Canada24's club.. Article: Canada24 reviews CHILDS PLAY

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posted by Canada24

So I watched 2 films for reviews.. The other was Jaws the revenge.. Cause people l’amour my negative reviews, and I am NOT reviewing any plus Snuff films.

How was this movie not suppose to be a comedy. par nature, it's so over the top. It's not really very scary.. Well, at the time it probably was.

I'm not saying that as bad thing.. I like that about it.. It's what makes Brad Dourif so great in this role.. He's so over the top. But he seems to be doing it on purpose..

It's what in my option makes Chucky scary (if anything was too).. Not only is he a doll, which for a kid in Andy's position is scary "enough".. But he's such a sadist.. He's clearly enjoying this.. It's like Freddy Krueger.. This is what makes them scary.. Chucky and Freddy are clearly enjoying it.. Even in the many sequels, Freddy can still be creepy in the level of pleasure he's getting in the pain he's causing..

I swear to god. At the ending, I kept watching the hand, waiting for it to point the finger as it's final act.. It would of been such a "Chucky" way to go out..

What plus can I say.. I thought I had a lot to say.. But I don't..

I give this movie a B.. Cause that's what it is.. An B movie.. Check it out if toi want..

Brad Douriff is honestly the best part.. Except maybe the mom. Who won an award for the role.. But Dourif won nothing.. What the hell Hollywood.

Anyway.. Leave comments, if toi have any..

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DisneyPrince88 Great review, Child’s Play will always be a treasured horror movie classic and will not be forgotten Let’s.Hope.The.Remake.Doesn’t.F**k.It.Up!

Canada24 Martk Hamill is a good start

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ROCK ISLAND HORRORS: Part 2:

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Vaas

Johnny awoke tied to chair. Carly tied to a chair infront of him, Packie two.

"Packie! Packie are toi okay!?" Johnny cried.

Packie was two weak to reply. He looked very beaten up, and looked half dead.

Suddenly Vaas showed up, pouring gasoline around the room, and even doing a silly little dance about it, before throwing away the can and tried lighting match, but it wasn't working very well.

"Let me guess.. Your Vaas" Johnny said, glaring at him.

"Smart biker boy, very smart" Vaas mocked.

"When I get out of thi-"

"Haha.. toi think your so tough don't you" Vaas laughed.

But Vaas paused as he noticed...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 49

posted by Seanthehedgehog

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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 49

Buses Are Worse Than Trains

August 13, 1955

One day, At Mirage's house, he was getting ready for work.

Mirage: *Breathing in fresh air, and looks all around him* Another beautiful day, and plus time for me to work.
Colts: *Running to Mirage* Mister, we need your help!...

haut, retour au début 5 horror films scenes to scare me

posted by Canada24

I watch a lot of these things.. I don't get scared too easily par movies. Though different story in real life..

These ones do it though.. Most of them are ghost movies.. I'm believer in that shit.. So I get uneasy around well directed ghost shit..

#1: SIXTH SENSE:
Something about classroom scene where the kid starts revealing knowledge of the teachers past.. It got to me..

#2: CONJURING SERIES:
In the first it's actually too particalar scenes.. First is when toi literary see nothing but darkness, but camera zooms in on it.. seconde is when Lorrane flashbacks to first meeting the family, and we see...

FUNNIEST FIRST REACTIONS I HAD TO MY LITTLE poney

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PILOT EPISODE, PART ONE

(theme song plays)
Me: Oh god!.. Why!?.. Why dose that song exist!? The montrer seemed kinda interesting.. But than I had to have that ear bleeding reminder that THIS is what I'm watching!.. Why are there so many fucking images and fan arts!?.. I mean, how can people say "I watch My Little Pony", I mean, even just the name "my little pony".. It just reminds us that it's THIS kind of show!?.. Why did I agree to this!?

(AJ is naming all the pomme ponies)
Me: (annoyed) We get it! Their pomme names!

Fluttershy: Oh! A baby dragon!
Me; IT'S A BABY!?... Well, there goes the only character...

Avenged Sevenfold Live

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Matt Shadows is such a awesome singer!! He's wait up there with James Hatfield and the guy from Korn

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haut, retour au début 10 Sgt Frank Woods quotes.. (this guy is, in my opinion the GREATEST call of Duty character)..

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#1:
Woods: (catch phrase) toi CAN'T KILL ME!!

#2:
Mason: Woods, toi look like hammered shit!
Woods: Looks don't count for shit in the jungle. This is 'Nam baby!

#3:
Woods: (when Mason "player" shoots him) toi do that again! I'll kill you!

#4:
Woods: Back in '64, the CIA gave up control of covert operations in South-East Asia... handed it over to the US military. From that, MAC-V-SOG was born. Now aside from being a base for the Marine Corps, Khe Sanh is our launching point for all cross-border activities. Mostly Laos and Cambodia. Missions are S&D, sabotage, black propaganda, strategic reconnaissance,...

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haut, retour au début ten most disturbing fanfictions I've ever read,.

posted by Canada24

#1: THE POKEMON STORY:
WE WERE WARNED. For months Rob told us there was a spirit-shattering tale of Pokemon-y wrongness out there, and we laughed at him. He a dit it was the worst fan fiction he’d seen, and we waved him off. We taunted him, begged him to fucking montrer it. We were so innocent then. How could we know? How could we possibly prepare ourselves for the depths this story would go to?

The Pokemon story went to lengths as bad as Lara Croft and Squick, but it did it in the lovingly cutesy world of Pokemon. This, frankly, was bad enough to put it at the haut, retour au début of the list. The things that...

Rick grimes citations (comic book)

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#1:
“(being attacked par Zombie, before knowing what zombies are) STOP! LEAVE ME ALONE! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?”

#2:
“(To Governor) toi PEOPLE ARE ANIMALS!!"

#3:
“Thinking of the good times makes all this seem worse”

#4:
Lori: Rick, toi shaking.
Rick: The past two days.. I been so focused on finding toi and Carl.. I hadn’t had time… To be scared.

#5:
Carl (kills Shane): (in tears) It’s not the same as killing the dead ones Daddy.
Rick (hugs him): I never SHOULD be son.. It never should be.

#6:
“I understand what your saying Tyreese. I just watched my best friend flip out...

haut, retour au début TEN MOST EVIL VILLAINS

posted by Canada24

I know I did this kinda liste before.. But it's mostly a new take.. Orginally this featured Windwaker, but he had no ideas.. So I had my friend Sarah.. AKA.. xXBalorBabeXx, from my Fanfiction.net account..

Mine has images so your know the difference..

#10: LORD FRIEZA

I never watched Dragon Ball Z. But I find it interesting. Though I could only get though first season, and stick to Youtube videos.. But anyway, Frieza is always amongst the highest of DBZ villain lists. For one thing, the reason Cell is so evil, is because Frieza is a part of him. Unlike most DBZ villains, Frieza was not created...

Freddy Krueger

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On The Block Episode 16

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: toi see, we forgot to do this in the last episode.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Yes, I know, we feel terrible.
Tom: Wait a second. Stop booing, and we'll let toi know who Brony Of The mois is assholes.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: You're making it worse.
Tom: I'm making it worse? They're supposed to be cheering, ou laughing....

Badass version of EMPTY SPACES

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SONG: What shall we do now.. SCENE FROM: The Wall, film version (1982)

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haut, retour au début 20 Coach Hines citations

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#1:
Hines: Now listen, I'm just bored as toi are.. But we're gonna all listen as this dork finishes his little useless yackedy yack yack.

#2:
Hines: WHAT!? IN THE NAME OF GOD!? JUST HAPPENED!?
Yomanshi: I don't think they were fooled coach.
Hines: Is that what toi THINK Yomanshi!? Maybe that's because toi decided to start standing in open territory!

#3:
Hines: STOP IT! ou I WILL SET toi ON FIRE!!

#4:
Hines: I swear to god in heaven I will turn your eyes into scrambled eggs.. DON'T ASK ME HOW!!

#5:
Hines: Out there.. Is our enemy.. The norwood, academy for deranged boys... And they.. Would like nothing...

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My liste haut, retour au début seven most evil villains from my GTA series..

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#1: OGDAN:

The dragon from Demons, who forced Verona to have Liz. Ogdan is generally shown as manipulative, intelligent, arrogant, and possibly sexually attracted to Liz.. Basically, he told Verona to bang him par telling her that his species are dying. But she has seconde thoughts and runs off with Liz.. Ogdan respondes par killing an entire village of sick dragon family's including the childrun. And telling everyone it was Verona, which assumably worked.. Sense than he's been trying get Liz for himself. Even kidnaps and brainwashes Seras into trying to kill Verona.. And he generally quite feared.....

My Little Pornstar Episode 13

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arc en ciel Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland montrer - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin at Applebloom's school. Cheerilee was about to teach everyone something that they probably already knew.

Cheerilee: Alright everypornstar. Today we're going to talk about the things on our legs that force us to have a talent. I'm talking about sexy marks.
Fillies: Oooh.
Diamond Tiara: *Bored* BORED, BORED, BORED,...

My Little Pornstar Episode 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arc en ciel Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland montrer - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight was walking down the rue with Spike while Pinkie Pie was wearing an umbrella on her head.

Twilight: Man, this sucks. First my car gets eaten par parasprites, and now toi want me to buy toi a shitload of fucking ice cream!
Spike: Twilight, why are toi in a bad mood? Christmas is coming soon.
Twilight:...

Pinkamena

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haut, retour au début 20 funniest citations from MrAwkwardReviewer..

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#1:
"Let's read citations during the stupid theme song.. Here's one from APPLEJACKPONY saying "you need to stop swearing so much". Well AppleJack, toi can go fuckin fuck yourself! Don't like, don't watch!"

#2:
Spike: The spell took over you, and toi wanted to change everything in Equestria. I was afraid to tell toi how I really felt about it, but then I... I told toi the truth.
Mrawkwardreviewer: My question is.. What kind of evil spellbook is that!?.. Did people say "thousand years from now I want people learning lessons about friendship!?", yeah. Some evil...

#3:
"Ahh, here comes princess Twilight...

Alastar

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