toi know you’re a Buffy fan when…
toi can sing all the songs from “Once plus with Feeling” from memory…and if toi can’t toi stare at the words until they are engrained in your brain.
toi can quote Buffy verse that is appropriate for every moment…and your Friends look at toi like you’ve grown a third eye.
toi spend your grocery money on the complete Buffy series boxed set
toi stay up till 2 in the morning watching reruns on fanpop
toi spend hours searching for the imitation Claddagh ring Kohl’s has in their jewelry department
toi decide to take up ice skating after watching “What’s My Line”
toi go nuts when James Marsters guest stars on Smallville and add commentary such as “Spike would have knocked him flat”…”Spike would have a dit _______” “Spike would have…”
When toi say not only “Bored now” but “Tired now” “Hungry now” and then your Friends and family start saying it.
toi think about designing stiletto heels whose heels are made out of wood.
Your dream special someone must not only be nice, smart, funny, caring, but also a Buffy addict
The only insult toi can think of during a verbal battle with your sister is “you have a fruit coup de poing mouth”
toi re-watch such episodes as “End of Days” “What’s My Line” “Ted” “Bad Eggs” “Angel” and “Surprise” fast-forward-ing to Bangel smoochies :) (apologies to spuffy ou Briley fans)
When “Or Earth logic doesn’t resemble your logic” becomes your new phrase to say when toi think someone is off their rocker
When toi have an awful jour and the only thing that will make it better is watching your fave BtVS episode
When someone says they don’t “get” Buffy toi start on a 2hr speech that toi know will convert them
when someone says “By the way I like your dress” it takes on a whole new meaning.
ou when toi say it and toi try to imitate Mark Metcalf
When playing “what would toi save if your house was on feu and everyone was safe” Buffy seasons are at the haut, retour au début of your list
The musique toi have on your ipod includes “Goodbye to You”, “Wild Horses”, the BtVS theme song...
Your friend cons toi into watching Prison Break and toi say “Oh gosh!! That’s they guy who turned into the strange poisson monster from Buffy season 2 episode 20, “Go Fish”
toi use the cookie dough speech to explain something to someone
When someone says “Note to Self” toi say “Duck”
When toi see the name James Marston on x-men (the guy who lays Cyclops) toi say “I didn’t know Spike was an X-man!!”
toi name a pet Willow, Oz, ou something along those lines
When walking through a store toi see some “interesting” clothing ou jewelry and think “that’s something Willow ou Tara would wear”
When watching the old Dracula movie toi keep mentioning how much better the Buffy v. Dracula was.
You’re in the bibliothèque researching who knows what for a very important project due tomorrow and the song “Under your Spell” is playing through your head…so toi start humming it…and all of a sudden toi realize that toi are chant it…out loud…and people are staring at you…so toi make a quick exit …even if it means flunking your project.
toi can read this whole soapbox and not get bored. In fact toi want more…so toi post your own proof to Buffy addiction in the commentaire box :)