry up with our bags!
Porter: I'm doing the best I can-
Passengers: You're not doing good enough, hurry up!
Porter: Just stop! You're too close to me *Punches passenger*
Gordon: Wow. Even I don't do that to the passengers. *Walks to station*
Passengers: *Sees Gordon* Oh great. First the porter is too slow with our bags, and now a fat fuck arrives. What's next, a gay pony?
Gordon: Hey, I came over to see if I could help you, but since toi insulted me, I guess you'll have to sort out your bags par yourself.
Passenger: Okay, don't go!
Gordon: That's what I want to here. *Carrying luggage*
He put five suitcases on his back, and put them in one of the passenger cars.
Passenger 464: Whoa, that was cool.
Gordon: Now, please don't try to boss me around like toi did to that other porter.
Passengers: We promise, as long as toi don't try to coup de poing us.
Gordon: All right. Sounds good. *Putting luggage in baggage cars*
Passengers: *Boarding train*
Gordon: *Puts all the bags in train* Okay, I believe that's it.
Conductor: *Walks up* What are toi doing here?
Gordon: I'm Gordon Suite, I work for this railroad.
Conductor: I've never seen toi here before. Are toi new?
Gordon: I've been working on the Union Pacific for five years, but I've never been in Portland before.
Conductor: Well, let me be the first to welcome toi here.
Gordon: Thanks. *sees green signal* Get in the train, we need to go.
Conductor: Uh, toi have to stay here, and help with the suivant train.
Gordon: When will that be here?
Conductor: In half an hour.
Gordon: Alright.
Conductor: *Gets in train*
Engineer: *Blows whistle twice, and drives out of station*
Gordon: *sits on bench* Well, that went good.
Soon, the station master arrived.
P.S.M: Excuse me, who are you?
Gordon: Gordon Suite, Union Pacific engineer.
P.S.M: If you're an engineer, why were toi doing that porter's job?
Gordon: He punched a passenger, and just left.
P.S.M: Did he now?
Gordon: Yeah.
P.S.M: Well Gordon, just let me ask toi one plus question. Where do toi normally work on the U.P?
Gordon: Cheyenne.
At the Cheyenne train station, Pete was relaxing in his office. He was just looking over the profits that he was making so far, when his telephone rang.
Pete: *Answers* Hello, this is the Cheyenne Train Station of the Union Pacific. Pete Reimer speaking.
P.S.M: Pete? I've got one of your workers here at my station. He's saying that he helped me with chargement baggage on a passenger train.
Pete: What the hay? I suspended him from work for three months, two weeks ago.
P.S.M: Really? Because he helped out really well. Right now, he's chargement up another train.
Pete: I'll be right there. *Leaves station*
Hawkeye: *Waiting for train*
Pete: Pierce, I have to go down into Portland to go get Gordon. Until I return, you're in charge.
Hawkeye: Yes sir *Salutes Pete*
Pete: This is a railroad, not the army. *Leaves station*
Pete got in his brand new car, and drove all the way to Portland Oregon.
Gordon rented a hotel near the station, and stayed there for another day, when Pete finally arrived.
Gordon: *Loading baggage on train*
Pete: *Parks car in parking lot*
P.S.M: Gordon, your boss is here.
Gordon: How do toi know? *sees Pete's car* Oh no.
Pete: *walks up at station* I'm ashamed of toi Gordon.
Gordon: What did I do this time?
Pete: You're not supposed to work when you're suspended.
Gordon: Is that it?
Pete: Yeah. I really want to have toi fired, but the Station Master here tells me toi did a great job as a porter. So, I'll let toi stay, but if toi keep messing around when you're not supposed to, then you'll be fired.
Gordon: Okay.
Soon, the police arrived.
Alyssa: That's him. *Points at Gordon*
Gordon: What is this?
Alyssa: toi assaulted me toi asshole.
Gordon: Fuck you! All I did was take your money! I didn't hit toi at all.
Police Officer: Tell that to the judge.
Gordon: I didn't hit my wife! She's lying to you!
Pete: Did he really hit you?
Alyssa: No.
Police Officer: *Turns around* What did toi say?
Alyssa: *Gulps*
Police Officer: *Looks at Alyssa*
Pete: I asked her if Gordon really hit her, and she a dit no.
Police Officer: I see. *Lets Gordon out of car*
Gordon: Finally, about fucking time.
Police Officer: That's it. Back in the car. *Puts Gordon back in car*
Alyssa: Ha!
Police Officer: As for toi ma'am, you're underarrest for giving the police false information.
Alyssa: I want a divorce.
Gordon: With pleasure.
Police Officer: *Drives away*
After the police went away with Gordon, and Alyssa, it was only Pete, and the Portland Station Master there.
Pete: So, what kind of nourriture do toi normally get here?
P.S.M: Sometimes a hamburger, and sometimes pizza.
Pete: How about the pizza? On me.
P.S.M: Yeah, sure.
The End
On the suivant episode of Ponies On The Rails
We see how Hawkeye ran the Union Pacific while Pete was away.
SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright, 2014
Well.. I ended season 1..
Not really doing much for Halloween except watching the MOVIE halloween.. The original.
I never actually seen it. Just the remake.
I think I was wrong about Michael not being scary..
He's scary cause he's "always there".
But who is he?
We don't really know.
He's just toying with you, par always watching, and eventually he kills you.
Anyway.. About bojack..
Episode 11 was rather depressing. So episode 12 made me feel better.
So.. Yeah.
I like Todd and the dog guy together, good pair.
Anyway.. suivant is season 2 I guess :)
Not really doing much for Halloween except watching the MOVIE halloween.. The original.
I never actually seen it. Just the remake.
I think I was wrong about Michael not being scary..
He's scary cause he's "always there".
But who is he?
We don't really know.
He's just toying with you, par always watching, and eventually he kills you.
Anyway.. About bojack..
Episode 11 was rather depressing. So episode 12 made me feel better.
So.. Yeah.
I like Todd and the dog guy together, good pair.
Anyway.. suivant is season 2 I guess :)
#1: LILY'S OPPOSITE SIDE:
This was one of the most populaire stories from Alpha and Omega from back in the jour I wrote for it.. 2011 & 2012.. So much incest, rape, swearing, and it has a long paragraph explaining Lily's tits.. That's just weird
#2: JASPER PARK/MATING SEASON:
Another Alpha and Omega.. All about incest, and nothing else
#3: FILLY FOOLING:
A MLP sex story.. Somehow I seem to keep finding nothing but a sex stories
#4: TWIST OF FATE:
Alpha and Omega.. Garth just kills everyone for no reason,and than Kate joins him because.. Just because.
#5: SWEET pomme MASSACRE:
MLP.. Big Mac rapes the CMC's.. And than rapes AJ.. And... That's it.
This was one of the most populaire stories from Alpha and Omega from back in the jour I wrote for it.. 2011 & 2012.. So much incest, rape, swearing, and it has a long paragraph explaining Lily's tits.. That's just weird
#2: JASPER PARK/MATING SEASON:
Another Alpha and Omega.. All about incest, and nothing else
#3: FILLY FOOLING:
A MLP sex story.. Somehow I seem to keep finding nothing but a sex stories
#4: TWIST OF FATE:
Alpha and Omega.. Garth just kills everyone for no reason,and than Kate joins him because.. Just because.
#5: SWEET pomme MASSACRE:
MLP.. Big Mac rapes the CMC's.. And than rapes AJ.. And... That's it.