Merastewart: I have two types of dressing in my salade, laitue !

chicki: O: kewl

merastewart: xD ifkr!

chicki: does it taste yummeh?

merastewart: I'm having a dance party in my mouth! what u think!!' WAHOOOO. aww fuck. turn that shit off! no one wants to hear her squeaky voice !!

chicki: wtf??? xD

merastewart: xD

chicki: hahahahaha

merastewart: *music playing * it's Friday Friday gotta get down on Friday!! what the fuck did I say!! fuck a houe sideways with a god damn rake

chicki: did u see me and johnys statuses?? how crazy....i a dit RAAWWRR and then he's like barking i asked him what in hell it was about and he's like well if u can rawr i can bark xD

merastewart: he never fanned me back.

chicki: he's a weirdo lol

merastewart: fucker !! Dx tell him to fan me back ou else! wait .... did I even fan him?

chicki: ur status is still making me laugh xD

chicki: hahah DID u fan him??

merastewart: xD idfk!! holy fuckerdoodles !! brb

chicki: lmao!!! hb!

merastewart: wait whats his username? :O fuck I forgot !!!!!!!! chienne a houe in the mouth!

chicki: :'D

chicki: lmaooo u forgot??!!!

chicki: u can just go on my profil and he should be in my Friends list

merastewart: :o stop crying u fool!!! hell yes I did! I fucking forgot his nom d’utilisateur was emo_punk1 ..... right ?

chicki: haha yeah...i'll cry if i want to!! :')

merastewart: ou emopunk_1

merastewart: no u wont!

merastewart: *slaps the tears off ur face* xD

chicki: WAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

chicki: :'( :'D

merastewart: bad ninja ! u c

chicki: ahah xD

merastewart: u dreadful crybaby!! I can't take It!! AAAAAHHHH *runs around screaming *

chicki: DREADFUL???!!! WHO U CALLIN DREAFUL, WOMAN??!!!

merastewart: toi !!!!!!

chicki: oh no, u did NOT just go there!!! O:

merastewart: GOT A SLUTTY PROBLEM WITH IT!!!

merastewart: OH YES I DID!!!

chicki: U CRAZY FUCKIN BITCH!!!!!!! GO DANCE ON SOME MUSHROOMS!!!!!!!!!

merastewart: *dougies on mushrooms*

chicki: *breakdances on flowers* OH YEAH, BEAT THAT!!

merastewart: *breakdances ninja style on marshmallows*

chicki: marshmallows?? O: oh damn...

merastewart: yeah beat that!

chicki: *ballet breakdances on licornes horns* xD im so skilled...

merastewart: *frontflips and backflips on s'mores*

chicki: *moonwalks and body waves on rainbow*

merastewart: *does the micheal Jackson on a pile of skittles * taste the arc en ciel woohoo ow! xD

chicki: *breakdances in a rainstorm of coke* oh yeah, opening a bottle of happiness!! xD

merastewart: :O *shakes my bootay on red taureau, bull cans* red taureau, bull gives u wings *flies up still Dancing* xD

chicki: *does arm wave while skateboarding on stars* oh yeah, thats right!!!! xD

merastewart: *does the moonwalk on the moon*

chicki: *does double backflip/jerk on the SUN* oh yeah, im hot enough to handle tha sun xD

merastewart: *discos down a volcan and to the center of the core.* beat that. atmosphere beats the sun xD

chicki: *does moonwalk/body wave/breakdance in HELL* OH YEAH I WENT THERE!!! xD

merastewart: I JUST FUCKING FANNED THAT AWESOMELY LAME BOYFRIEND OF URS!!! TELL HIM TO ADD ME BACK WHILE I SCHOOL U!!

chicki: :'D lmao ok

merastewart: *gives devil a lapdance then gives Jésus one* Oh hell yeah I went there!

chicki: oh mah god O____O ur in for some baaad luck, girly xD

merastewart: xD shhhh!

chicki: *pole dances in heaven* ahahahhaha

merastewart: *pole dances in hell and heaven*

merastewart: *pole dances in earth*

merastewart: *in front of a priest*

merastewart: a married one I might add

chicki: *pole dances everywhere on the fucking universe*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chicki: lmao xD

chicki: omg..johny is SUCH a dork...he's like, tell her i'll add her bak in a few years xD

merastewart: :o *gives every little thing a lap Dance!! animaux and people and rocks!!!* yeah im a hobknocker!

merastewart: tell him I sed to add me ou I'll slap him everyday for a few years!!

chicki: hobknocker??? :'D LMFAO!!!! and ok i'll tell him hahaha

merastewart: yesh a hobknocker

merastewart: an animal rapist bitch!! xD

chicki: hahahhaha

chicki: how bad...xD

merastewart: yep. xD

merastewart: so beat that!!

chicki: *surfs on a crowd of angels* O:) hahhaa

merastewart: *surfs on a crowd of people who burnt in hell*

merastewart: so ha!

chicki: *surfs on a crowd of white, black, asian, european, and south american ppl* lmaooo

merastewart: :O *surfs on a crowd of a million rebbeca blacks kickin them in the face*

chicki: *surfs on a crowd of taio cruz's chant dynomite with them* OH YEAHH!!!

merastewart: *rapes taio Cruz*

chicki: :O:O:O!!!


chicki: :O:O:O:O:O:O!!!!!

chicki: :O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O!!!!!!!!!!

merastewart: xD

chicki: x-D
[16:00] chicki: *makes out wiff james maslow* xD LMAO!

merastewart: *rapes ALL of them *

chicki: :'D

chicki: dont tell johny lmao

merastewart: *rapes James maslow*


chicki: ahh!!! xD

merastewart: xD I won't haha.

chicki: x-D

chicki: that was friggin FUN lmao

merastewart: tell him to add me now! if he says now slap him for me. that was fun

chicki: haha i think he's adding u

chicki: aw i gotta go :(

merastewart: he better be!!! awww bye

chicki: *hugs tight* i'll be on on monday

merastewart: *hugs back* ok

merastewart: bye cry baby xD

merastewart: luv ya!!

chicki: ahah xD

chicki: luv ya too! byyee

chicki: raper xD


chicki: lmfao byez!

merastewart: byee! no I'm a hobknocker

chicki: :'D ok bye

merastewart: bye slap johny for the hell of it!