Running from Chicacolt to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run par thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.
Episode 4: montrer business
October 3, 1950
Pete: *driving train at 10 miles an hour, then stops* Hello. I'm the controller of the Union Pacific. This engine I'm driving is not only fast, but it's the world's largest engine, and can pull a train five miles long. The Union Pacific. Power in everything.
Director: Aaaaand cut!! That was excellent.
Pete: Thank you.
Director: But if toi want this commercial in theatres we gotta see all the ponies that work on this railline.
Pete: Alrighty then. Get ready to meet the crew.
Director: *climbs in cab*
commercial crew: *gets in train*
Director: These bigboys toi have, are they normally used for hauling passengers?
Pete: Nope. We're only using this for the passenger train today, because we have a commercial to shoot. *backs up train*
Pete took the director, and his crew to the station in Cheyenne.
Hawkeye: *arrives* What's going on here?
Snowflake: Pete's shooting a commercial for our railroad.
Hawkeye: Is he really?
Red Rose: Yup.
Honey: He's been taking this pretty seriously.
Hawkeye: And who wouldn't? I'd make sure the commercial I was shooting would be excellent.
Pete: Hawkeye, where's Coffee Creme, and Orion?
Hawkeye: They'll be here soon. The train they're driving stopped, and is refueling.
Pete: And where is Percy and Jeff?
Percy: Right here sir.
Jeff: Wouldn't miss this for the world.
Pete: Good, cuz this is the most important part of the commercial. I gotta get in front of the camera with all of you.
Gordon: Whoa whoa whoa! Hold up toi losers. What's going on here?
Hawkeye: We're shooting a commercial. Winner
Gordon: W-
Hawkeye: Of the loser's championship!
Gordon: UGH!! I was going to come back here, and get rehired, but I guess not! *walks away*
Director: Well, if that's the case, toi can't be in the commercial.
Gordon: I don't wanna be in it anyway!
Director: Not you!! Pete!
Pete: What?! He's not in the crew anymore, he was fired!
Director: Then rehire him so he can be a part of the crew.
Hawkeye: If only toi were here for the two, and a half years Gordon worked on this line.
Director: Listen to me. I want that stallion back here, ou the commercial is off. do toi hear me?! OFF!
Pete: Fine! We'll get him back.
Orion: *arrives at station*
Coffee Creme: *teleports on platform* Hello everypony.
Pete: Coffee Creme, good. You're here. I need you, and Hawkeye to go find Gordon, and persuade him to come back to our line.
Hawkeye: toi must be joking.
Pete: Unfortunately I'm not. This is serious if we want to get the commercial going again.
Director: toi have a week to get him back par the way.
Hawkeye: Fine, we'll do it. Let's go Coffee Creme. *walks to car*
Coffee Creme: How are we supposed to find him?
Hawkeye: Easy, he's orange, overweight, and is a unicorn.That pretty much describes him. *gets in car* Let's go.
Coffee Creme: *gets in Hawkeye's car*
Gordon drove his car out of the parking lot, and headed away from the station
Coffee Creme: Where is he going?
Hawkeye: I don't know, but we need to get him back now.
Gordon: *runs red light*
Hawkeye: *stops* That crazy idiot! It's like he wants to die!
Coffee Creme: We have to go after him!
The light turns green
Hawkeye: *going 35*
Gordon: *going 40*
Hawkeye: Come on, a little faster would be nice *going 40*
Gordon: *turns left*
Coffee Creme: Is he going to the airport?
Hawkeye: I sure hope not. I hate flying!
Gordon: *goes to airport*
Hawkeye: Why can't he take the train?! He used to work on a railway after all!
Coffee Creme: Never mind that, let's go! *runs to airport*
Gordon: I'd like one ticket to Neigh York City.
Ticket mare: Sure thing, that will be ten dollars.
Gordon: *pays for ticket*
Ticket mare: *gives ticket*
Hawkeye: At least we know where he's going. Now we get tickets to Neigh York City.
Coffee Creme: I thought it was called Manehattan.
Hawkeye: Oh, who cares, that town has a lot of nicknames. Now let's follow him, adventure Style!!
Indiana Jones theme starts to play
Gordon: *falls asleep*
Hawkeye & Coffee Creme: *sneak past*
Hawkeye: *sits behind Gordon* Now we wait here.
Coffee Creme: Ok
Pilot: *takes off*
Then suddenly, as the plane took off, a huge map showed up, and a red line went from Cheyenne montrer where Hawkeye was going in order to get to Manehattan.
The nearest airport to Manehattan was the one in Jersey City. After that Gordon had another way to get into Manehattan.
Gordon: *walks to taxis*
Hawkeye: Let's follow him now! *follows Gordon*
Coffee Creme: *follows*
Gordon: TAXI!!
Cab driver: *stops*
Gordon: *gets in* Take me to Manehattan at Grand Central Station.
Cab driver: *drives*
Hawkeye: *whistles* TAXI!
cab driver: *stops*
Hawkeye: Follow that cab
cab driver: *takes off*
Hawkeye: *gets in* With me, and the lovely mare!
Coffee Creme: *gets in*
The two cabs eventually entered Manehattan, and continued on to Grand Central Station.
2 minutes later, both cabs arrived.
Gordon: *pays fare* Thanks.
Hawkeye: *pays fare* Keep the change.
cab drivers: *drive away*
Gordon: Wait a minute *looks behind him* What are toi two doing here?!
Hawkeye: *speaking british* Oh hello there! We were just coming here on holiday. What a pleasure to meet toi here.
Gordon: I didn't know toi were british.
Hawkeye: Well toi do now. May I interest toi in a chance to be famous?
Gordon: Oh yeah? How?
Hawkeye: Let's just say you'll be seen in theatres all over the United States of Equestria.
Gordon: Yeah, no thanks.
Hawkeye: Wait a minute!!! toi don't even know what's it about.
Gordon: Trains.
Hawkeye: *speaking normally* Ok, so toi found out about what we were up to, but why don't toi want to be in this commercial?
Gordon: Because the stallion I used to work for is a peice of hell, that I am glad to be away from!
Hawkeye: Pete is ten times the poney you'll ever be, but listen! This is a once in a lifetime opprotunity here. toi have to get rehired, and then you'll be in the commercial.
Gordon: What if I don't want to?
Hawkeye: Really? I know it's not like being in a actual movie, but this could be a beginning for you. And it start's now. Let's go
Gordon: no.
Hawkeye: YES!!
Gordon: I don't want to go back to Cheyenne with you!!! ALRIGHT?! *teleports away*
Hawkeye: Well, this will be harder than I thought it would be.
Gordon teleported onto the empire state building, and was standing on the very top.
Hawkeye: Wait a minute, I think I see Gordon on that building.
Coffee Creme: We have to save him!!
Gordon: *prepares to jump*
Coffee Creme & Hawkeye: *teleport suivant to Gordon*
Hawkeye: Don't jump!
Gordon: Why shouldn't I?
Coffee Creme: Because toi have to be in a commercial!
Gordon: NO!!!! *jumps*
Hawkeye: Well, that was unfortunate.
Coffee Creme: Yeah. Let's go back to Cheyenne
Gordon: *teleports back on building* toi thought I would be that stupid?! *laughs*
Hawkeye: No. You're even dumber. No poney jumps off a building, and acts like it's a joke.
Gordon: Yeah well, fuck you. Come on Coffee Creme, let's teleport back to Cheyenne.
The two licornes teleported back to Cheyenne with Hawkeye
Pete: There toi are! Has Gordon changed his mind?
Gordon: Yup, but I want a new job here.
Pete: And what might that be?
Gordon: I want to work in the train yards, and tell everypony what to do!
Pete: Sure. We'll arrange that after the commercial.
Director: Alright, good! Now line up suivant to each other with Pete in the middle.
Ponies: *line up*
Director: Great. Aaaaand ACTION!
Pete: This is the workers on part of the Union Pacific.
Percy: Me, and Jeff here are responsible for fixing the tracks.
Snowflake: I am in charge of switching tracks.
Gordon: I tell ponies what to do
Hawkeye: I am one of the engineers.
Coffee Creme: I am a firemare
Honey: Me too!
Orion: I also drive trains.
Red Rose: I am the yard manager, I take control of everything in thetrain yards.
Pete: And that's all the ponies that work here.
Director: And cut! Very good, but Gordon... I think toi could use a different line to say.
a week later, the ponies were watching their commercial
Percy: Me, and Jeff here are responsible for fixing the tracks.
Snowflake: I am in charge of switching tracks.
Gordon: I get told what to do.
Hawkeye: Hahaha! Seems like Gordon didn't get what he expected!
Coffee Creme: I hear ya. I actually feel sorry for him.
Hawkeye: Why?
Coffee Creme; While all of us are watching this commercial, he has to stay at the yards with Red Rose, and Orion.
Red Rose: Gordon, make sure toi uncouple the tank cars from the box car.
Gordon: I know what to do! *uncouples tank cars* Oh wait. I think there were chemicals in there. *chases tank cars*
Orion: *Stops*
Red Rose: What are toi doing Gordon?!?
Gordon: Saving your ass! So I can slap it!
Red Rose: I wish he did jump off the empire state building.
The freight cars kept going down the colline
Gordon: NO! STOP!! *jumps on*
Orion: Oh my god.
Gordon: *applies brakes* Oh piss! The brakes broke!! *grabs stones*
Red Rose: Where did that come from?!
Gordon: STOP!! STOP!! *throws stones idiotically*
Orion: Should we tell Pete about this?
Red Rose: Nah, let's watch his moronic act.
The End
On The suivant Episode of Ponies On The Rails
With the korean war going on, Gordon has to go to Las Pegasus.
SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright 2013
Episode 4: montrer business
October 3, 1950
Pete: *driving train at 10 miles an hour, then stops* Hello. I'm the controller of the Union Pacific. This engine I'm driving is not only fast, but it's the world's largest engine, and can pull a train five miles long. The Union Pacific. Power in everything.
Director: Aaaaand cut!! That was excellent.
Pete: Thank you.
Director: But if toi want this commercial in theatres we gotta see all the ponies that work on this railline.
Pete: Alrighty then. Get ready to meet the crew.
Director: *climbs in cab*
commercial crew: *gets in train*
Director: These bigboys toi have, are they normally used for hauling passengers?
Pete: Nope. We're only using this for the passenger train today, because we have a commercial to shoot. *backs up train*
Pete took the director, and his crew to the station in Cheyenne.
Hawkeye: *arrives* What's going on here?
Snowflake: Pete's shooting a commercial for our railroad.
Hawkeye: Is he really?
Red Rose: Yup.
Honey: He's been taking this pretty seriously.
Hawkeye: And who wouldn't? I'd make sure the commercial I was shooting would be excellent.
Pete: Hawkeye, where's Coffee Creme, and Orion?
Hawkeye: They'll be here soon. The train they're driving stopped, and is refueling.
Pete: And where is Percy and Jeff?
Percy: Right here sir.
Jeff: Wouldn't miss this for the world.
Pete: Good, cuz this is the most important part of the commercial. I gotta get in front of the camera with all of you.
Gordon: Whoa whoa whoa! Hold up toi losers. What's going on here?
Hawkeye: We're shooting a commercial. Winner
Gordon: W-
Hawkeye: Of the loser's championship!
Gordon: UGH!! I was going to come back here, and get rehired, but I guess not! *walks away*
Director: Well, if that's the case, toi can't be in the commercial.
Gordon: I don't wanna be in it anyway!
Director: Not you!! Pete!
Pete: What?! He's not in the crew anymore, he was fired!
Director: Then rehire him so he can be a part of the crew.
Hawkeye: If only toi were here for the two, and a half years Gordon worked on this line.
Director: Listen to me. I want that stallion back here, ou the commercial is off. do toi hear me?! OFF!
Pete: Fine! We'll get him back.
Orion: *arrives at station*
Coffee Creme: *teleports on platform* Hello everypony.
Pete: Coffee Creme, good. You're here. I need you, and Hawkeye to go find Gordon, and persuade him to come back to our line.
Hawkeye: toi must be joking.
Pete: Unfortunately I'm not. This is serious if we want to get the commercial going again.
Director: toi have a week to get him back par the way.
Hawkeye: Fine, we'll do it. Let's go Coffee Creme. *walks to car*
Coffee Creme: How are we supposed to find him?
Hawkeye: Easy, he's orange, overweight, and is a unicorn.That pretty much describes him. *gets in car* Let's go.
Coffee Creme: *gets in Hawkeye's car*
Gordon drove his car out of the parking lot, and headed away from the station
Coffee Creme: Where is he going?
Hawkeye: I don't know, but we need to get him back now.
Gordon: *runs red light*
Hawkeye: *stops* That crazy idiot! It's like he wants to die!
Coffee Creme: We have to go after him!
The light turns green
Hawkeye: *going 35*
Gordon: *going 40*
Hawkeye: Come on, a little faster would be nice *going 40*
Gordon: *turns left*
Coffee Creme: Is he going to the airport?
Hawkeye: I sure hope not. I hate flying!
Gordon: *goes to airport*
Hawkeye: Why can't he take the train?! He used to work on a railway after all!
Coffee Creme: Never mind that, let's go! *runs to airport*
Gordon: I'd like one ticket to Neigh York City.
Ticket mare: Sure thing, that will be ten dollars.
Gordon: *pays for ticket*
Ticket mare: *gives ticket*
Hawkeye: At least we know where he's going. Now we get tickets to Neigh York City.
Coffee Creme: I thought it was called Manehattan.
Hawkeye: Oh, who cares, that town has a lot of nicknames. Now let's follow him, adventure Style!!
Indiana Jones theme starts to play
Gordon: *falls asleep*
Hawkeye & Coffee Creme: *sneak past*
Hawkeye: *sits behind Gordon* Now we wait here.
Coffee Creme: Ok
Pilot: *takes off*
Then suddenly, as the plane took off, a huge map showed up, and a red line went from Cheyenne montrer where Hawkeye was going in order to get to Manehattan.
The nearest airport to Manehattan was the one in Jersey City. After that Gordon had another way to get into Manehattan.
Gordon: *walks to taxis*
Hawkeye: Let's follow him now! *follows Gordon*
Coffee Creme: *follows*
Gordon: TAXI!!
Cab driver: *stops*
Gordon: *gets in* Take me to Manehattan at Grand Central Station.
Cab driver: *drives*
Hawkeye: *whistles* TAXI!
cab driver: *stops*
Hawkeye: Follow that cab
cab driver: *takes off*
Hawkeye: *gets in* With me, and the lovely mare!
Coffee Creme: *gets in*
The two cabs eventually entered Manehattan, and continued on to Grand Central Station.
2 minutes later, both cabs arrived.
Gordon: *pays fare* Thanks.
Hawkeye: *pays fare* Keep the change.
cab drivers: *drive away*
Gordon: Wait a minute *looks behind him* What are toi two doing here?!
Hawkeye: *speaking british* Oh hello there! We were just coming here on holiday. What a pleasure to meet toi here.
Gordon: I didn't know toi were british.
Hawkeye: Well toi do now. May I interest toi in a chance to be famous?
Gordon: Oh yeah? How?
Hawkeye: Let's just say you'll be seen in theatres all over the United States of Equestria.
Gordon: Yeah, no thanks.
Hawkeye: Wait a minute!!! toi don't even know what's it about.
Gordon: Trains.
Hawkeye: *speaking normally* Ok, so toi found out about what we were up to, but why don't toi want to be in this commercial?
Gordon: Because the stallion I used to work for is a peice of hell, that I am glad to be away from!
Hawkeye: Pete is ten times the poney you'll ever be, but listen! This is a once in a lifetime opprotunity here. toi have to get rehired, and then you'll be in the commercial.
Gordon: What if I don't want to?
Hawkeye: Really? I know it's not like being in a actual movie, but this could be a beginning for you. And it start's now. Let's go
Gordon: no.
Hawkeye: YES!!
Gordon: I don't want to go back to Cheyenne with you!!! ALRIGHT?! *teleports away*
Hawkeye: Well, this will be harder than I thought it would be.
Gordon teleported onto the empire state building, and was standing on the very top.
Hawkeye: Wait a minute, I think I see Gordon on that building.
Coffee Creme: We have to save him!!
Gordon: *prepares to jump*
Coffee Creme & Hawkeye: *teleport suivant to Gordon*
Hawkeye: Don't jump!
Gordon: Why shouldn't I?
Coffee Creme: Because toi have to be in a commercial!
Gordon: NO!!!! *jumps*
Hawkeye: Well, that was unfortunate.
Coffee Creme: Yeah. Let's go back to Cheyenne
Gordon: *teleports back on building* toi thought I would be that stupid?! *laughs*
Hawkeye: No. You're even dumber. No poney jumps off a building, and acts like it's a joke.
Gordon: Yeah well, fuck you. Come on Coffee Creme, let's teleport back to Cheyenne.
The two licornes teleported back to Cheyenne with Hawkeye
Pete: There toi are! Has Gordon changed his mind?
Gordon: Yup, but I want a new job here.
Pete: And what might that be?
Gordon: I want to work in the train yards, and tell everypony what to do!
Pete: Sure. We'll arrange that after the commercial.
Director: Alright, good! Now line up suivant to each other with Pete in the middle.
Ponies: *line up*
Director: Great. Aaaaand ACTION!
Pete: This is the workers on part of the Union Pacific.
Percy: Me, and Jeff here are responsible for fixing the tracks.
Snowflake: I am in charge of switching tracks.
Gordon: I tell ponies what to do
Hawkeye: I am one of the engineers.
Coffee Creme: I am a firemare
Honey: Me too!
Orion: I also drive trains.
Red Rose: I am the yard manager, I take control of everything in thetrain yards.
Pete: And that's all the ponies that work here.
Director: And cut! Very good, but Gordon... I think toi could use a different line to say.
a week later, the ponies were watching their commercial
Percy: Me, and Jeff here are responsible for fixing the tracks.
Snowflake: I am in charge of switching tracks.
Gordon: I get told what to do.
Hawkeye: Hahaha! Seems like Gordon didn't get what he expected!
Coffee Creme: I hear ya. I actually feel sorry for him.
Hawkeye: Why?
Coffee Creme; While all of us are watching this commercial, he has to stay at the yards with Red Rose, and Orion.
Red Rose: Gordon, make sure toi uncouple the tank cars from the box car.
Gordon: I know what to do! *uncouples tank cars* Oh wait. I think there were chemicals in there. *chases tank cars*
Orion: *Stops*
Red Rose: What are toi doing Gordon?!?
Gordon: Saving your ass! So I can slap it!
Red Rose: I wish he did jump off the empire state building.
The freight cars kept going down the colline
Gordon: NO! STOP!! *jumps on*
Orion: Oh my god.
Gordon: *applies brakes* Oh piss! The brakes broke!! *grabs stones*
Red Rose: Where did that come from?!
Gordon: STOP!! STOP!! *throws stones idiotically*
Orion: Should we tell Pete about this?
Red Rose: Nah, let's watch his moronic act.
The End
On The suivant Episode of Ponies On The Rails
With the korean war going on, Gordon has to go to Las Pegasus.
SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright 2013
Robotnik: Pingas!
Well, not ALL of them actually happened too ME
#1: My dad has the biggest.. When his job required him to go to Afghanistan.. He a dit he was kidnapped.. Even though it wasn't real, and was a simulation.. He was still blindfolded, held at gun point, and was told too spread his dirty shoes on the Canadian flag,. He didn't, he a dit "some things, toi just can't mentally do".
#2: When my sister and I were on a plane ride, the plane was struck par lightening.. We legit were scared for our lives..
#3: My mom a dit that her house was nearly broken into, and she stared the robber straight in the face, believing it was her brother..
#4: One time I was nearly stabbed par a creepy guy that I think was on drugs.. I no longer jog hang out in dark allies.. Just kidding.. That never happened.
#5: That time I fell off a tree, and knocked my wind out..
#6: My aunt a dit she was nearly assaulted my creepy dude that was watching her from inside her car, as she was texting..
#1: My dad has the biggest.. When his job required him to go to Afghanistan.. He a dit he was kidnapped.. Even though it wasn't real, and was a simulation.. He was still blindfolded, held at gun point, and was told too spread his dirty shoes on the Canadian flag,. He didn't, he a dit "some things, toi just can't mentally do".
#2: When my sister and I were on a plane ride, the plane was struck par lightening.. We legit were scared for our lives..
#3: My mom a dit that her house was nearly broken into, and she stared the robber straight in the face, believing it was her brother..
#4: One time I was nearly stabbed par a creepy guy that I think was on drugs.. I no longer jog hang out in dark allies.. Just kidding.. That never happened.
#5: That time I fell off a tree, and knocked my wind out..
#6: My aunt a dit she was nearly assaulted my creepy dude that was watching her from inside her car, as she was texting..
Well.. Wind called it.. Stuff is finally starting to get interesting again..
And I understand how that "one bullet can destroy a town" thing.
It reminds me of BACKWATER GOSPEL.
What, if toi haven't seen. Basically says, fear is the TRUE evil..
The UnderTaker was basically Grim Reaper, but he didn't actually "take" anyone. He knew the state the town was in, and, ironically it WAS a test, the corrupt priest was right about one thing..
The Undertaker would've left after the seventh day, had the town simply done nothing.. But they were all horrified, and it caused them to slaughter each other.
Anyway..
We're almost done.. I don't think I'll be reviewing any plus animé after this..
LINK: link
And I understand how that "one bullet can destroy a town" thing.
It reminds me of BACKWATER GOSPEL.
What, if toi haven't seen. Basically says, fear is the TRUE evil..
The UnderTaker was basically Grim Reaper, but he didn't actually "take" anyone. He knew the state the town was in, and, ironically it WAS a test, the corrupt priest was right about one thing..
The Undertaker would've left after the seventh day, had the town simply done nothing.. But they were all horrified, and it caused them to slaughter each other.
Anyway..
We're almost done.. I don't think I'll be reviewing any plus animé after this..
LINK: link
