#1:
Pagan Min: I distinctly remember saying, "Stop the bus." Not "shoot the bus." "*Stop* the bus." I'm very particular with my words. "Stop." "Shoot." "Stop." "Shoot." Do those words sound the same?
Officer: But it got out of control...
Pagan Min: I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. What did toi say?
Officer: It got out of control.
Pagan Min: "Got out of control." I hate when things get out of control.
[stabs the soldier with a pen, throws him to the ground and continues stabbing him]
Pagan Min: (while stabbing him) toi had one fucking job and toi couldn't fucking do that!
[sits]
Pagan Min: And I got blood all over my fucking shoes!
[turns to Ajay]
Pagan Min: At least there's a silver lining. toi didn't completely fuck it up.
[helps Ajay up]
Pagan Min: Get up, boy. I'd recognize those eyes anywhere...
[hugs him]
Pagan Min: I'm so sorry about this. This was supposed to be... well, *not this*. We have a party waiting for you, but I don't think I know your name.
[squats par Darpan]
Pagan Min: Who is this? Hmm? Is this your plus-one?
[turns back]
Pagan Min: Strong silent type. I like it.
[stands]
Pagan Min: I am terribly sorry about all this. This was supposed to be very simple, but toi know if toi give nourriture to monkeys, they just throw their shit at each other.
[holds out the bloody pen]
Pagan Min: Oh, would toi hold this?
[Ajay takes it]
Pagan Min: Just a moment... I want to get a little...
[pulls out a camera]
Pagan Min: picture. Right into the camera, there we are.
[takes photo, then looks at it]
Pagan Min: Awesome. Don't worry about a thing, boy. This will soon be behind us and we'll be off on our grand adventure.
[walks to his helicopter]
Pagan Min: Because I have cleared my calendar for you! toi and I are gonna TEAR SHIT UP!
#2:
Pagan Min: [over radio] Uncle Pagan here, just checking in on my favori nephew. So tell me, Ajay, who are toi rooting for so far? Have toi fallen into Amita's honey pot, ou have toi been dazzled par Sabal's flowing locks and bad-boy jawline? Hey, each to his own. That's your lifestyle choice to make. He isn't my cup of tea, contrary to the rash assumption some may make about my appearance. I am indeed batting for the other team. You, plus than most, should know that there was only ever one woman for me, my boy..
#3:
Pegan: (stabs fork into a guy he saw texting at diner).. These terriests ruin, everything... Like dinner... Didn't anybody tell toi it's rude to text at dinner... Let me see the phone.. (to guards) Really? We aren't checking for these... Check this out boys. a "text" for help... toi don't text for help.. toi CALL for help.... Get up, toi gonna do something your do it it RIGHT... (gets up them up). say it!
Man: (weakly) Help...
Pegan min: Pethatic... louder!
an: Help.
Pegan Min: FROM YOUR GUT BOY! SCREAM IT!!
Man: HEEEELP!!
Pegan: Shh, shh.. Now we listen... Nothing... toi see boy.. Nobody's coming.
#4:
Pegan Min: Heello.. Did we enjoy our time with CIA?.. Welcome to Deguise.. I apologize for the Spartan accomdiantons.. But toi have been a naughty little shit haven't you?.. Galavanting about with the Golden Path... And poor Paul. Are toi still sure of what he did with your, monkey friend?
#5:
Pagan Min: [over radio] Ajay, I hope toi don't mind, but I took the liberty of having a new suit made up for you. If toi are to lead Kyrat when this is all over, you're going to need a sharper look than denims and fucking sneakers, my boy. And that jacket. Oh, don't get me started. Why on Earth do toi need so many zippered pockets? What do toi keep in them all? Handfuls of meat? Huh, I suppose toi do. I'll make a note for my tailor: "Ajay's jacket, zippered meat pockets." Perfect. Well, don't let me slow toi down.
#6:
Pegan Min: Now, before we begin... ah... to whom am I speaking? Hm? The son who returned to scatter his mother's ashes, ou the lunatic who has murdered his way to the haut, retour au début of my mountain?
#7:
Pegan Min: I'm sure your be all be happy to know, the humors of my death are entirely FALSE... I am alive, and all is right in the world.
#8:
Pegan min: I went in there only once, as a sane man, and I came out...well, I came out like this.
#9:
Pegan Min: Way I see I see it..You can either shoot me.. Boring.. ou enjoy some nice dinner.
#10:
AJ: Fuck you.
Pegan Min: Oh wow, toi didn't even blink boy
Pagan Min: I distinctly remember saying, "Stop the bus." Not "shoot the bus." "*Stop* the bus." I'm very particular with my words. "Stop." "Shoot." "Stop." "Shoot." Do those words sound the same?
Officer: But it got out of control...
Pagan Min: I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. What did toi say?
Officer: It got out of control.
Pagan Min: "Got out of control." I hate when things get out of control.
[stabs the soldier with a pen, throws him to the ground and continues stabbing him]
Pagan Min: (while stabbing him) toi had one fucking job and toi couldn't fucking do that!
[sits]
Pagan Min: And I got blood all over my fucking shoes!
[turns to Ajay]
Pagan Min: At least there's a silver lining. toi didn't completely fuck it up.
[helps Ajay up]
Pagan Min: Get up, boy. I'd recognize those eyes anywhere...
[hugs him]
Pagan Min: I'm so sorry about this. This was supposed to be... well, *not this*. We have a party waiting for you, but I don't think I know your name.
[squats par Darpan]
Pagan Min: Who is this? Hmm? Is this your plus-one?
[turns back]
Pagan Min: Strong silent type. I like it.
[stands]
Pagan Min: I am terribly sorry about all this. This was supposed to be very simple, but toi know if toi give nourriture to monkeys, they just throw their shit at each other.
[holds out the bloody pen]
Pagan Min: Oh, would toi hold this?
[Ajay takes it]
Pagan Min: Just a moment... I want to get a little...
[pulls out a camera]
Pagan Min: picture. Right into the camera, there we are.
[takes photo, then looks at it]
Pagan Min: Awesome. Don't worry about a thing, boy. This will soon be behind us and we'll be off on our grand adventure.
[walks to his helicopter]
Pagan Min: Because I have cleared my calendar for you! toi and I are gonna TEAR SHIT UP!
#2:
Pagan Min: [over radio] Uncle Pagan here, just checking in on my favori nephew. So tell me, Ajay, who are toi rooting for so far? Have toi fallen into Amita's honey pot, ou have toi been dazzled par Sabal's flowing locks and bad-boy jawline? Hey, each to his own. That's your lifestyle choice to make. He isn't my cup of tea, contrary to the rash assumption some may make about my appearance. I am indeed batting for the other team. You, plus than most, should know that there was only ever one woman for me, my boy..
#3:
Pegan: (stabs fork into a guy he saw texting at diner).. These terriests ruin, everything... Like dinner... Didn't anybody tell toi it's rude to text at dinner... Let me see the phone.. (to guards) Really? We aren't checking for these... Check this out boys. a "text" for help... toi don't text for help.. toi CALL for help.... Get up, toi gonna do something your do it it RIGHT... (gets up them up). say it!
Man: (weakly) Help...
Pegan min: Pethatic... louder!
an: Help.
Pegan Min: FROM YOUR GUT BOY! SCREAM IT!!
Man: HEEEELP!!
Pegan: Shh, shh.. Now we listen... Nothing... toi see boy.. Nobody's coming.
#4:
Pegan Min: Heello.. Did we enjoy our time with CIA?.. Welcome to Deguise.. I apologize for the Spartan accomdiantons.. But toi have been a naughty little shit haven't you?.. Galavanting about with the Golden Path... And poor Paul. Are toi still sure of what he did with your, monkey friend?
#5:
Pagan Min: [over radio] Ajay, I hope toi don't mind, but I took the liberty of having a new suit made up for you. If toi are to lead Kyrat when this is all over, you're going to need a sharper look than denims and fucking sneakers, my boy. And that jacket. Oh, don't get me started. Why on Earth do toi need so many zippered pockets? What do toi keep in them all? Handfuls of meat? Huh, I suppose toi do. I'll make a note for my tailor: "Ajay's jacket, zippered meat pockets." Perfect. Well, don't let me slow toi down.
#6:
Pegan Min: Now, before we begin... ah... to whom am I speaking? Hm? The son who returned to scatter his mother's ashes, ou the lunatic who has murdered his way to the haut, retour au début of my mountain?
#7:
Pegan Min: I'm sure your be all be happy to know, the humors of my death are entirely FALSE... I am alive, and all is right in the world.
#8:
Pegan min: I went in there only once, as a sane man, and I came out...well, I came out like this.
#9:
Pegan Min: Way I see I see it..You can either shoot me.. Boring.. ou enjoy some nice dinner.
#10:
AJ: Fuck you.
Pegan Min: Oh wow, toi didn't even blink boy
So I have gotten a request from WindWaker430.. Review Adam Standler movies..
Well, least he's not making me watch Sebian Film again..
I suppose I could do this.. I like Adam Standler.. And thankfully, I don't have to review 12 Crazy Nights. Wind is gonna do that one.. Cause if I have to sit though 12 Angry Nights. Than deal off..
I still remember Grown Ups when first came out.. When I saw Adam Standler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, and David Spade, all in the cover. I was excited.. Not ironically.. I really was excited to see this movie.
So of coarse, my only reason to see that movie was to...
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Well, least he's not making me watch Sebian Film again..
I suppose I could do this.. I like Adam Standler.. And thankfully, I don't have to review 12 Crazy Nights. Wind is gonna do that one.. Cause if I have to sit though 12 Angry Nights. Than deal off..
I still remember Grown Ups when first came out.. When I saw Adam Standler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, and David Spade, all in the cover. I was excited.. Not ironically.. I really was excited to see this movie.
So of coarse, my only reason to see that movie was to...
I thought I had more... But it's been so damn long..
#1: SLAPPY:
Funny that I was never scared of Slappy back in the day. Looking baxk. He's so perfect a villain., Episcally the episode where he's trying to make everyone think the girl has gone crazy, so nobody believes her. Why? As RL stines "Slappy is the dummy who ironically ain't no dummy". Maniplative, sadistic, and controlling.. Slappy may not look muxh, but he kind of a evil genius.. But he is also so fun to watch. He always a dark verison of comic relief. Even though most of it may not be that funny, but what do toi expect from...
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#1: SLAPPY:
Funny that I was never scared of Slappy back in the day. Looking baxk. He's so perfect a villain., Episcally the episode where he's trying to make everyone think the girl has gone crazy, so nobody believes her. Why? As RL stines "Slappy is the dummy who ironically ain't no dummy". Maniplative, sadistic, and controlling.. Slappy may not look muxh, but he kind of a evil genius.. But he is also so fun to watch. He always a dark verison of comic relief. Even though most of it may not be that funny, but what do toi expect from...
#1: FRIDAY THE 13th, ORGINAL:
I just don't get how THAT gave us Jason Voorhees.. It's so stupid.
#2: KILL BILL:
It's weird.. I just always found this movie TOO action-y.. I don't know if it's Uma Thurman.. The over acting.. The subtitles.. ou just that I had to sit though it over a thousand times..
Either way.. I'll put this movie lower on this, but it's the quickest I could think of.
#3: SAW 3D:
This is when the series became that torture porn toi THINK the series started as.. It's stupid.. The movie is stupid.
#4: RESIDENT EVIL:
No thank you..
#5: REVENANT:
Let me clarify.. I DO like this movie.. But I mainly just watch the first half, rarely the seconde half.
But still.. Leonardo literary had to eat raw meat, crawl in the snow, and get ravaged par a CGI grizzly, to finally get that damn oscar..
I just don't get how THAT gave us Jason Voorhees.. It's so stupid.
#2: KILL BILL:
It's weird.. I just always found this movie TOO action-y.. I don't know if it's Uma Thurman.. The over acting.. The subtitles.. ou just that I had to sit though it over a thousand times..
Either way.. I'll put this movie lower on this, but it's the quickest I could think of.
#3: SAW 3D:
This is when the series became that torture porn toi THINK the series started as.. It's stupid.. The movie is stupid.
#4: RESIDENT EVIL:
No thank you..
#5: REVENANT:
Let me clarify.. I DO like this movie.. But I mainly just watch the first half, rarely the seconde half.
But still.. Leonardo literary had to eat raw meat, crawl in the snow, and get ravaged par a CGI grizzly, to finally get that damn oscar..
