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Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Today is a really bad jour for the fandom.
Audience: *Gasp*
Tom: What happened Master Sword?
Master Sword: It's Warner Brothers.
Tom: *Angry* Not again!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: To montrer toi what we're talking about, let me montrer toi four pictures. *Gets a slideshow started* Okay, so there was going to be a video with a special intro montrer the mane six with Spike, and Princess Celestia. However, Warner Brothers decided to take over, and put their logo in it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Oh, I see.
Master Sword: Want to get Equestria Girls: arc en ciel Rocks on Blu Ray? What's that? Warner Brother's changed the movie? In what way? Oh, I see. They put their logo on the front cover, blocking the title, and arc en ciel Dash, Twilight Sparkle, and Pinkie Pie.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Meanwhile, in the poney world, Twilight, and her Friends decided to celebrate Christmas, but the brothers of Warner didn't seem to like that idea.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Remember Brony Con, 2011? Warner Brothers hated it. Look what they did!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: We'd montrer toi more, but if we do, Warner Brothers will get plus assassins to try, and kill us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Now, our crossover parody for today is SHiPs.
Master Sword: This is a crossover between CHiPs, and étoile, star Wars.
Tom: Which makes perfect sense if toi think about it, because both CHiPs, and étoile, star Wars started in 1977.
Audience: *Clapping*

SHiPs: Also known as l’espace Highway Patrol

Starring

Tom Foolery as Jon Baker
Saten Twist as Frank Poncharello
Master Sword as Sargent Getraer
Aina as Princess Leia
Double Scoop as Luke Skywalker
Mortomis as Hahn Solo
Blaze as Darth Vader
Stormtrooper Ponies as theirselves

One jour at SHiPs headquarters.

Sargent Ketrare: I wanted toi two to stay later, for a very important mission. Princess Leia is going through here, and Darth Vader is trying to attack her. She has two bodyguards, but I want toi to help them prevent Vader from attacking the Princess.
Frank: *Yawning* Wake me up when toi give us a real mission.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent Ketrare: This is real, and very important. You're going up against a real villian here. So, your motos have been modified.
Jon: Oh yeah, that's something I wanted to ask you. How are we supposed to ride motos in space?

Jon, and his partner Frank were wearing l’espace Suits – Avocats sur Mesure while riding their motos through space.

Audience: *Laughing*
Frank: I see some ships.
Hahn Solo: *Flying the Millenium Falcon*
Luke: Be careful. R2-D2, and C3P0 are in there.
Hahn Solo: So is Chewbacca, but toi don't here me complaining.
Audience: *Laughing*
Darth Vader: Send out some fighters.
Storm Trooper: But sir- *Gets choked par Darth Vader*
Darth Vader: I told toi to send out TIE Fighters, immediately.
Storm Trooper: We don't have any. *Dies*
Darth Vader: Oh, I remember now. They all went in to get overhauls.
Audience: *Laughing*
Frank: That's a really big ship.
Jon: Yeah Ponch. I don't think we can stop it.
Darth Vader: *Shoots Millenium Falcon*
Jon: Oh well. Let's go back.

They turned around. C3P0, R2-D2, and Chewbacca became prisoners to The Emperor, and his Empire.

The End

On the suivant part of this episode, Warner Brothers strikes again.

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on rue corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing suivant to Double Scoop*
Tom: plus ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands suivant to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*

Episode 6: This Is A Warner Brothers Production

Announcer: On the block was not filmed in front of a live audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: *Getting very angry* What the hell?!?
Tom: *Walking down a street*
Annie: Hi Tom.
Tom: Hello Annie. What's up?
Annie: *Looks up at sky* I don't know. I can't see anything.
Audience: *Laughing*

A bullet hits the sidewalk between them

Tom: Whoever shot that gun, wait until we get to The Story Of Corporal Agarn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Sees a bullet hit the sidewalk behind him* Whoa.
Annie: *Looks at a building, and grabs a telescope. She looks at the building through it* I see somepony wearing a Warner Brother's hat.
Tom: Well, that explains it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Annie: Explains what?
Tom: That's an assassin working for Warner Brothers!
Annie: It's a movie company, they don't kill ponies.
Tom: Then explain to me why that poney with the Warner Bros hat is trying to kill us. Movie companies do this sort of stuff all the time.
Audience: *Laughing*
Annie: Hey. He stopped shooting at us.
Tom: Maybe because you're looking at him through a telescope. Let's get out of here. *Runs away*
Annie: *Puts telescope away, and follows Tom*

They decided to go see Saten Twist.

Tom: *Banging on door* Saten, we need your help!
Saten Twist: *Opens door*
Audience: *Clapping*
Saten Twist: Jésus christ! What are toi over reacting about now?
Tom: Saten, when was I known to over react?

Flashback #1, at a restaurant.

Tom: *Runs to Saten Twist* Saten, we're out of napkins!! *Cries* Out of napkins!!
Audience: *Laughing*

Flashback #2, Saten Twist's house

Tom: *Knocking on door*
Saten Twist: *Opens door*
Tom: Saten, I accidentally removed a do not remove tag from my pillow!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hide me!!

Flashback #3, dark room with no lights.

Tom: Saten, Saten! I've gone blind.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Turns on light*
Tom: Oh. Thanks buddy.

Back to reality.

Saten Twist: Tom, toi over react to everything.
Tom: Well we were being shot at earlier par a Warner Brothers assassin.
Saten Twist: I know only one way to solve this solution. End this part, and go straight to the skits.
Audience: *Laughing*

Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game montrer wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Master Sword as Windwakerguy430, AKA Nick Craig
and cidre fort, applejack as herself

Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy.
Audience: *Cheering*
Alex: Because of what happened just before the commercial, I'd like to apologize to all blind ponies, and children.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: With that said, let's take a look at the scores. Nick Craig, the creator of What's Your Take, has set a new jeopardy record par buzzing in 2,000 times, and never answering a question.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: *Buzzes in* Yes, thank you. Jeopardy! Yes. I have heeled toi my boy, toi are heeled.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: We have found a mustache for John Travlolta.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: And speaking of John Travolta, I watched the movie Grease!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *A little annoyed* Thank you. Thank you.
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Moving on. cidre fort, applejack has no score at all, because, she's mostly been talking about her récent marriage with her brother.
Audience: *Laughing*
Applejack: Big Macintosh my love, if you're watching this, make sure to put on Appplebloom's diapers before supper, and she's not allowed to leave the farm until I get back.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: That's... Beautiful. And finally, Sean the hedgehog is also here, let's déplacer on to double jeopardy, and the categories are-
Sean: Not so fast Trebek!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I really thought that was going to work.
Sean: Well toi were wrong old timer. I pose a conundrum to you, a riddle if toi will.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Angry* I don't want to here it.
Sean: What's the difference between you, and a mallard with a cold?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: One is a sick duck, and, I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your grand daughter is a whore.
Audience: *Laughing, and cheering*
Sean: *Laughs*
Alex: Wonderful. Let's take a look at the categories. They are...

Potent Potables
Point to your own head
Letters ou numbers
Will this hurt if toi put it in your mouth?
An album cover
Make any noise
And finally, Famous Muppet Frogs

Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I should add, that the correct answer to every question in the last category is Kermit.
Nick: *Buzzes in* Yes, thank you. Kermit, and John Wayne going, it's not easy being green pilgrim. It's like Schwarzenegger going ja, I'm Kermit The Frog, ja. That's me. Schwarzenegger, Kermit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *To Nick* toi might be mentally retarded.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For once, I agree with Sean. Alright Applejack, we'll start with you.
Applejack: I'll take giraffes for a billion.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's just go with letters, ou numbers for 200. And the answer is... 5. Is five a letter, ou a number?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The number 5. Is it a number?
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: *Buzzes in* It was a beautiful thing. Right now, somepony is at his house saying, what the hell toi doin boy? Get them parts for my '51 pick up truck.
Alex: Thank you, Mr. Craig.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: *Buzzes*
Alex: toi already rang in.
Nick: Yes, it's a beautiful thing though, a monocle whinskey is at accueil going, ahoserugisoihsegkegsgjeh.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Thank you. Thank you. Anyone else?
Nick: *Buzzes in*
Alex: Mr. Craig, I hate you.
Nick: But I l’amour you!
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: It's like Jesse Helms, and Michael Jackson going, yimotacobell! Yes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: You're a very sick stallion.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Anyone else besides Mr. Craig?

No one buzzed in, and the out of time cloche, bell rang.

Alex: 5 is of course a number.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay Applejack. Sadly, it's still your board.
Audience: *Laughing*
Applejack: I'll take T.V shows, and films about my wedding for 300.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For the last time, that's not a category. Sean the hedgehog, why don't toi pick?
Sean: Well, the game is afoot. I'll take Anal Bum Cover for 7,000.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Alex: That's An Album Cover, not Anal Bum Cover.
Sean: I can read Trebek. That says Anal Bum Cover. I spent five years trying to invent the Anal Bum Cover. Failing to do so is my greatest regret.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: toi have lead a horrifying life.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The category is Album Cover, and the answer is, The Beatles' White Album Cover Was This Color.
Applejack: *Rings in*
Alex: Applejack?
Applejack: Who are The Beatles?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'm sorry, that's wrong.
Applejack: No, I'm asking toi who The Beatles are. I never heard of them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: *Rings in* Ah yes, The Beatles, yes. What if they were The Vriendscoupe Beatles? Yes. They'd be in the back siège singing, I wanna hold your five figue, fig Newtons. Yes.

Author's note, Vriendscoupe is the MLP version of Volkswagen.

Alex: For the l’amour of god, shut your mouth.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'll tell toi what, let's just go to Final Jeopardy. The category is.... toi know what? toi guys just decide.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: toi each ask your own question, and then answer it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: There is no way toi can get this wrong, because you're asking the question.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Ask yourself anything at all, and then answer it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: toi have to be the dumbest ponies ever to mess this up.

The timer ran out.

Alex: And now, let's see how toi managed to mess this up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Nick Craig wrote nothing, because he stuck his pen through his own hoof.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: Yes. Yes, this is like a play written par Shakespeare, and one of the characters stabs himself to be with his special somepony, and says, Ow! This is painful! But I'm doing this to be with you!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Don't ever come here again.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: Applejack, asked herself this question. What sound does a doggy make?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Fine. Her answer is.. *Finds out that she doesn't know the answer* toi didn't know the answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: toi couldn't answer your own question?
Applejack: It was hard.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay, let's see what Sean wrote. *Looking at his answer* Uh...
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Is that what I think it is? Yeah, that's a human having sex with me.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Sean: Come on, let everyone see my work!
Alex: No, we're not going to do that. Thanks for watching, goodnight.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*

On the suivant part of this episode, it's The Story Of Corporal Agarn, and every other poney in F Troop.

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arc en ciel as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Corporal Agarn was with Sargent O' Rourke when Captain Partmenter arrived with the mail.

Captain Parmenter: Hi everypony. *Tries to open bag, but drops it, and falls on ground*
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: *Gets up*
Sargent O' Rourke: Are toi alright Captain?
Captain Parmenter: Yes, I'm fine. I got some letters for toi two. *Gives mail to Sargent O' Rourke, and Corporal Agarn*
Sargent O' Rourke: *Reading letter*
Corporal Agarn: *Reading his letter* What did toi get Sarge?
Sargent O' Rourke: I got coupons for anything I want, half price at Bed, Bath, And Beyond.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: My cousin is coming to visit me!
Captain Parmenter: What does he look like?
Corporal Agarn: He looks exactly like me, but he has facial hair. toi see, he's from Mexico, and his name is Pedro Agarno.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Sounds Italian to me.
Corporal Agarn: He despises Italians!
Audience: *Laughing*

Later, Corporal Agarn's cousin arrived on a stage coach.

Corporal Agarn: Hello Pedro.
Pedro: Hello? ¿Por qué dices hello?
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Oh, toi still haven't learned english. Whoever's écriture this thing, I hope you're good at écriture in spanish.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pedro: Es bueno verte de nuevo primo.
Corporal Agarn: Gracias Pedro. Es bueno verte de nuevo también.
Pedro: *Espera en el uniforme de Agarn*
Audience: *Laughing*
Pedro: ¿Qué es esta cosa que estés vestida?
Corporal Agarn: Es mi uniforme. Yo soy un cabo en el ejército de los Estados Unidos.
Pedro: Sin primo mío va a ser en el ejército. Usted podría morir.
Captain Parmenter: *Arrives* Hi toi two. How is everything?
Pedro: Haz que hablan español.
Corporal Agarn: Uh, Captain, Pedro wants toi to speak Spanish.
Captain Parmenter: I don't know how to.
Corporal Agarn: It's easy. Just speak Italian, but with less syllables.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Oh, okay. Bonjour.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Where did I go wrong?
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the clairon, bugle poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning toi Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*

Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic arc en ciel as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Princess Celestia was having cereal with Bryan, Timothy, Skeletor, Harry, Jenny, and Alexis

Celestia: So this, is that new cereal everypony is talking about. *Looking at cereal, which looks like spinach*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: I could do a better job then this.
Mail Pony: *Walks in*
Celestia: *Stops eating, and takes letter* Equestria nourriture Corporations has challenged me to an Iron Chef Competition. We dare toi to make a cereal better than ours. toi have 24 hours to reply.

5 secondes later.

Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: *In the underground parking lot with Luna* Man, did toi hear what Princess Celestia is tryin' to do?
Luna: Yes. She has accepted the challenge that Equestria nourriture Corporations sent her.
Twilight: Nigga, she can't cook. Everypony knows that. Remember what happened last time?

5 hours ago.

Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: *Cooking pizza* Okay, who wants pepperoni? *Grabs red hotwheels cars*
Audience: *Laughing*
Luna: Princess, that's not Pepperoni, it's-
Celestia: *Puts red hotwheels cars in the pizza*
Audience: *Laughing*
Luna: Never mind. *Walks away*

Back to Twilight, and Luna.

Luna: Exactly. This is an antic waiting to happen.
Cadence: *Drives her car into the parking lot*
Twilight: Damn, check out this nigga's ride.
Luna: Coming to visit?
Cadence: Yes, but not for long. I heard Celestia accepted the Iron Chef challenge donné to her par the Equestria nourriture Corporations, and wanted to see how it went.
Luna: Now that I think about it, this will be funny, even if we don't sabotage her cooking. *Walks towards a car* I'd l’amour to stay with you, but I am needed elsewhere. *Gets in car*
Driver: *Starts car, and revs engine twice. He then drives away*
Cadence: *Staring at Luna*
Twilight: Man, let's get to the suivant scene. We went too long without anything funny happening!
Audience: *Laughing*

Cooking with Celestia.

Derpy: *Walks into kitchen* May I assist toi in your culinary adventure? I brought toi a ketchup packet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Isn't that mighty helpful of you? *Throws chef hat at Derpy* Now put on this chef hat.
Derpy: *Puts on chef's hat*
Celestia: I'm the best there is. 'S a fact. What toi see here will be responsible for kicking your tastebuds in the ass.
Derpy: *Sees her hat moving par itself*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Let's start cooking. Turkey! *Puts turkey in a pot of boiling water* A cookie!
Audience: *Laughing*

Derpy watched as Celestia kept on shouting out aléatoire things while putting it in the pot.

Celestia: Roast Beef! A bird's feather! A pillow!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: And now I will crack this egg like a pro. This is how the pros do it! *Smashes her hoof into the egg* And right into the pot! *Throws egg into pot*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: This is going to be really delicious. Isn't it?
Derpy: It looks like you're mashing up aléatoire shit together.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Get out! And take this ketchup packet with you! *Throws ketchup packet at Derpy*

Later, everypony tried out the "thing" Celestia cooked.

Celestia: I worked my floating mane off of this, so I want everypony to enjoy it.
Ponies: *Eating food*
Celestia: I can tell everypony really likes it.
Chrysler: *Burps* I think I just ate a cotton ball.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Don't toi dare insult my cooking like that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Skeletor: Don't worry Princess. I really enjoy this delicious meal, *Barfs on Alexis*
Audience: *Laughing*

Everypony started to stand up, and leave

Celestia: Where the hell do toi think you're all going?!
Timothy: Skeletor just barfed all over Alexis.
Celestia: I don't care! toi are going to sit back down, and enjoy the nourriture I created for you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Timothy: *Barfs on Celestia*
Celestia: *Barfs on table*
Audience: *Laughing*

Outside in the hallway, everypony could hear Celestia shouting.

Celestia: Somepony must have sabotaged my cooking!
Ponies: *Staring at Twilight*
Twilight: Yo! What the f**k are toi niggas staring at?
Audience: *Laughing*

We return to the block with Master Sword, and Saten Twist walking down the street.

Master Sword: toi told me never to go to your Celebrity Jeopardy games again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: As long as toi don't play as the person that created you, toi can stay there.
Master Sword: What's wrong with Windwakerguy430? He's awesome.
Saten Twist: Okay, his real name is Nick Craig, so shut up.
Master Sword: Do toi want me to stop talking?
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Stops walking* Wait a minute.
Master Sword: *Stops*
Saten Twist: This is where Tom, and Annie got attacked par that Warner Brothers Assassin.
Master Sword: I thought Warner Brothers made movies.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Looks to the left* He's there.
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Sleeping*
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: He's going to kill us, so we have to turn around.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Really? Let me take a look at him. *Looks left, and sees the assassin* Come on Saten, he's sleeping. We can go right past him, and he'll have no idea about it. *Walking down the street*
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Wakes up*
Master Sword: See? He isn't going to do anything. *Gets shot in leg*
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: I warned you. *Picks up Master Sword, and runs away* toi just had to ignore me. Didn't you?
Master Sword: He was sleeping.
Saten Twist: That's no excuse.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: What if toi told your teacher that if toi failed a test?
Master Sword: I'm gonna tell her I failed a test, because she was sleeping?
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: That's not the point. toi need to be plus careful.
Double Scoop: *Walking down the rue with Aina*
Saten Twist: Not these two. We can't let anything bad happen to them.

Meanwhile with the assassin.

Warner Brothers Assassin: Where is that Tom Foolery pony? He's insulted Warner Bros, and it's films, and TV shows too many times.
Tom: *Walking past the building*
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Looking at Tom* I can't find him!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Sees Tom* Great. Three ponies I need to protect. I'm too sober for this. *Grabs bottle of beer, and drinks it*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hi Saten.
Saten Twist: Tom, find cover.
Tom: Are toi talking about the assassin?
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Yeah, he's gonna shoot you.
Tom: Oh, I don't think so. He's not in his position on that building I just walked past.
Saten Twist: Don't let that fool you.
Master Sword: Yeah. Look what happened to me!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Make sure toi get away from the assassin before he wakes up suivant time.
Master Sword: *Glaring at Tom*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Wait a minute. We're doing a skit that has us in the army.
Saten Twist: Are toi talking about The Story Of Corporal Agarn?
Master Sword: Yes. I like where this is going.
Saten Twist: Because you're Corporal Agarn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Maybe that's who I'll be suivant time I end up in Celebrity Jeopardy.
Audience: *Laughing*
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Waiting for a bus*
Tom: Say, there's the assassin at a bus stop.
Saten Twist: He has his guns, and clothing in a suitcase.
Audience: *Laughing*
Warner Brothers Assassin: I'll be back to finish toi losers off. toi won't be alive for much longer! *Gets on bus*
Tom: That's right. We'll be alive for much much longer.
Audience: *Laughing*

The End

STH/AM6663 Entertainment. Copyright 2014
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Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
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So unlike what you've seeen!

So unsure but it seeeems!

Cause we've been waiting for you.

Fallen into this placcce!

Just giving toi a small taaaste!

Of your afterlife here so stay, you'll be back here soon anyway!

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I see a distant light!

But girl this can't be right!

Such a surreal place to see so how did this come to be!

Arrived too early!

And when I think of all the places I just don't belong!
I've come to grips with life and realize this is going too faaar!

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Dragged from her home, on the killing rock!
Black dog dying, on the weather vain!
The Devil's in a cat, and the baby's brain!

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Of the American!
The end!
The end!
Of the American!

Witch!

(Noo! No! No! NOOOOO!)

Alone on the hill, and ready to die!
Cancer of darkness, blacken eye!
The mark of the wolf, and the...
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An Canadian brony, who's become farely populaire over the past five years.

Has developed his own verison towards to new verison of my little pony, currently a internet sensation, despite it's orginal target audience.

The series is used as a mockery of the show, pointing out plot holes and the writers own opinion of each episode.
But without the full intent of HATING on it, ou insulting the fans.

The series keeps the "orginal" characters with the same roles. But characters such Trixie Lulamoon have larger roles, and changed from their orginal disloyal personality, to being plus relatable..

And...
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 Carnotaurus
Carnotaurus
#1: CARTAURUS - DIANOSOURS:
When toi think about it.
Being meat eaters doesn't make them ACTUALLY evil.
It just means they are trying to survive.
They have no real malicious intent.
They just care about feeding themselves and only montrer respect for themselves and no one else. However, the two in the movie might be a mated pair ou just relatives, they have a very strong bond and the surviving one shows a powerful grudge against Aladar, trying to drag him over a cliff even when it was obvious the Carnotaurus would die, after the other one was crushed par rocks Aladar's Friends caused to fall on it.....
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DIMITRI RASCALOV:
He starts off friendly, but after tricking Niko into betraying and killing Mikhail. Dimitri reveals his true couleurs and betrays Niko par trying to hand over to Bulgarin, but fails.
Soon after betraying Niko, Dimitri became a major figure in the Russian Mafia and started his own cocaine importation operation. He was arrested but released for attempting to bring cocaine into Liberty City along with a business associate. After they went into hiding in Bohan, he discovered that Roman still frequented a gambling tanière, den in Broker. Dimitri was owed an unspecified amount of money from The...
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posted by Canada24
Well.
We are almost done..

I can't say I really approved of Maxwell betraying everyone, but I came to accept it, considering we don't know all that much about him.
And, karma reached him, as it dose all Hellsing villains, ou well.. All villains in general.

Anyway.
Even though I don't always like him, it's good to see Alucard again. It's just, not the same without him.
Like South park without Kenny, and Family guy without Brain.

As I a dit before, I can't say I was serprised par Waltor joining them.
I was told that it was gonna appen, so was just waiting for it.

There was one thing I didn't really get...
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#1: Metallica - Leper Messiah..
Intrutmental ou not instrumental. This song still fits the titre of the most badass song the history of badass songs!

#2: agneau of God - Omertà..
We all know my feels towards screamo bands such as agneau of God.
I have little to NO tolerance towards it.
But, have toi heard this song as an instrumental.
It's friggin awesome!

#3: Korn - Daddy..
Well.. I finally found it.
A BAD Korn song.
But at least the instrumental is still epic.
They should use it in Walking Dead..
I sure as hell am using it in MY verison of Walking Dead.

#4: Korn - Did my time..
I l’amour both versions of the...
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STORY ONE:

CUPCAKES:

"Let it be known. My original reason posting a spoof of Cupcakes. Is to tell people to STOP taking it so damn seriously. To STOP hating on Pinkie. And STOP claiming it's so scaring. It's not even scary. And in my story, I montrer how things COULD of gone.."


Our story begins when the young mare arc en ciel Dash, came into SugerCube Corners, as she promised to spend time with the 'seemingly' innocent and adorable, Pinkie Pie (who is actually now turned into the far less innocent, but somewhat adorable, Pinkamena)..

RAINBOW: Hello? Pinkie? I'm here.

PINKAMENA: *voice is heard from within...
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posted by Canada24
Well I'm finally done this show..

Everybody says this is the greatest montrer ever made.. I never got that.. All it did was depress me, and make me question the meaning of life.

But guess that was the point.. This show, despite it's bright, colourful, appearance is fucking deep..

I heard on Youtube it's SUPPOSE too make toi question the meaning of life.

Most christians make up the story of Jesus, so we can believe in heaven.. And have someone too pray too.

I may be christian, but I don't FULLY believe in Jesus..

Well.. I believe he died on the cross.. But I don't believe he was the son of God.. I believe...
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sorry for the delay.. I thought I was sick yesterday. But turns out it's indigestion ou something.

Anyway.. Guess I got my wish.
Something is actually "happening" now.

I thought THE BABY would lead to the montrer becoming my exciting, but turns out it's that other guy. Whatever his name is. The bodyguard that betrayed the guy in episode 21.

As usual, I don't really have much to say. But it did convince me to rewatch episode 4.
I think that's my favourite episode so far. It reminds me why I'm watching it, moments like episode 4.
ou even that shootout in episode 21.

Oh well, hopefully this means I'm done the moments of "convincing myself" to keep watching this show. And actually have things happen now. :)
#1: WALKING DEAD:
I would l’amour two.
Trust me..
But... I'm too far into the series.
Sure I was one season behind.. Still trying to finish the 5th season, par the time season 6 was out. But it's always kinda been like that. I started walking dead too late.
But still.. I missed my chance to review it. As, when reviewing stuff. I need to start wait from the begining.
But I do HAVE a review for it..
Doug Walker (Nostalgia Critic) and I both pretty much say the say thing, but he says it plus a bit complicatedly.
"It's not even the actual 'zombies' that are scary. It's the fact that, nothing will ever be...
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#1:
"I make films for teenage boys. Oh, dear, what a crime."


#2:
"I've done plus girls than all of you."


#3:
“Are toi chewing gum? toi can not chew gum! It’s the most unsexy thing toi can do when you’re trying to do sexy shit!"


#4:
“Hey watch that light, thats our only Jésus thing-a-ma-jig!”


#5:
“Give me something to wipe the air with.”


#6:
"The guy is a fucking idiot, making threats to me, Clooney, Eli Roth, says he has a doctorate—but uses the word "retard" in his vocabulary, come on/"
#1: RIGHT NOW - KORN:
(no comment).


#2: LETS DO THIS NOW - KORN:
Same album.. Same awesomeness..


#3: FIVE FINGEL DEATH coup de poing - JYKELL AND HYDE:
So badass..


#4: SLAYER - RAINING BLOOD:
(No comment)..


#5 DROWNING POOL - BODIES:
It's a very famish song..


#6: SLIPKNOT - PSYCHOSOCIAL:


#7: HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD - CITY:


#8: KORN - BREAK SOME OFF:


#9: MASTODON - BLOOD AND THUNDER:


#10: SLIPKNOT - VENDETTA:

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My geekness for Freddy Krueger

My unhealthy obsession with online écriture

The fact I’m Canadian

My pride in being Irish

The way I hardly ever actually WATCH mlp, yet have the nerve to go to all those sites and write my own series for it

The fact I am OBSESSED with Packie McReary and he’s at least used ONCE, in EVERY gta fan fiction of mine

I hate Death metal, but yet I l’amour Korn

I have almost EVERY Eminem album

I LIKE Rob Drydek and Adam Standler

I never seen Sons of Anarchy (and yet it’s EVERYTHING I like these days, killing, guns, and.. Well.. Guns).

I STILL watch Spongebob sometimes

I DON’T play hockey

I have NO Friends these days, I have no life outside this site

i have ADHD

I secretly watch porn, but yet I whine about Rule34 shit

I think I’m funny

I’m think I’m cool

The fact having a GOOD evil laugh is important in my view
#5: JIMMY PALOLINO (or whatever it is):
I know. I know.
He's a dick, who killed Kate.
But in his defence.
Least he had a REASON to be angry.
With the death of Dimitri, he had nothing left, Niko plus ou less betrayed him.
And besides, he has a cool voice actor..


#2; LAZLO JONES:
A foul mouthed, perverted, arrogant, dick.
But that's "average" for GTA.
And I don't know.
He's kinda funny..


#3: Playboy X:
I still prefer Dwayne over Playboy.
But I wish NEITHER had to die.
I hate betraying ANYONE..


#4: U.L. PAPER CONTACT:
(AKA, Michael's boss).
DOWN IN THE TUNNELS:

Frankyln rode on a huge yellow, HVY Cutter to create a huge opening on the bank vault. When the hole is created, he than parked the Cutter an ample distance away, followed par telling Carly to plant the explosives.

As Carly did this, Franklyn saw NOOSE units approaching from the tunnels.

Frankyln took out an M16 and began shooting at them, killing a good few of them before having to reload.

Carly blew open the gates to the gold.

"I got them!" Carly called out to Franklyn.

"Okay.. But hope toi brought a gun.. There's dozens of them!" Franklyn cried.

"Sure did!" Carly said, pulling...
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#1:
Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill toi both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell toi all the cool shit I want for Christmas.
Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood.
Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?


#2:
Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o.
[gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship]
Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?


#3:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill toi both, slice toi open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers!
Elliot Salem: I mean...
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#1:
AVGN: toi know what's really weird? That this game was actually capable of a 4-player mode using an accessory that allows four controllers to be connected to your Nintendo Entertainment System? Now, I can't imagine having four people playing this game. Who's gonna want to play this piece of shit? I'm lucky if I can get one other person! I have a better chance of cloning myself. (four Angry Video Game Nerds play and curse at the same time)
AVGN 1: Hey, wait. Wait, wait, wait. I just cloned myself. I'm in a dream, I can do whatever I want, so why don't we all just stop playing this fucking...
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#10: GARY TAKES A BATH:
We never realized this as a kid.
But it's hard to believe they got away with spongebob saying "don't drop the soap" and than winking.
If toi don't know why this is innapriopiate, I would rather not be the one to explain it too you..

#9: GRAVEYARD SHIFT:
The story Squidward tells, involves the ghost of someone going around murdering people, and the way the phone rings and no one réponses seems rather disturbing for a kid show..

#8: CLAMS:
Mr Krabs, in his crazed state, attempts to get Spongebob and Squidward literary killed when he used them for live bait..

#7: SQUEAKY BOOTS:...
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