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#1: NEVER TRUST CULTS:
I'm not joking. His stories are plus SAD than frightening. Like a rape victim child brought into a camp which only has ONE purpose... Further traumatize her.. And worse yet, a little boy didn't take a corrupt Guru too seriously. So he tricked the boy's gullible parents into believing he'll a curse their family and he is completely unloved par them for the rest of his life. He also can't even marry. Basically his ENTIRE life is ruined, all because of that fuckin Guru asshole!


#2: THE WORLD IS TERRIBLE TERRIBLE PLACE:
This is the point behind just about ALL his videos.
As already mentioned in #1 as an example. I already mentioned the Guru.
But even worse, an serial killer raped a little girl so hard she gave birth, so the killer went on to rape the CHILD as well. And people thought it would be "funny" to tell people how to make crystals, but really their making poisonous gas and dying, and the guy telling them to do this is AWARE of this. Nightmare ALSO covered this event..


#3: NEVER TRUST STEP FATHERS:
Just ask the movie..


#4: DON'T JUDGE par APPEARENCE:
A nice looking guy tried to kill a guy, but a scary looking guy turned out to be really kind, and saved him..


#5: ONLINE GAMERS NEED SERIOUS HELP:
People LITERARY got murdered cause they won the round..


#6: DON'T FUCK WITH 4CHAN:
It never ends well..


#7: SKIN CRAWLERS MIGHT BE REAL:
And their NOT to be fucked with..


#8: AVOID DARK CREEPY LOOKING HOSPITALS:
It never ends well..


#9: NOT "ALL" COPS CAN BE TRUSTED:
One tried stealing a guys daughter at gun point.
Another turned out to be the famish "Ted Bundy" in disguise..


#10: KNOW THE WARNINGS:
If your kid starts killing animaux for pleasure.
Then toi KNOW something is up..
#1: BRANDON WHITTAKER:
He is serprisingly "easy" as long as toi have really good food, like wine, and streak.
Have the couteau gloves and when he jumps out of the stall, attack away.
Or, even plus easy. Get a sniper and a pistol, stand near the entrance, wait till he leaps out of the stall, and than have him chase toi out of the bathroom, he can only go so far, so wait till he jumps at you, dodge it, and shoot at him when he's running back to the bathroom.
And than just finish him off with the pistol when toi run out of sniper bullets (if done properly, toi won't lose any health)..


#2: SEYMOUR REDDING:...
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#1: KIRILL (John Wick):
John Wick probably thought Kirill would just be another body for his kill count. But Krill single handedly OWNS John.
Yeah.. Mr Wick (a mix of Chuck Norris and Max Payne) gets his cul, ass handed to him..


#2: BADD (Kill Bill):
The character known as THE BRIDE, is known as the world's deadliest woman soldier. And she sneaks upto kill Budd, who was on her kill list, not knowing Budd was expecting her. And when she bursts though the front door, hoping to catch him off guard, she herself is the one caught off guard, Budd shoots the Bride, without needing to do very much, just sit...
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Max Payne: So I guess I'd become what they wanted me to be, a killer. Some rent-a-clown with a gun who puts holes in other bad guys. Well that's what they had paid for, so in the end that's what they got. Say what toi want about Americans but we understand capitalism. toi buy yourself a product and toi get what toi pay for, and these chumps had paid for some angry gringo without the sensibilities to know right from wrong. Here I was about to execute this poor bastard like some dime store Angel of death and I realized they were correct, I wouldn't know right from wrong if one of them was...
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#1:
Rick: [after stabbing Shane for trying to kill Rick] Damn toi for making me do this, Shane! This was you, not me! toi did this to us! This was you! Not me! NOT ME!!... (sobs) Not me!...


#2:
Rick: Dale coud - could get under your skin. He sure got under mine, because he wasn't afraid to say what he thought, how he felt. That kind of honest is rare and brave. Whenever I'd make a decision, I'd look at Dale. He'd be looking back at me with that look he had. We've all seen it one time ou another. I couldn't always read him, but he could read us. He saw people for who they were. He knew things...
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posted by windwakerguy43
Title: The De Santa’s
Audience: (Applause)
Jimmy: (Walks in)
Michael: There toi are toi little shit (Holds out marijuana) Looking for this
Jimmy: (Tries to grab it)
Michael: Ah, ah, ah, no
Audience: (Laughs)
Jimmy: Very funny. toi know, you’re a real asshole
Audience: Ooooohhhh
Michael: What did toi just fucking say to me?
Amanda: Stop it toi two, you’re ruining my fucking yoga
Audience: (Laughs)
Trevor: (Walks in) Somebody say yoga?
Audience: (Cheers)
Michael: Trevor?
Trevor: Michael
Audience: (Laughs)
Michael: Good to see toi again
Trevor: Hmm. Yeah, I bet it is. Of course, I’m that the one that’s...
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I was playing the Packie missions of GTA 4.
I made a video of it. And will montrer it when I can.

Anyway, I'm the type of guy who somethings enjoys hearing the sounds of gunfights.

And my tv has HD sound. So it's kinda like surround sound.

Anyway.

I never noticed how HEAVY most GTA 4 gun fights are too listen to.
The 5th is probably the same (haven't played that one for a while now).

Either way.
It's friggin awesome!

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Eric is a characyer in LifeAccordingtoJimmy.
He is populaire enough to have his own vines.
But he's not famish like Jimmy himself.
He is secondary character of the LATJ sketches.

But I for one find him HILARIOUS.
So paying tribute to him..

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#1:
Jimmy: So either your magicians and gonna pull them both out of your fuckin hats.. ou your gonna turn around and finish sucking each other off..
Eric: Hawhawhaw... LIKE BLOW JOBS!!


#2:
"Look. We listened to some Linking park on the way here.. So we're a little excited"


#3:
Jimmy: Yo! That wasn't...
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RICK GRIMES:
Rick is the complete opposite to the real character.
Whom is typically calm, and a natural leader, but would cut your head off without a moment's hesitation.
Spoof Rick is instead a complete moron who most times doesn't even know what zombies "are".
And most of his "murders" were done out of stupidity.
EXAMPLE: Accidentally shooting Shane further damaging him when he tried "saving him" (kicking him in the wound).
Rick even believes he was a stripper instead of a cop (though he still admits that he became a cop because someone gave the uniform to first person that walk past them)....
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As much as I l’amour grand 5.
It isn't very serious.
It's much plus comedic than grand theft auto 4.

In fact.

Grand theft auto 4 is pretty "deep" game.

Niko is a war veteran.
And his whole life he was searching for the man whole betrayed and killed his war unit.

When he finally finds him, toi have the choice of killing him ou letting him live.

Either way.
Niko learns the same lesson.
"revenge salves nothing".

Killing Darko leaves Niko to realize.
It didn't salve anything.

And letting him live, is arguably better.
As Darko is "already dead".

It's hear Niko learns Roman was right all the times he told Niko about learning to forgive.

And if toi choose to finally start forgiving people (by not killing Dimitri) it leads to the death of the very person who wanted toi to do this.

Even if toi kill Dimitri, it again leads to the death of the very person that told toi to do this.

That's pretty deep man! :(
MASTER SWORD:
Master Sword can be hard to predict.
Like Saten he is divisé, split personalitied. One minute he's nice, comedic, friendly, generous, and well meaning. But when angered ou something like that. He becomes hard to control.
Though Sword is usually shown to be far plus dangerious and unstable than Saten.
And plus capable of killing without remorse.
But that dosen't make him a bad person.
He is a loving husband, and loyal friend..


SATEN TWIST:
Like Sword, he is "generally" a very nice guy.
But both of them had traumatic childhoods.
Saten isn't as unstable as Sword.
But it can sometimes be hard to know...
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I know a dit this about him last time..
But unlike Delacourt who actually believes she's doing the right thing in a lot of ways.
Kruger is a murderer, a torturer, rapist, sadist, just about ANY bad thing toi can imagine.
And after betraying and murdering Delacourt he tries becoming president of Elysium., who knows what would happened.. But I can imagine it involving. the purge being a every jour assurance..

As I a dit before.
His death involves being thrown off an edge and blown par his own grenade...
#1: GRAND THEFT AUTO 4:
I never played the others past this. But after all these years. This game is still amazing.. However, par nature. The game is also really depressing. Since the game is entirely through Niko's POV, it's probable that the whole reason why Liberty City looks so depressing is because Niko is extremely depressed himself. This is even plus notable when toi play TBOGT and notice that Luis, who isn't depressed, gets to see Liberty City with much plus color and life into it. This certainly makes it plus unique than 5.. But honestly, I just l’amour the gun fights.. The slightly out...
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posted by Canada24
So yeah.. This movie was one tv last night..

Angry Video Game Nerd says good things about this movie..

Rotten Tomatoes gave it fairly "average" reviews..

But Rotten tomatoes also says the Ghost Busters remake is better that 300.. So what do they know?

Anyway.. I came into this movie, not expecting much..

Pretty usual shit.. especially the cliche about.. "Hot teen daughter who's looks are ALL she has for her"..

But hey.. This movie is good.. Pretty predictable at times. But I would recommend it..

It has the girl that plays Berta in Two and a Half Men.. and well.. She pretty much still IS Berta.. A...
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Dinky: He tries to hide it.. But I think Saten still kinda blames me for mom..

Filly: Give him time, I'm sure he'll cool down.

Dinky: Cool down!? Clearly toi never met Saten Twist.

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FLASHBACKS:

SCENE 1:

Saten: Well.. They dropped the contest. Guess that means we win.

Pinkie: Yeah.. But I feel bad about having taken advantage my friends. So I guess I'll ju-

Saten: Give it all to me!? Pinkie toi are the best *sqeeze hug's her before he starts picking up the hundreds of coins*

Pinkie: Actully, I was gonna give it to chari-

Saten: TOO LATE!...
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#1: IMRAN ZAKHAEV:
Soap got "lucky".
I mean if Imran can survive his arm getting blown off. Then Soap missing his head and hitting his shoulder would be like a moustique bite to this guy.
Plus, if the player hesitates at all, he DOSEN'T, and your dead before toi even can react..


#2: NIKITA DRAGOVICH:
Nikita is beaten, and both strangled AND drowned at the same time.
That couldn't of been "pain free"..



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#1:
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!


#2:
toi better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna coup de poing toi square in the face.


#3:
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.


#4:
If toi don't chew red Big.. Than fuck you!


#5:
toi don't understand. toi don't understand because toi don't understand liberty. toi don't understand freedom. So toi put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! toi hear me?


#6:
BLUE YOUR MY BOOOOYY!!


#7:
toi tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him accueil par tonight. Okay, sweetie.


#8:
SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!!


#9:
If toi have a small child, use it as a shield!


#10:
YES!! EVERYONE CAN EAT SHIT! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!.. I AM THE GREATEST MAN! IN THE WORLD!!
DANIEL CROSS:
I don't know. Whaaaat they did with Black flag, but this was the REAL Assasin's creed games. After Desmond's sacrifice. Nothing was the same.
But anyway.
Cross.. If there was ever a tragic story. It'll be cross's.. He betrayed everyone he loved. And it wasn't even his fault. The Templars fucked him up beyond prepare. And he literary can't control himself..


THE GOVERNOR:
I know, he's the worst of the worst.. But there was always something about him, that seemed. Sad..
Like there was still hope for him..
But. When he gets the chance for peace, he denies Ricks offer for peace and murders...
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#1: BATHSHEBA/THE CONJURING:
Bathsheba Shermon is an evil evil person.
Her only interest is possessing innocent mothers forcing them to murder their youngest child and then kill themselves.
Doing so to anyone who steals her land (most times the people stealing it aren't aware of who it belongs to).
When the Warren family the Carolyn is targeted par most of the ghosts (though Bathsheba is only one who actually wishes them harm, the others are just the poor souls Bathsheba stole).
And she is eventually possessed par Bathsheba herself.
And tired murdering her youngest daughter.
But protagonists stop her....
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#1:
Trevor Philips: (insulting aléatoire citizen) toi look like toi struggle with simple tasks.


#2:
Trevor Philips: [intentionally running into somebody] Oh, par the way, that's entirely your fault.


#3:
Trevor Philips: toi make me want a lobotomy!


#4:
Trevor Philips: I know why they call'em handlers, 'cause they handle like a dream.
Floyd Herbert: This ain't a toy, sir. It's heavy machinery.
Trevor Philips: Thank fuck I'm high as a kite.
Floyd Herbert: toi should not be operating this vehicle while under the influence.
Trevor Philips: I'll operate toi under the influence if you're not careful.


#5:...
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