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#1:
Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill toi both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell toi all the cool shit I want for Christmas.
Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood.
Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?


#2:
Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o.
[gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship]
Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?


#3:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill toi both, slice toi open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers!
Elliot Salem: I mean - does that even make sense?


#4:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna tear toi up so bad, your own momma ain't gonna recognize you.
Elliot Salem: Yo - leave my momma out of this!


#5:
Salem: salut Ty? Who toi think the best rapper in the Wu- Tang Clan is?
Rios: Elliot.. We just got set par our boss.. Are careers are over.. And were in a life and death situation WHY ARE toi ASKING ME THIS SHIT WAIT NOW!?
Salem: A lot of people say it's the WZA.. But I kinda like Ghostface Killah... Actually I don't think I ever heard the U God album. toi heard that?


#6:
Salem: Yeah you're welcome toi freakin nutcase. WORST! ZOO! EVER!


#7:
Rios: I don't like shooting animals.
Salen: (mockingly) ohh.. Your a good boy Charlie Brown


#8:
Elliot: toi think I made the right choice? Good, I'm glad.. But let me ask toi something? Did toi have to live the rest of your life with your best Friends life on hands?... I didn't think so.. So toi can take your god damn rapporter and shove it up your ass... And let me tell toi something else.. toi did this.. Not that manic.. He's just a god damn monster that toi created... So toi live with that!


#9:
Murrey: Welcome to Shanghai boys, how toi like it so far?
Elliot: I feel tall!


#10:
Salem: ... I want to kill him... Just need ONE clear shot at him.


#11:
Salem: An elevator? Hell no.. I'm not dying in a box!


#12:
Elliot: Okay.. I think we have a few secondes were no one's trying to kill us.


#13:
Rios: Any bright ideas?
Salem: The brightest!


#14:
Rios: I can't believe toi want to do these private contacts when we JUST got set up.
Salem: Hey.. A man's got to eat.
Rios: Your unbelievable


#15:
Salem: Yo. That was so badass, toi WISH toi had moves like that.


#16:
Rios: That's him!
Salem: No shit!


#17:
Salem: Sense when are toi such a god damn boy scot!?


#18:
Salem and Rios both: Howaa!


#19:
Salem: (to Rios) toi oh me a soda.


#20:
Salem: Let's just get the job done and see what happens
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run par thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 1: New worker

Cheyenne, July 26, 1950

Coffee Creme: *walking on platform*
Orion: Hey, are toi the new feu mare?
Coffee Creme: Yes.
Orion: Alright, you're working with another poney on that passenger train. You're going to Las Pegasus. Good luck on your first day.
Coffee Creme: Thanks *walks to engine*
Hawkeye: Hi, toi must be my new feu mare....
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#1: ROY EARLE:
Just about every character are at the very least implied to hate his guts. Anyone who has played the game will understand EXACTLY why..

Racist, sexist, he's done it all. And than just as your beginning to say, "at least he's OUR racist, sexist, asshole" Roy sells out the PTSD striken Cole Phelps, who cheats on his wife (but with only once).

But Roy is never actually punished for it. Even giving the speech at Cole's funeral.


#2: WILLIS HUNTEY:
After promising Ajay information about his parents and help to kill Yuma, he has Ajay kill Yuma's lieutenants. He then reveals that the lieutenants...
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posted by Canada24
Oh god.. Oh god...

I grew up with this movie.. As a kid I thought, this wasn't "that" bad... BOOOY was I wrong..

Early on we get Sean's death requin attack.. Well, a shaky camera IMPLYING a requin attack.. All while his screams are drowned par the christmas singers.. I know this because they switch back to the singers it at least 12 fucking times during the whole sequence..

I swear to god, this movie is just depressing as hell.. Not scary.. And Ellen (Martins wife) believew the requin was WAITING for Sean.. It came for him because of what Martin did to his buddies..

(Dr. Elkins: Sharks don't take...
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#6: ANDREA:
The orginal tv Carol.. And so far, she isn't as "fucked up" as Carol can get. Espically to Sam.. She actually becomes Rick's seconde lover. And she.. And don't forget when she got shot in the face at the prison "and still kept fighting"..


#5: GLENN:
Remember when Glenn saved Rick when he hid in the tank?.. Well in the comics Glenn did that alone.. He went to Alanta, a overrun town, ALONE.. And he assumably been doing it for weeks.. All small supplies like soap, nourriture cans. And later at Rick's request.. Guns. Though that last one, he had a "little" help from Rick..


#4: DALE:
What the...
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#10: RESIDENT EVIL 5:
I agree this game is not scary. And not very orginal.. But it's just a fun game. I like the controls.. I don't even know "why" I enjoy it.. It's just a guilty pleasure..


#9: DEAD RISING 2:
While I can appricalate the orginal "now". And the time, I just didn't get what was so great about it. I can barely play it. And everytime I die I think it went back to the beginning.. I had both at the same christmas, and skipped to second.. A much easier game.. And actually quite enjoyable. Chuck is such a relatable guy.. Even if his puns are painful. And some of his lack of remorse...
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Man.. This movie left me with very mixed feelings.

At first.. I thought this was stupid.. That people go so far that they murder real people to appease fictional characters..

This is why I hate CreepyPasta.com in most senses..

But than they say that something was mentally wrong with the girls.. Doesn't make it better.. But they really did believe Slenderman was real, and was gonna take their souls to hell, ou somethin unless they kill that person.. Though all this does is make me sad and hope they go to a mental hospital, not a jail cell. It doesn't make me believe in Slenderman.. Nothing probably...
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#1: FEAR OF THE UNKNOWN:
It's not till the 3rd act that we learn who Freddy was, and why he was after them.. Till than, he's just a scary monster that stalks our dreams, and never explains why..


#2: FEAR ITSELF:
When thinking of a nightmare throughout the day, toi give it power, and because of this, toi are plus likely to have that nightmare again. That's basically the idea of the movie.
Not just that there's a burned guy after you, but the fact that your fear is making him powerful only makes it scarier, striking plus fear. It's a vicious cycle.
Not to mention Freddy knows what scares you, and...
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I missed my chance.. I'm always one an behind in this show.. But now that their montrer every episode in order, to prepare for the new season 7, so I'm getting my chance.

I'm so excited, especially cause it has Steven Ogg in it now. (AKA, this guy).



It's pretty easy to say that Grand Theft Auto did a lot for this guy, cause now just about everyone knows who he is.

It's weird how he always protrays nutcase's like Trevor, when the real Steve Ogg is such a nice guy from what I can tell.

But still, the guy that portrayed Trevor Phillips.
How can that NOT be awesome for the dark, violent, nature of a montrer like Walking Dead?

Where, even someone as kind hearted as Rick Grimes has murdered people in cold blood, in newer seasons he doesn't even feel remorse anymore.

But, yeah.. Steve Ogg.. I'm excited :)
posted by Canada24
It's near October.. Decided to rewatch Hellsing Ultimate..
I am well aware there is another Hellsing, but this one is all I really need..

Too be honest, I never before realized actually how fucking SCARY this shit is..

Guess the Japanese know what horror REALLY is.

It's nor lazy jump scares every five minuetes, despite most modern horror films claiming it to be so..

No.
The truth of it is, all that scary imagery in Hellsing, is FAR plus effective.

Even Yan Valentine is friggin scary, I looked at him a different way this time.

Plus Hellsing has two of my favourite cliche's..
* All the shadowy figures with glowing eyes..
* The constant evil laughs..

I'm watched the first 4, have quite a ways to go..

Though it seems to drain a lot of my computer battery, so I should keep my charger close..

Anyway..
Till suivant time.. I'll give another article after watching the rest of the show.. I guess..
#1: SCARY MOVIE ONE:
Too be honest, the only enjoyable thing about this movie is GHOSTFACE being a smart ass.. And that alone is enough to make this list..


#2: MEN WHO STARE AT GHOSTS:
There actually is a REALLY hilarious scene.
A bunch of marines are scouting the area, a motorcycle drives by, making that sound that kind sounds like a bullet, so mistake this for an attack they open fire, killing each other (cause they got guns)..


#3: SCOOBY DOO - MONSTERS UNLEASHED:
I don't care what others say. Matthew Lillard is HILARIOUS!


#4: GROWNS UP 2:
The jour finally came.. The guy from Twilight DID make me...
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 Vaas
Vaas
The story stars Carly Jade.. A character a friend let's me use for my stories..

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Carly awoke in a cell, seeing she was tied up in a cage, along with her new friend Grant Brody. All she remembered was trying to take a vacation with her husband Johnny Klebitz, and a bunch of their friends.

They were told about Rock Island par what was unknown to them, one of Vaas's spotters, and now here she was alone in this weird place, and scared as she realized she was tied up.

"Ahh, your awake" Came a voice.

Carly looked up, and saw a scary looking...
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#1: NOSTAGLIA CRITIC:
(real name Doug Walker):
He's loud, he's foul mouthed, he's non-apologictic. And he carries a gun everywhere he goes.
Obviously not someone you'd want babysitting your kids (the character, not the real Doug Walker, he seems really nice)..
I learned the hard way.. Once toi find him.. toi never stop, until you've seen EVERY video... Still haven't..


#2: PEANUTBUTTERGAMER:
(Real name unknown)
It's DUMB humour done right.
PBG is immature humour. But in a good way.
Anyone who likes JonTron, would like PBG.
And his vidéos of original Aminal crossing, and PuttPutt games take me back to...
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It's funny..

In 2003 I guess I was STILL écriture fanfiction. That story that's on my Fictionpress page, named HORROR OF WAR, that is CORRECT in saying it's the based on the first full story I EVER wrote (only it's been edited with what I know now about proper editing and details).
Is secretly a fanfiction about CALL OF DUTY Partially, Sgt Eric Rocks was based on Sgt Frank Mcullin from the game, both characters die, both tragically.
I guess my character Sgt Tomboy was based on Mike Dixon.. But I don't remember too well.

Either way. It's funny how I got from THAT. (crappy grammer, and poor details), to what I am now..


Guess I owe Call of Duty 3 a bit of a thank toi :)
 Frank Mcullin
Frank Mcullin
 Dixon
Dixon
posted by Canada24
I had a LOT of free time today.
My house is being worked on. So I'm literary stuck in my room. Watching tv, and writing.

So I decided to watch episides 5 and 6 of Death note.
That's right TWO episodes.

I watched it a while ago.
But forgot to review so here we go.

Yes.
We finally see L.

For some reason, watching him seems so awkward.
Like he doesn't want to be there. ou ANYWHERE.
Don't say I hate him.
Just don't really like him.
He might get better though, who knows.

Plus he looks WAY to much like Jeff the Killer fan fictions (like this image).
So that leaves it hard for me to take him all that seriously.
#1: OVERLY BADASS HEROES:
Nobody is THAT good at fighting. It's starting to become just plane dumb..


#2: MONOLOGING:
Just fuckin shoot him already! Nobody cares about WHY your evil..


#3: FOLLOWING THE NOISE:
If toi hear mysterious noises inside a haunted house, don't open the a dit door, FUCKIN RUN!!


#4: DUMB BLONDE:
a negative stereotype about the intelligence of blondes, I myself take great offense to this, most of my family is blonde..


#5: THE BLACK BEST FRIEND:
Ever group of three white Friends NEEDS a forth black one to complete it. It's the law of movies..


#6: MATRIX SPOOF:
First time wasn';t...
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#1: WILLIAM WALLACE:
He was a man of his times. However, Hollywood has made him something he never really was. Wallace was a terrorist and guerrilla fighter who was as much out for himself as he was for Scotland, and he caused as many problems for the Scots as for the English. After a Wallace raid, it would be the locals who suffered reprisals, not Wallace and his band of cutthroats..


#2: BENJAMIN MARTIN:
While still a war hero.
He apparently spend his free time SHOOTING his slaves for "sport"..


#3: GEORGE WASINGTON:
Apparently George Washington was pompous, and refused to even shake anyone's hand after he became president, deeming people "less than worthy"..
#1:
"The truth is toi don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed".


#2:
"I say what I want to say and do what I want to do. There's no in between. People will either l’amour toi for it ou hate toi for it".


#3:
"I l’amour the attention but I don't like too much of it".


#4:
"You're not going to say anything about me that I'm not going to say about myself. There's so many things that I think about myself; if someone really wanted to get at me, they could say this and this and this. So I'm going to say it before they can. It's the best policy for me".


#5:
"I...
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This idea was donné to me par Big Bang Theory and Two and Half Men.. My favori sitcoms.. So I'll have references to both.

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Dash, while having her ipod attached to her car, and had it playing (Nirvana - cœur, coeur Shaped Box) playing loudly, drove onto the McReary's drive way, she was invited to celebrate thanks giving with them, sense they see her as family.

"(sighs) Let's do this" Dash a dit to herself, taking a drink out of a Bud Light bottle she brought with her.

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Dash rang the door...
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Uh, uh, some deep shit, uh, uh

Ohh!

Ohh!

Ohh, ohh!

Yaa, yeah-yayaya

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Momma please stop cryin, I can't stand the sound.
Your pain is painful, and its tearin' me down.
I hear glasses breakin, as I sit up in my bed.
I told dad toi didn't mean those nasty things you
said.

You fight about money, bout me and my brother.
And this I come accueil to.

This is my shelter.

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It ain't easy.
Growin up in World War III, never knowin what l’amour could be, you'll see.

I don't want l’amour to destroy...
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posted by Canada24
Later from ontop the roofs, Packie is seen placing an Red dot sight on his AK47.

Niko was seen reloading an SMG.

"You sure that will be enough?" Packie asked, seeing his small sized gun.

"It's lighter and smaller than a rifle.. And plus it got me this far" Niko replied.

"If toi say so... Anyway. This is where the deal's meant to be going down.. (sees bateau coming in) And here's the boat, right on time.. See those boxes on the back of the boat? They must be bringing cloned meds" Packie said, quietly so they wouldn't be heard.

Niko: Meds?

"Yeah. Sutff that'll stop housewives cutting their wrists and...
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