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5 dead rising bosees I don't even BOTHER with most times

posted by Canada24

#1: RANDY:
This dude is IMPOSSIBLE

#2: The magicians:
Impossible!

#3: ANTOINE:
I just gave up eventually.
Espically after having wasted an entire MG gun on him.
And FUCK that healing!

#4: TED AND SNOWFLAKE:
I HATE that friggin tiger!

#5: LEON:
Well, I don't mind fighting him actually, but it takes forever with him rarely sitting still, and I didn't have the time, Katie needed her medicine

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Windwakerguy430 Leon's a piece of shit. Worst boss in the game :P

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haut, retour au début five most disturbing spongebob villains

posted by Canada24

1: THE SEA BEAR:
A Sea ours is a large piranha-like poisson with claw-tipped fins and the head of a grizzly bear. Squidward did not believe in the sea bear's existence until he was attacked par one in The Camping Episode where it is featured as the main antagonist.
The sea ours is quite disturbing for a kids show.
It is an exceptionally violent animal, the sea ours took an immediate dislike to Squidward and attacked him repeteadly throughout the episode.
The sea ours then violently mauls him and repeats this five times after for differing reasons: running, limping, crawling, simple dislike for the...

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haut, retour au début ten most disturbing spongebob moments:

posted by Canada24

#10: GARY TAKES A BATH:
We never realized this as a kid.
But it's hard to believe they got away with spongebob saying "don't drop the soap" and than winking.
If toi don't know why this is innapriopiate, I would rather not be the one to explain it too you..

#9: GRAVEYARD SHIFT:
The story Squidward tells, involves the ghost of someone going around murdering people, and the way the phone rings and no one réponses seems rather disturbing for a kid show..

#8: CLAMS:
Mr Krabs, in his crazed state, attempts to get Spongebob and Squidward literary killed when he used them for live bait..

#7: SQUEAKY BOOTS:...

My Little Pornstar Episode 12

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arc en ciel Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland montrer - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. arc en ciel Dash was with Fluttershy in a parking lot full of Buicks.

Rainbow Dash: Now, what have we learned?
Fluttershy: Nothing.
Rainbow Dash: No! We learned something.
Fluttershy: Lots of control.
Rainbow Dash: Good.
Fluttershy: Screaming, and hollering.
Rainbow Dash: Yes, and most importantly...
Fluttershy: Passion....

My Little Pornstar Episode 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arc en ciel Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland montrer - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. The pegasus ponies were putting storm clouds into the skies of Ponyville.

Rarity: *Watching the pegasi working* Why are they doing that?
Applejack: Because they're alcoholics fucking with Mother Nature. *Points to one of the pegasi* salut asshole!! Get the storm clouds out of here!! We're supposed to have blue skies...

haut, retour au début ten darkest movie moments

posted by Canada24

#10: THE KILLS - GET OUT:
Yes, this a racist family trying to brainwash him into being somekind of mindless sex slave (well actually Chris is just wanted for his eyes, to give to a blind man).. But the level of utter brutality from Chris. Who seems to be the nicest guy ever. leaves toi kind of disturbed..

#9: AMERICAN HISTORY X - CURB STOMP:
This was recommended par WindWaker.. Though I'm not sure how to feel about this.. I l’amour Edward Norton. Even in the hulk movie, so its even worse..

#8: JOHN WICK - DOG SCENE:
Before we see all the fun exciting stuff. First we have to get super attacted to the...

haut, retour au début ten most deranged characters

posted by Canada24

#10: TREVOR PHILLIPS:
Trevor was described as a difficult person to deal with: extreme, unhinged, impetuous, psychopathic, unpredictable, sociopathic, and prone to violent outbursts and destructive rampages - in the seconde trailer he smashed an unknown person's head into a bar counter and was then seen setting a house on feu and walking out of the area without a care in sight.

But Trevor is lowest.. Cause Trevor is honest about it and will never montrer hypocrisy and he will also have his own charm along with his own principals (his principals being different from Michael's)..

#9: THE GOVERNER (Comic...

How Saten Twist adventures would be shown on TV TROPES

posted by Canada24

I actually put this.. Only for it to get me suspended from the site :(

SATEN TWIST:

Jerk with a cœur, coeur of Gold: Sword can sometimes come across as an uncaring jerk, espically in older seasons, but is actually a very kind hearted, loyal person, and very protective to those he cares for.

Characterization Marches On: Saten started out kinda crazy and not the most likeable.. He eventually became the only sane one in many ways, least in comparison to the misadventures he’s involved in..

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DERPY HOOVES/TWIST:

The Stoner: At least at times..

Action Girl: Aside...

5 really good strategies I found in Dead Rising 2

posted by Canada24

#1: BRANDON WHITTAKER:
He is serprisingly "easy" as long as toi have really good food, like wine, and streak.
Have the couteau gloves and when he jumps out of the stall, attack away.
Or, even plus easy. Get a sniper and a pistol, stand near the entrance, wait till he leaps out of the stall, and than have him chase toi out of the bathroom, he can only go so far, so wait till he jumps at you, dodge it, and shoot at him when he's running back to the bathroom.
And than just finish him off with the pistol when toi run out of sniper bullets (if done properly, toi won't lose any health)..

#2: SEYMOUR REDDING:...

haut, retour au début 5 CHARACTERS THAT WHERE UNDERISTMATED par THE PROTAGONIST

posted by Canada24

#1: KIRILL (John Wick):
John Wick probably thought Kirill would just be another body for his kill count. But Krill single handedly OWNS John.
Yeah.. Mr Wick (a mix of Chuck Norris and Max Payne) gets his cul, ass handed to him..

#2: BADD (Kill Bill):
The character known as THE BRIDE, is known as the world's deadliest woman soldier. And she sneaks upto kill Budd, who was on her kill list, not knowing Budd was expecting her. And when she bursts though the front door, hoping to catch him off guard, she herself is the one caught off guard, Budd shoots the Bride, without needing to do very much, just sit...

haut, retour au début ten Canadian serial killers

posted by Canada24

Not "everything" down here is lait and honey..

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#10: (I forget his name):
He killed a bunch of Mounties because he got WAY to into Call of Duty, and took it too far..

#9: WAYNE BODEN:
Wayne killed at least three women in Montreal and one in Calgary, between 1969 and 1971. He had a habit of viciously biting the breasts of his victims.

Different than many serial killers, Boden knew most of the women he killed. Friends and co-workers of the victims identified him, but sadly police circulated the wrong suspect photo. Wayne fled to Calgary....

Avenged Sevenfold - Little piece of heaven.. (Dark lyrics, and song from SCARY PONIES)

posted by Canada24

Before the story begins.
Is it such a sin?
For me to take what's mine, until the end of tiiime!?
We were plus than friends!
Before the story ends!
And I will take what's mine!
Create what God would never design!

Our l’amour had been so strong for far too long!
I was weak with fear that something would, go wrong!
Before the possibilities came true!
I took all possibility from you!

Almost laughed myself to tears!
(HA! HAHAHAHA!!)

Conjuring her deepest fears!
(COME HERE toi FUCKIN BITCH!!)

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Must have stabbed her fifty fucking times!
(female scream)...

haut, retour au début ten Max Payne citations

posted by Canada24

#1:
Max Payne: So I guess I'd become what they wanted me to be, a killer. Some rent-a-clown with a gun who puts holes in other bad guys. Well that's what they had paid for, so in the end that's what they got. Say what toi want about Americans but we understand capitalism. toi buy yourself a product and toi get what toi pay for, and these chumps had paid for some angry gringo without the sensibilities to know right from wrong. Here I was about to execute this poor bastard like some dime store Angel of death and I realized they were correct, I wouldn't know right from wrong if one of them was...

haut, retour au début ten Rick Grimes citations

posted by Canada24

#1:
Rick: [after stabbing Shane for trying to kill Rick] Damn toi for making me do this, Shane! This was you, not me! toi did this to us! This was you! Not me! NOT ME!!... (sobs) Not me!...

#2:
Rick: Dale coud - could get under your skin. He sure got under mine, because he wasn't afraid to say what he thought, how he felt. That kind of honest is rare and brave. Whenever I'd make a decision, I'd look at Dale. He'd be looking back at me with that look he had. We've all seen it one time ou another. I couldn't always read him, but he could read us. He saw people for who they were. He knew things...

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Why GTA V Would Make a Terrible Sitcom

posted by windwakerguy43

Title: The De Santa’s
Audience: (Applause)
Jimmy: (Walks in)
Michael: There toi are toi little shit (Holds out marijuana) Looking for this
Jimmy: (Tries to grab it)
Michael: Ah, ah, ah, no
Audience: (Laughs)
Jimmy: Very funny. toi know, you’re a real asshole
Audience: Ooooohhhh
Michael: What did toi just fucking say to me?
Amanda: Stop it toi two, you’re ruining my fucking yoga
Audience: (Laughs)
Trevor: (Walks in) Somebody say yoga?
Audience: (Cheers)
Michael: Trevor?
Trevor: Michael
Audience: (Laughs)
Michael: Good to see toi again
Trevor: Hmm. Yeah, I bet it is. Of course, I’m that the one that’s...

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Canda24's thoughts of the day.

posted by Canada24

I was playing the Packie missions of GTA 4.
I made a video of it. And will montrer it when I can.

Anyway, I'm the type of guy who somethings enjoys hearing the sounds of gunfights.

And my tv has HD sound. So it's kinda like surround sound.

Anyway.

I never noticed how HEAVY most GTA 4 gun fights are too listen to.
The 5th is probably the same (haven't played that one for a while now).

Either way.
It's friggin awesome!

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haut, retour au début 10 Eric Walbridge quotes... (from the LATJ sketches not from his Vines)

posted by Canada24

Eric is a characyer in LifeAccordingtoJimmy.
He is populaire enough to have his own vines.
But he's not famish like Jimmy himself.
He is secondary character of the LATJ sketches.

But I for one find him HILARIOUS.
So paying tribute to him..

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#1:
Jimmy: So either your magicians and gonna pull them both out of your fuckin hats.. ou your gonna turn around and finish sucking each other off..
Eric: Hawhawhaw... LIKE BLOW JOBS!!

#2:
"Look. We listened to some Linking park on the way here.. So we're a little excited"

#3:
Jimmy: Yo! That wasn't...

Full verison of my poney Mov story... Been a while sense I showed it.... warning: MATURE LANGUAGE

posted by Canada24

My main reason for making this, is the excuse of using poney Mov Spike (or as I call him "Dragonowitiz") as the main person. I just l’amour everything about him, and he's my main reason for watching poney Mov.
I'm also excited about using the version of Fluttershy (or "SHYDALE" as I call her in the poney mov version). Even though her role is a lot smaller.
Pony mov arc en ciel ("SWAGDASH" as I call her) will also have an enjoyable prefermance.. A bit of a breakout character towards this story..
Anyway. Here we go..

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Our story begins near the end...

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Walking dead spoof: liste of Characters (BETTER VERSON):

posted by Canada24

RICK GRIMES:
Rick is the complete opposite to the real character.
Whom is typically calm, and a natural leader, but would cut your head off without a moment's hesitation.
Spoof Rick is instead a complete moron who most times doesn't even know what zombies "are".
And most of his "murders" were done out of stupidity.
EXAMPLE: Accidentally shooting Shane further damaging him when he tried "saving him" (kicking him in the wound).
Rick even believes he was a stripper instead of a cop (though he still admits that he became a cop because someone gave the uniform to first person that walk past them)....

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GTA 4 is actually a pretty depressing..

posted by Canada24

As much as I l’amour grand 5.
It isn't very serious.
It's much plus comedic than grand theft auto 4.

In fact.

Grand theft auto 4 is pretty "deep" game.

Niko is a war veteran.
And his whole life he was searching for the man whole betrayed and killed his war unit.

When he finally finds him, toi have the choice of killing him ou letting him live.

Either way.
Niko learns the same lesson.
"revenge salves nothing".

Killing Darko leaves Niko to realize.
It didn't salve anything.

And letting him live, is arguably better.
As Darko is "already dead".

It's hear Niko learns Roman was right all the times he told Niko about learning to forgive.

And if toi choose to finally start forgiving people (by not killing Dimitri) it leads to the death of the very person who wanted toi to do this.

Even if toi kill Dimitri, it again leads to the death of the very person that told toi to do this.

That's pretty deep man! :(

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liste OF CHARACTERS: Master Sword and Satan Twist Adventures

posted by Canada24

MASTER SWORD:
Master Sword can be hard to predict.
Like Saten he is divisé, split personalitied. One minute he's nice, comedic, friendly, generous, and well meaning. But when angered ou something like that. He becomes hard to control.
Though Sword is usually shown to be far plus dangerious and unstable than Saten.
And plus capable of killing without remorse.
But that dosen't make him a bad person.
He is a loving husband, and loyal friend..

SATEN TWIST:
Like Sword, he is "generally" a very nice guy.
But both of them had traumatic childhoods.
Saten isn't as unstable as Sword.
But it can sometimes be hard to know...