Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill toi both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell toi all the cool shit I want for Christmas.
Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood.
Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?
Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o.
[gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship]
Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill toi both, slice toi open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers!
Elliot Salem: I mean - does that even make sense?
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna tear toi up so bad, your own momma ain't gonna recognize you.
Elliot Salem: Yo - leave my momma out of this!
Salem: salut Ty? Who toi think the best rapper in the Wu- Tang Clan is?
Rios: Elliot.. We just got set par our boss.. Are careers are over.. And were in a life and death situation WHY ARE toi ASKING ME THIS SHIT WAIT NOW!?
Salem: A lot of people say it's the WZA.. But I kinda like Ghostface Killah... Actually I don't think I ever heard the U God album. toi heard that?
Salem: Yeah you're welcome toi freakin nutcase. WORST! ZOO! EVER!
Rios: I don't like shooting animals.
Salen: (mockingly) ohh.. Your a good boy Charlie Brown
Elliot: toi think I made the right choice? Good, I'm glad.. But let me ask toi something? Did toi have to live the rest of your life with your best Friends life on hands?... I didn't think so.. So toi can take your god damn rapporter and shove it up your ass... And let me tell toi something else.. toi did this.. Not that manic.. He's just a god damn monster that toi created... So toi live with that!
Murrey: Welcome to Shanghai boys, how toi like it so far?
Elliot: I feel tall!
Salem: ... I want to kill him... Just need ONE clear shot at him.
Salem: An elevator? Hell no.. I'm not dying in a box!
Elliot: Okay.. I think we have a few secondes were no one's trying to kill us.
Rios: Any bright ideas?
Salem: The brightest!
Rios: I can't believe toi want to do these private contacts when we JUST got set up.
Salem: Hey.. A man's got to eat.
Rios: Your unbelievable
Salem: Yo. That was so badass, toi WISH toi had moves like that.
Rios: That's him!
Salem: No shit!
Salem: Sense when are toi such a god damn boy scot!?
Salem and Rios both: Howaa!
Salem: (to Rios) toi oh me a soda.
Salem: Let's just get the job done and see what happens